Sunday, June 24, 2012

Riot Watch! Sudan, wine for mothers-to-be and MLB bounties

- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Sudan isn't only feuding with its former friends who seceded and formed the new nation of Southern Sudan, it is also tearing apart from the inside. Both the government and the president found themselves on the receiving end of some pointed rage from their constituents throughout this past week. The uprising culminated in violent clashes Saturday between police and protestors who gathered to demonstrate against government austerity measures and call for the president's ouster. An increasing number of angry Sudanese have rallied in the capital against government spending cuts and other measures over the past seven days and many of them were angry enough to lob rocks at police, burn tires and police trucks and block off roads. Friday’s festivities began after Friday prayers, with crowds pushing for the toppling of President Omar al-Bashir. "Leave, Bashir, leave!" they chanted. "Khartoum, people, please revolt against humiliation and dictatorship." That led to head of Sudan's police force having a little Saturday refresher course with his officers on how to deal with riots, groups targeting property and arbitrary road closures by protesters "in accordance with the laws." Gen. Hashim Osman Hussein also made a public plea with citizens to "cooperate with the police in doing its job to enforce the law aimed at securing the homeland and its citizens.” Bzzzzzzzzzz! Wrong-O, Gen. Hussein. If the people need to rise up and brawl with The Man to make their voice heard, so be it. Officers responded with a typical show of excessive force, detaining a number of opposition figures and using batons to beat down as many protestors as possible. None of Saturday’s excitement would have been possible without a televised speech on state media last week in which al-Bashir pleaded with citizens to understand the new harsh austerity measures, which lifted fuel subsidies and cut the Cabinet by half to reduce expenses. Instead, opposition groups continued the buildup toward their vow to hold mass rallies June 30, when the ruling party celebrates 24 years in power. Looks like more good times are straight ahead……….


- Major League Baseball now has its own bounty problems. Well, assuming that players putting a $5,000 bounty on knocking a baseball out of the park is a problem. That’s the amount Philadelphia Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon paid teammate Jim Thome for saving the Philadelphia Phillies on Saturday after Papelbon blew a two-run lead in the top of the ninth inning. Thome, in his 22nd season and set to turn 42 later this year, hit a pinch-hit home run leading off the bottom of the ninth inning to lift the Phillies to a 7-6 win over the Tampa Bay Rays after Papelbon blew his first save chance in 18 tries this season. Prior to Thome stepping to the plate as a pinch-hitter, Papelbon informed him in the on-deck circle that he would give him $5,000 if he hit a homer. "That was a huge pickup by Jim Thome," Papelbon said. "I couldn't be happier for anybody in the clubhouse." Papelbon said he wrote the check in the clubhouse while admitting he needed to step his game up for the struggling Phillies, who are four games below .500 and 8.5 games out of first place in the National League East. "I've got to do a better job," Papelbon said. He needn’t be too harsh on himself, as the outing was the first one in which he allowed earned runs in a save situation this season. Thome, as he had done 12 times previously in his Hall of Fame-bound career, homered to win the game. His opposite-field blast off Jake McGee for home run No. 609 tied Sammy Sosa for seventh place on baseball's career list. "You never forget them," Thome said. "These are moments you never know how long you'll have them." Maybe Bud Selig doesn’t need to look in to this particular bounty after all……….


- Kooks of PETA, it has been not long enough. Your kook-tacular ways are never welcome, never sensible and never worth anyone’s time. So when a number of animals at a Duluth, Minn. zoo were killed amid flash flooding, it was only a matter of time before People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals stuck their nose in the middle of a tragedy and demanded that the zoo be held accountable for a natural disaster. Right on cue, PETA issued a press release calling for “appropriate charges” in response to the deaths of several animals at Lake Superior Zoo earlier this week after zoo workers reported several barnyard animals — which included a donkey, sheep, and goats — were killed Wednesday morning. A mini-horse named Darla was the only barn animal from the zoo that survived, although a number of other animals escaped their enclosures during the flooding, including Berlin the polar bear and Feisty and Vivian, a pair of seals. Why does PETA want charges pressed against zoo employees? Because apparently they should have been aware of the danger their animals faced due to flooding from the nearby creek two years ago. “The zoo failed to take necessary action to safeguard these animals’ lives, and those responsible must be criminally charged,” said Daphna Nachminovitch, vice president of cruelty investigations with PETA. Vice President Ass Hat and her cohorts believe the zoo violated Minnesota’s cruelty-to-animals statute and now, they want someone to pay…………


