Sunday, August 28, 2016

Courtney Love whores her way to fame, the world's biggest guacamole party and Romania gets Trump-y


- Nothing quite like whoring your way to fame, eh Courtney Love? The egomaniacal lead singer of Hole has made plenty of outrageous claims over the years, but when she says that many grunge-era hits were written about her, it might be less about self-confidence and more about the many rockers she’s hooked up with over the years. According to Love, she dated so many singers in grunge bands that it was inevitable many songs would be written about her. She was famously married to/leeched off the career of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain before his death in 1994 and also had a relationship with Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan. She has admitted to being a fan of satellite radio station Sirius XM’s show Lithium, named after a Nirvana hit, and the station apparently feeds her narcissism. “I listen to Lithium, which is like all of the ‘90s songs and a lot of them are actually about me, which is interesting,” Love not-so-humble-bragged. “There’s so many Smashing Pumpkins songs about me, there’s a Bush song about me…I remember I used to date this movie star in the ‘90s and we were listening to KROQ. Of six songs in a row, five of them were about me. I told him that, and he was ‘No, they aren’t!’ I was: ‘Yeah, they are. I dated every one of those guys, dude.’” The last album Hole released was ‘Nobody’s Daughter’ in 2010, but all love has done musically since then is support pop singer Lana Del Rey on a tour of small theaters last year, something she admitted was a bit rough on that bloated ego of hers………


- Donald Trump, here’s a country where you and your asinine ideas might actually be welcome. Hungary just might heart itself some Trump, at least based on Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s promise to build a new, "massive" fence on its southern borders to defend against a possible surge in the number of migrants. If that promise sounds familiar, it’s because Hungary's prime minister is channeling his best Human Pumpkin Candidate and chasing earlier comments calling migrants “poison” by saying on state radio that there may soon be a "greater need for security" and the fortified barrier would be able to stop "several hundreds of thousands of people," if needed. Oh, and just like Trump, Orban didn’t offer any specifics in terms of when the wall would be built or how such an insane project would possibly happen. Orban did say the surge could take place if, for example, Turkey allows the millions of refugees living there to leave for Western Europe. Oh, and xenophobic fans of building border walls also might recall that Hungary built fences protected with razor wire on its southern borders with Serbia and Croatia last year, when nearly 400,000 people passed through the country on their way west. So eastern Europe is seemingly on a wall-building kick and when Trump loses the presidential election here in a few months, he might need somewhere to go to get away from it all. Romania could clearly be that place……..


- He’s fighting what appears to be a losing battle to retain his spot as the San Francisco 49ers’ starting quarterback, but that didn’t stop Colin Kaepernick from taking a bold, controversial step at his team’s preseason game against the Green Bay Packers. Kaepernick refused to stand during the national anthem prior to the game, citing his views on the country's treatment of racial minorities. "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color," Kaepernick said. “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder." That was a direct shot at police involved  in shootings across the country and will likely rankle some of the officers who are involved with security at 49ers home games, which is why the team issued a statement acknowledging that Kaepernick sat on the team's bench during the national anthem while insisting that it’s “an opportunity to honor our country and reflect on the great liberties we are afforded as its citizens.” The league issued a statement in which it said players are not required to stand during the anthem, but Kaepernick said he did not tell the team he was planning to protest the national anthem. "This is not something that I am going to run by anybody," he said. "I am not looking for approval.” He may not be looking for approval, but he is still looking to be an NFL starting quarterback and his play on the field during the game didn’t help him much in that respect……..



- Either the world’s biggest guacamole party was in the works or thieves will steal literally anything they believe they can sell for a few quick bucks. It’s hard to know which is true, but what we do know is that two men have been charged with trespassing and theft after allegedly stealing avocados from a Hawaiian orchard. Max Mattos of Keaau and Kawika Nobriga of Pahoa were arrested after a theft occurred at an orchard off Highway 132 in Kapoho. According to police, the owner of the orchard confronted two men and a woman in a pickup truck on his property and blocked the truck from leaving after spotting about 80 pounds of avocados in the bed of the truck. Mattos and Nobringa were clearly not as smooth or swift as they thought they were, or they needed to pick a better partner in crime than Sabrina Jaeger of Pahoa, who was also arrested on a bench warrant and charged with contempt of court. Many crimes leave the world wondering what those responsible for them were thinking, but this definitely ranks high on the list because anyone who steals 80 pounds of avocados then needs a plan for what they’re going to do with 80 pounds of avocados before they go rotten. Now that they’re behind bars and facing criminal charges, it’s a question this criminal outfit won't have to answer………

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