Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Haitian uprisings, Playboy model lifers and electric cars in California

- Josh Hamilton is having an MVP-quality year for the Texas Rangers, but even his life still has its challenges. In between bashing home runs for the first-place Rangers and having a Hollywood screenwriter turn his life story into a movie script, Hamilton is trying to stop his chewing tobacco habit. He said Monday that he's stopped dipping the past two days and is instead using some tea tree oil and menthol toothpicks that teammate Brandon Snyder gave him. "It was time to do it," Hamilton said. "It's a habit and I don't really enjoy it like I used to." He has quit in the past, but has always returned to the habit. Having beaten drug and alcohol addictions in the past, chewing tobacco should not be his most difficult fight and if special oils and toothpicks, so be it. "The tea tree oil helps kill all the bacteria in your mouth, so it's really good for you. The menthol is like a mint, but it's for your oral fixation, the habit of having something in your mouth," said Snyder. As he attempts to beat back tobacco, Hamilton is also trying to break a recent slump. He is hitting just .194 in June with one homer and seven RBIs after winning AL player of the month honors for April and May, but is still hitting .319 on the season. Throw in the intestinal virus he has battled the past few weeks and life is suddenly no picnic for Hamilton. Manager Ron Washington, who has himself used cocaine in the past, is trying to get his star back in the right frame of mind. "I'm not trying to put too much on Hamilton's mind," Washington said. "He'll figure it out. It's not going to be a quick fix." His struggles at the plate are hurting his chances of another MVP award and his team’s chances for a return trip to the playoffs, but his addiction to chewing tobacco could well kill a lot more than that if he doesn’t quit. It should make for another interesting inclusion in that move script……..


-  Tesla: A name synonymous with retro rock and now, electric cars. The Tesla that manufactures automobiles has cranked out its first round of first mass-market sedans and must now wait to see if the cars will be successful on the road. Ten of the sedans, called the Model S, rolled off the production line at the company's Fremont factory during a weekend ceremony that was part pep rally, part corporate gathering. A lineup of self-important luminaries, including California Gov. Jerry Brown, spoke to the crowd of thousands, which erupted in cheers as the first cars left the building. Tesla Motors, a Palo Alto-based company that is the brainchild of PayPal billionaire and SpaceX founder Elon Musk, claims 10,000 people have put down a refundable deposit for the five-seat sedan and officials say they expect to sell close to 5,000 this year. "This is another example of California on the move," Brown told the crowd. "This is a great car. You're a bunch of great workers." Tesla Vice President George Blankenship explained that the cars would be delivered using a  "personal delivery program." One of the cars was headed to Palo Alto, while two others were going to buyers in Chicago. "Arguably, it may be the most beautiful sedan in the marketplace," a rather biased Blankenship said. The Model S is an expensive whip, selling for $49,900 after a tax credit. It can go approximately 155 miles on a single charge and Tesla is hoping the car sells well after it lost nearly $1 billion selling an earlier model, a high-end electric sports car called the Roadster. Just 2,150 Roadsters have been sold since 2008 and Tesla’s hopes for surviving in the auto world are fading fast. Musk doesn’t fail in business often, but if the Model S bombs out, this could be one such occasion……. 


- Damn you, bears. America has had enough and thanks to the gun-loving nuts of the National Rifle Association, many of us are licensed to pack hat. As such, your furry selves need to be aware that more incidents like the one that took place Sunday morning at Ponderosa Campground in the Tonto National Forest will not be tolerated. The man, whose identity was not disclosed, was a Tempe resident who was injured after a bear attacked him in his tent, gaming officials said. It was the third attack in the Tonto National Forest since May 31 and two of the attacks have occurred at Ponderosa Campground. Sunday’s attack caused park officials to temporarily close the campground and the closure includes Christopher Creek and Sharp Creek campgrounds, said Forest Supervisor Neil Bosworth. "We simply cannot ensure camper safety in these areas and need to take more immediate steps to protect the public," Bosworth said. Wrong-O, Neil. You CAN ensure camper safety and it can be done with five simple words: dudes with high-powered rifles. Station a sharpshooter in a high perch near the camping area and if a bear attacks, put that beast down. Rather than close the campgrounds until July 15, put some bullets in some bear skulls and see if that doesn’t solve the problem. The Arizona Game and Fish Department said that during Sunday’s attack, the victim suffered lacerations and bites to his head and arm when the bear entered his tent and attacked him. His fiancĂ©e and a 1-year-old child were also in the tent, but they escaped unharmed and sounded the alarm so other campers could get away from the area. Shortly after the attack, a camper at a nearby campsite shot at the bear several times with a handgun at close range, but the bear left the area and it was not known if any of the shots found their mark. "Extensive efforts are being made to locate and remove the animal for the public's safety, which is our top priority," said Rod Lucas, regional supervisor for the AGFD. In the two previous attacks, a 74-year-old woman at Ponderosa Campground was clawed during the night by a bear and suffered bruises and a laceration on her scalp and Glendale resident Jason Amperse was bitten by a bear and suffered a bite mark on his right leg and claw marks on his left leg. Connections between the attacks are irrelevant because the only numbers that matter are three and seven, as in three attacks in the past month and seven in the past 22 years. Whether it is the state's drought and scarce wildlife food resources that wildlife officials blame for the bears’ aggressive behavior or not, the time has come for the humans – the ones in this battle with opposable thumbs – to literally fire back…………