- It was a “Brave” new world at the movies this weekend as the animated flick from Disney debuted in first place, making $66.7 million in its first weekend. “Brave” trounced the competition and was the first part of a two-pronged animated grip on the top of the earning list, followed by “Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted” in second place. By adding another $20.2 million to its coffers, “Madagascar” upped its three-week total to $157.6 million. Newcomer and historical abomination “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” scored a third-place finish in its opening weekend with $16.5 million, a modest beginning for a much-hyped movie. “Prometheus” fell two spots to No. 4 and made $10 million to boost its three-week domestic total to $108.5 million. Tom Cruise’s portrayal of an ‘80s rock star continued to not impress audiences as “Rock of Ages” dipped to fifth place, making $8.2 million for a two-week haul of $28.7 million. Sixth place belonged to “Snow White and the Huntsman,” which notched an $8 million take and has fairy-taled its way to $137.1 million in one month of work. Not surprisingly, the last terrible Adam Sandler movie, the bomb-tastic “That’s My Boy,” went from fourth place in its opening weekend to seventh place in its second weekend, managing just $7.9 million and a two-week total of $28.1 million so far. “The Avengers” ranked eighth and added $7 million to its ginormous cumulative total of $598.3 million and counting. “MIB 3” held down the ninth spot with $5.6 million, while the Steve Carrell-led newcomer “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” wrapped up the top 10 with $3.9 million. “Moonrise Kingdom” (No. 11), “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (No. 12) and “Battleship” (No. 14) all dropped out from last week’s top 10…………


- Raise a glass, mothers-to-be. Science now says it’s OK for you to consume a low or moderate level of alcohol in early pregnancy. A Danish study suggested one to eight drinks a week was not linked to developmental problems in 5 year olds. Granted, the study was done in a country where, “Have another beer” is pretty much the national mantra, but never mind that. In Denmark a standard drink has 12g of alcohol and lead authors Ulrik Schiøler Kesmodel of Aarhus University and Prof Erik Lykke Mortensen of the University of Copenhagen wrote in their findings that women should be able to safely drink no more than one or two units, once or twice a week. Binge drinking during pregnancy is still a bad idea, what with being inked to miscarriage, fetal alcohol syndrome and low birth weight, but drinking in moderation is not, according to Kesmodel and Mortensen. More than 1,600 pregnant women took part in the study after being recruited at their first antenatal visit. Half of them were first-time mothers and more than 500 were dumb enough to smoke during their pregnancy. However, this study was not about excoriating them for their stupidity and was instead about asking them questions concerning their alcohol intake. For purposes of the study, low average consumption was defined as one to four per week, moderate as five to eight drinks and high levels as nine or more per week. Binge drinking was defined as having five or more drinks on one occasion. During the study, researchers measured the effects of alcohol on IQ, attention span, executive functions such as planning, organization, and self-control in the five-year-olds who took part. For mothers who engaged in low to moderate weekly drinking in early pregnancy, there was no significant effect on neurodevelopment of children at the age of five. There were likewise no differences in IQ test results in children whose mothers drank one to four units per week or five to eight units per week in pregnancy compared with children of abstaining mothers. However, mothers who downed more than nine drinks per week had children with a significantly lower attention span. "High prenatal exposure to alcohol has consistently been associated with adverse effects on neurodevelopment,” Kesmodel and Mortensen wrote. "Areas such as intelligence, attention and executive functions have been found to be particularly vulnerable. Our findings show that low to moderate drinking is not associated with adverse effects on the children aged five." So instead of pouring one out, mothers in waiting can down pour one (or two) down the hatch and not be worried about harming their baby………..

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