Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Political plagiarism, Palin reality dominance and 90-inch LED TV's

- Russia has plenty to be ashamed about, but soccer shouldn’t be high on the list. Communism, rigged elections and a despotic, rights-trampling leader are reasons to feel bad about your country, but an early exit from Euro 2012 is not. Just don’t try telling that to Russian fans, politicians and media after their team was bounced in the group stage of the tournament Friday after a 1-0 defeat to Greece in Warsaw. When the draw for Euro 2012 was made last December, Russia landed a seemingly enviable spot in a winnable group alongside Poland, Greece and the Czech Republic. Even notoriously drab coach Dick Advocaat cracked a smile at the time and after Russia bolted from the gate in its first game and crushed he Czechs, winning 4-1 when it could have scored 10, the optimism appeared justified. Scarring memories of Euro championships past were wiped away and with a win in either of their final two matches of the group round, the Russians would be on to the knockout stage. That win never came as a 1-1 tie with bitter rival Poland after riots between the two teams’ fans in the streets the day of the game and the loss to the Greeks left Russia and Poland on the outside looking in as Greece and the Czechs moved on. The resulting disappointment by national media members paired nicely with the anger expressed by many fans at the lackluster performance and apparent absence of suitable outrage on the part of the players. A team of which much was expected simply didn’t seem too broken up by their elimination. The Russian squad walking straight off the field and down the tunnel after their loss to the Greeks rather than run over to their fans to thank them for their support. At the e postmatch press conference, Advocaat stated that he was "satisfied with his work” and that Russia "had played well." Worst of all was captain Andrei Arshavin getting hooked by a fan in the lobby of the team hotel in Warsaw and getting dragged into an argument that ended with him derisively telling the fan, "The fact that we didn't live up to your expectations isn't our problem. It's yours." The team is facing scathing criticism for lodging at the Bristol, Warsaw's most expensive hotel, and delivering a bargain-basement effort. A deputy in Russia's Duma (parliament) has proposed banning Arshavin from receiving commercial endorsement earnings as punishment for the Euro 2012 fiasco. Time to hit the premium vodka for solace………


- Rich people who always NEED to have the newest, most expensive toy or gadget to hold over the heads of your fellow 1-percent friends, act now. Sharp is thinking big and to stay ahead of the curve, you need to think along with them. While it may seem like flat-screen televisions have grown ridiculously large and that making them any bigger was a waste because you may as well install a movie screen in your home, Sharp disagrees. Instead, the tech giant unveiled the 90-inch Aquos LED TV on Tuesday, rolling out an entertainment monster that stands 4 feet tall and is 6 feet, 8 inches across. To put it in perspective, the screen is as wide as LeBron James is tall. Yet the entire package is less than 5 inches thick and weighs 114 pounds. What can one expect to pay for what is believed to be the biggest LED high-def television on the market? A mere $10,999.99. Yes, $10,999 would have been too cheap, so those extra 99 cents were a must. Before dismissing the 90-inch model as a novelty few will buy, take a look at the success of the 60-, 70- and 80-inch sets from the past despite some having relatively small viewing angles. Sharp Electronics of America President John Herrington touted the TV as offering “size, picture quality and smart functionality unlike anything consumers have experienced.” In an accompanying news release, Sharp hyped the screen by painting a picture of standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon and seeing the breathtaking scene below. "That's the experience you'll get when watching the breathtaking 90-inch (diagonal) AQUOS LED TV (model LC-90LE745U), introduced today by Sharp," the release said. Right, but a family of four could afford three or four trips to the actual Grand Canyon for the price of that TV……….


