Friday, June 29, 2012

Gone country, rock/paper/scissors robots and Georgia football felons

- Georgia football is back, baby. No, not because the Bulldogs posted a 10-4 record last season and played in the Outback Bowl. Instead it’s the arrest of running back Isaiah Crowell on weapons charges by Athens-Clarke County police early Friday morning that indicates the program is back to its old ways and traditions. Although coach Mark Richt has often bristled at suggestions that his program has a discipline problem, the Bulldogs did have 11 players arrested in 2010 and they will start the 2012 season with four defensive starters suspended for discipline issues. They may be without Crowell for much longer after he was charged with a felony count of possessing a weapon in a school zone, a felony count of altered identification mark and misdemeanor count of possession/carrying a concealed weapon. Oddly enough, his arrest came after 2 a.m., which is bizarre because nothing bad ever happens when you’re out at that time of the morning. Crowell was arrested around 2:20 a.m. ET after being stopped at a vehicle checkpoint near the Georgia campus and booked at 3:37 a.m. Considering he was in and out of Richt's doghouse as a freshman for various knucklehead acts, maybe Crowell’s arrest isn’t so surprising. He spent the night in jail after his bond was set at $7,500. Richt won't have a chance to let him off the hook for his crime, as UGA Athletic Association policy stipulates that student-athletes charged with felonies are immediately suspended from the team. Crowell faces two felonies and a misdemeanor and Georgia senior associate athletics director Claude Felton said the school was aware of Crowell's arrest. The unusual altered ID-mark charge stems from a tampered serial number and that the gun in question was a 9mm Luger. Either Crowell really likes guns or the Georgia campus is much more dangerous than anyone knew, because rolling with a Luger isn’t normal. Oh, and the reason police pulled his 2005 Mercury Grand Marquis over in the first place was the smell of marijuana inside the vehicle. "[Crowell] consented to a search of the vehicle, and officers didn't find the marijuana," Athens-Clarke County Police spokeswoman Hilda Sorrow said. In other words, he and his four passengers were at someone’s apartment or off-campus house getting baked, maybe on their way to Taco Bell, and they were pulled over. It certainly is good to have real Georgia Bulldogs football pride back…………


- Who isn't fired up when science tackles and conquers life’s most important issues? Researchers coming up with a cure for a fatal disease, scientists finding ways to make cars more fuel-efficient, dieticians creating a new pill to help FAT people lose weight or creating a robot that cannot be beaten at “Rock, paper, scissors,” those are great feats. Wait…..what? There is a robot that is unbeaten at one of the lamest ways to decide who rides shotgun on the road trip to Niagara Falls or who gets the last piece of leftover pizza from last night? Yes, yes there is. Scientists at Ishikawa Oku Laboratory as the University of Tokyo have developed a janken, or rock-paper-scissors robot, that wins every time. The artificial hand is part of a class of robots that utilize human-machine cooperation. It wins its contests by detecting which gesture will be thrown with vision-based motion detectors. Hardcore RSP players would argue that this is cheating by one millisecond, but the number of world problems this robot will solve should quell any dissent. Its sensors determine the angle of the human’s wrist join and uses that information to decide which motion the hand is about to make. What makes this entire story even better is that the Ishikawa Oku Laboratory team built on years of past research on optics in computing to make the janken robot possible. If only those past researchers had known the important discoveries their findings would be used to facilitate….they probably would have burned all of their files. Perhaps the best way to forget how ridiculous all of this is would be reading the Ishikawa Oku Laboratory mission statement, which reads, “Interactions in the real world (not only physical but also social and psychological interactions) are inherently parallel phenomena. By constructing models and engineering systems that take into account such parallelism, one can expect a better understanding of the real world as well as enhanced performance of systems when dealing with practical applications. These fundamental considerations lead us to concentrate on parallel processing for sensory information.” Anyone still awake after reading that is probably too confused and discombobulated to think about how absurd an RSP robot is. Eventually, the application of a robot with such a quick reaction time could range from assistance in surgical procedures to preventative military technology, so maybe this train wreck can be salvaged eventually………