- A few months away from turning 40, Jenny McCarthy is proving that her life really hasn’t gone anywhere in the past two decades. The host of NBC’s crap-tacularly awful reality “dating” series “Love in the Wild” as well as a veteran of scores of equally forgettable TV series over the years, McCarthy is set to make her seventh – SEVENTH – appearance sans clothes in the pages of Playboy. Not only that, she will grace the cover of the July/August issue that hits newsstands Friday. While some might argue that a woman still being deemed attractive enough to pose for the cover of a sleazy skin mag at age 40 is a sign that she is in great shape and still desirable, the fact that McCarthy hasn’t found anything better to do with her life in the past 15-20 years than make some extra cash by taking off her clothes for millions of desperate, horny dudes to enjoy is more than a little sad – just don’t tell her that. "I'm really proud of it," McCarthy proclaimed. "The pictures are really gorgeous and classy. They could be out of W magazine. They're really elegant. It's probably a lot more sophisticated than a lot of the stuff you'd see of people with their clothes on." Oh, the old, “They’re really classy and well done and I had TOTAL artistic control” explanation for why your primary skill in life is being ogle-able for men who peruse skin mags for the articles. McCarthy also explained that she likes posing for Hugh Hefner’s publication because the magazine doesn’t glamorize only thin women – although it could be easily argued that having women take their clothes off for money doesn’t glamorize them at all. "The one thing I like about Playboy is they don't have the anorexic look," she said. "The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up." Best of success in finding something better to do with your life so you don’t end up back on the pages of Playboy and hosting reality shows five or 10 years from now, J………..

  
- Start small and build it big, angry Haitians.  The sight of more than 1,000 Haitians marching through the capital city of Port-au-Prince Monday to protest a reported plan to destroy their hillside shanties for a flood-control project before they find better, more permanent dwellings is inspiring, but the scale of the effort needs to increase rapidly if this effort is going any place significant. The government wants to demolish the shelters, which were built in the wake of a devastating earthquake. In one of the poorest nations in the world, that sort of idea riles the masses and so it was Monday as protestors marched and police overreacted by firing ear gas in an attempt to control the protesters, some of whom threw rocks. The march wound through the Port-au-Prince metropolitan area, fueled by the chanting of threats to burn down the affluent district where the shanties sit if the authorities flatten the disputed homes. Arson threats command attention and those chants were a smart play. Pierre Andre Gedeon, the No. 2 official at the Environment Ministry, inspired the uprising last week when he said during a local radio broadcast that officials want to demolish several hundred homes to build channels and reforest the hillsides in an effort to curb the deadly floods that come with the annual rainy season. Sure, the goal itself is noble, but that doesn’t make suddenly homeless people feel better. The majority of the threatened homes are in Jalousie, a cinderblock shantytown that spreads across a mountainside alongside the affluent city of Petionville that comprises the Port-au-Prince metro area. Maybe if President Michel Martelly had followed through on his promise to build homes destroyed in the 2010 earthquake, the protest wouldn’t have been necessary. Yes, the government is building hundreds of homes north of the capital, but not nearly enough homes. Housing issues are not new in the city of some 3 million and many homes crash down the hills every year during the country's rainy seasons. The pertinent question is why it took so long for a protest like this to take place. Big ups to the protestors who kicked the march off by hurling rocks at a towering hotel financed in part by the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund. In a country where there is little to do other than figure out where one’s next meal and next night of sleep will come from, a protest or riot is a great way to pass the time while also making an emphatic point………..

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