- In a story straight out of a cable legal drama’s plot (literally), the battle between artsy East Williamsburg tenants and their determined landlord has taken a theatrical twist. Borrowing a plot quite literally played out in the most recent season of the USA Network drama “Fairly Legal,” the landlord of the apartments at 13 and 15 Thames, a loft-style building, has allegedly hired a local , to chase out his unwanted tenants. The Brooklyn neighborhood where the building is located is also home to the motorcycle gang and after the city ordered the first floor tenants to vacate in January, the landlord allegedly turned to the gang for help in forcing those tenants out. "Our landlord has hired bikers. A bike gang is trying to intimidate people inside our building," said tenant Jason Blackman. He and his fellow first-floor dwellers, many of whom are artists and free spirits, believe their landlord wants to raise rent to attract wealthier, upper-class tenants. "They're trying to bully us out, but we're not budging," Blackman proclaimed. When initial attempts to remove the current tenants failed, the members of the Forbidden Ones began showing up. Because the gang has long met on the same block as the apartment building, their presence is nothing new. However, their purpose for being there has shifted and depending upon whom you ask, it is either for sinister reasons or security purposes. "We're here to make sure people don't sneak in and squat," said Tito Martinez, a Forbidden One member. "The landlord is not paying us to force them out.” Under Martinez’s logic, the landlord hired him to be the building's super. In exchange, his gang is allowed to park their bikes in the building's garage. The first-floor tenants believe the arrangement is much shadier and police records show that more than nearly three dozen 911 calls have been made from the building since January, most to report harassment. Amazingly, the landlord has been unavailable for comment on the issue and doesn’t seem likely to surface any time soon………


- What would you get if you took the Kardashians, replaced their Hollywood excess and vapidity with Alaskan heartiness, removed the constant barrage of sex that’s the epicenter of the Kardashian brand and swapped it out with conservative values and mixed in a heaping helping of cluelessness? That’s right, you would end up with the Palin family. As the Kardashian empire spreads its insipid presence across the reality television world, the Palins are fighting back to see who can have the biggest reality TV presence while simultaneously making the world a worse place. Leading the way was the mama grizzly herself, Sarah Palin, who had a short-lived, poorly rated reality series on TLC. “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” was an unmitigated disaster, but that didn’t deter Lifetime from offering up a reality show to Palin’s teen mom daughter Bristol, whose new series  “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp,” premiered this week. Following around an IQ-deficient young woman with a child of her own is fascinating and all, but that clearly is not enough to make the Palins the first family of reality TV. Cue the patriarch of the family, Sarah’s poor husband Todd, who will be one of the “celebrity” contestants on the upcoming “Stars Earn Stripes” competition series. That announcement came the same day as “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp,” premiered. “Stars Earn Stripes” actually has an idea that isn't totally terrible, pairing military or law enforcement personnel with E-list celebrities and putting them through missions inspired by real-life military exercises. One team will be eliminated each week and retired US Army Gen. Wesley Clark — one-time Supreme Allied Commander Europe for NATO — and “Dancing With the Stars’” Samantha Harris will host. A cast of bad celebrity reality show retreads will comprise the “stars” portion of the cast as boxing champ Laila Ali, actor Dean Cain, former NFL star Terry Crews, singer Nick Lachey and Olympic skier Picabo Street are all part of the show………….


- What is it with prominent Eastern European politicians and plagiarism of late? In March, Hungarian President Pal Schmitt was caught up in a plagiarism scandal from his university days and now, new Romanian premier Victor Ponta is in a similar spot. Ponta dismissed the charges as part of a plot orchestrated by the country’s president, but reports that more than half Ponta’s 432-page thesis on the International Criminal Court had been copied from other sources will not go away. The premier has insisted he will not resign and sounded downright defiant when questioned about the issue. “Have I done something against Romania’s interests as prime minister? Why should I resign? No way,” he scoffed. The scandal comes just one month after Ponta’s left-wing Social Liberal Union only came to power, following a “no confidence” vote against the previous center-right government. Ponta made it clear he views the accusations as manufactured drama directly from President Traian Basescu, who has close links to the opposition center-right Democrat-Liberal Party. “You know very well this is a pretext of a political war between President Basescu and I, a war each of us leads with their own weapons,” Ponta said. Great, except that doesn’t explain how more than 200 pages of your thesis were lifted from someone else’s work. In Ponta’s deluded world, his thesis’ bibliography lists the papers he had consulted and the project’s foreword was written by Ion Diaconu, one of the writers whose work he was accused of plagiarizing. Should the country’s education ministry want to review the thesis, Ponta said he would be happy to submit his work.  “If the commission tells me I wasn’t supposed to list the bibliography at the end but insert it as footnotes, of course I will give up my doctor’s title immediately. I am not mad about titles, I don’t care about this one,” he said. That an elected official in Romania has a possibly bogus doctorate isn't that surprising, as following the collapse of Communism in 1989, a large number of private universities and institutes sprang up, offering questionable qualifications. Whether Ponta goes the way of Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg, a German defense minister tipped as a successor to Chancellor Angela Merkel who resigned his post following his own plagiarism scandal, remains to be seen……….

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