- Umm…..was someone counting on a large amount of weapons, including rockets and automatic machine guns, to be transported to or through Egypt to fuel their uprising against their fascist government? If so, it’s time for Plan B because Egyptian Interior Minister Gen. Mohammed Ibrahim announced Friday that security forces have confiscated this impressive cache of weapons smuggled into the country from neighboring Libya. Ibrahim said security forces acting on a tip Friday stopped a car and truck packed with munitions on the highway near the Egyptian coastal city of Marsa Matrouh and after a brief firefight in which one of the transporters was killed, security forces seized the weapons and apprehended the transporters. It was a banner day for the Interior Ministry, as Ibrahim described the bust as "the biggest" in the history of the organization. The weapons were smuggled from the Libyan city of Sirte and during questioning, one of the men arrested confessed that the weapons were being taken to the Sinai Peninsula to be smuggled to the Gaza Strip. Smuggling weapons out of Libya has become increasingly common since the country's 2011 revolution, but with additional smuggling comes the need for more smugglers and the more smugglers one needs, the better chance some less-than-brilliant individuals will be employed in this capacity. So to whoever was counting in those weapons to be the muscle in their revolt, dial up another arms dealer and see what kind of deal you can get for buying in bulk……….


- What would go through a person’s mind if they learned the soil all around their town was laced with arsenic? Residents of Middleport, N.Y. are facing that scary reality and the massive arsenic cleanup project in Middleport could affect the entire village. The New York Department of Environmental Conservation has expressed concerns that the soil in yards, gardens and even a school campus may have to be dug up and carted away. The DEC wants to remove soil from 101 properties in the village where previous EPA testing has shown elevated levels of arsenic, including homes, commercial lots and Royalton-Hartland Central Schools. While it is not a huge place, Middleport is similar in size to about 500 football fields. "Our cleanup level would be 20 parts per million, which is the background level in this area of Niagara County," said DEC Engineer Robert Schick. Where did all of that arsenic come from? The FMC pesticide plant in the village apparently has not done a good job of being environmentally responsible and to clean up their mess, workers would have to dig up and truck away the soil and dispose of it in a commercial landfill or a special area on the FMC site. "It will take some time. We estimate that it would be done in about five years. It may require multiple crews," Schick said. Five years? In that time, the entire town could pick up and move. Maybe there is a giant plot of vacant land elsewhere in the state of New York where Middleport could be rebuilt and restarted. FMC isn't exactly a willing and helpful participant in the process, not if spokesman Robert Forbes truly represents their thoughts on the topic. "We've addressed the major issues in Middleport already that need to be remediated. We've addressed them and our risk assessment suggests that their isn't a concern here and there is no benefit from further removal of the arsenic,” Forbes said. Some residents are behind FMC and were swayed by different remedial plans presented by the DEC Wednesday evening, which suggested that the only way for a person to be directly exposed to the arsenic is ingestion, i.e. eating the soil. In other words, parents of every child under the age of 6 in Middleport would be infinitely terrified. The issue remains open for public debate through July 30 and after that, the DEC will go through the comments and make a final decision by the end of the calendar year………..


- His band being back on the scene after a long hiatus and releasing a solid album on their own label just wasn’t enough for Garbage drummer/über-producer Butch Vig. Garbage recently released “Not Your Kind of People” and he is renowned for producing Nirvana's seminal release “Nevermind.” Vig should be living high (literally and/or figuratively) off his rock success, but instead he’s venturing into the world of…..country music? Sadly, it’s true. Vig's new country and folk music band Emperors of Wyoming will put out their debut, self-titled LP on Sept. 17 and unfortunately, this is no joke. The band is made up of singer/ songwriter Phil Davis of Fire Town, Pete and Frank Anderson of Call Me Bwana and Vig on drums. Although they have been together since 2009, Emperors of Wyoming have never released any albums. Their sound blends bluegrass, country and acoustic folk music using "cutting edge technology and ancient instruments.”
Maybe Vig is stuck in an eff-you period where he wants to fly in the face of everything that is expected of the man who helmed Nirvana’s most iconic release, because a country album is not exactly good for his look. But after Garbage self-released “People,” their first release since 2005’s “Bleed Like Me,” because they didn't like the experience of being on major record labels, Vig might be tired of major-label and mainstream bullsh*t. "We started out on independent labels both in the UK and in the US and then they ended up getting bought up by bigger corporate labels. In the end, no one from those labels seems to care or know who you are as a band and we just didn't like that experience,” he fumed. "We wanted to embrace exactly who we are as a band and just make a Garbage record, we like to do what we like to do and we'll do that and not give a sh*t about what anyone else thinks." All right then……….

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