Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Conor McGregor hearts WWE, GPS quirks and hijinks and a Polish O.G.


- This could very well redefine the term O.G. An 80-year-old woman in Poland is proving that you’re never too old to be a no-morals thug ripping people off of everything they have in their pockets by means of cunning, deception and of course, drugs. Police claim the woman drugged and stole from a string of suitors she met through dating ads in her local newspaper -- a crime that could put her behind bars for 20 years, which seems a bit ridiculous because this woman may not live another 20 months at her age. According to prosecutors, the suspect, identified as Janina M., would sneak the powerful sedative lorazepam into her victims' food, lulling them to sleep during what they thought was a romantic meal.” One especially glaring case involved this woman allegedly snatching $2,000 in cash, jewelry and electronics from a 78-year-old man who'd invited her to his home in Szczurow, east of Krakow. "I'd never have imagined this lady was capable of doing something like this, nor that she's 80," prosecutor Andrzej Lesniak said. Precisely, A. That’s what makes her such a badass, because even though court records show she's been convicted of theft and fraud eight previous times, she’s managed to convince a lot of people that she’s not that bad of a person. Using lorazepam, commonly prescribed to treat anxiety, is a deadly tactic if it is combined with alcohol or other drugs, but this woman was willing to push the limits in order to fund her criminal lifestyle in the final years of her thoroughly unscrupulous life……….


- “Suicide Squad” may be getting crushed by many critics and fans, but the producers of TV's “Gotham” are apparently impressed by what they’ve seen. The Fox drama apparently plans to introduce characters made popular by the blockbuster movie. Executive producer John Stephens revealed that a "forerunner" for Margot Robbie's character Harley Quinn and a "proto-version"of Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje's Killer Croc will appear in episodes of the show…at some point. "That might just be, like, Reddit talk for, 'We haven’t quite figured it out.'" Stephens said. "It's sort of like you see the first version of it, and you see how it comes from [that] after-the-fact. As if you see someone who has a scientific anomaly so their skin grows in a certain way, and [you say], 'Oh, I'm gonna take that and grow Killer Croc from that in the future.'" He added that Cameron Monaghan's character Jerome's genesis into The Joker will continue to develop during the show's upcoming third season, which also links to “Suicide Squad” because Jared Leto delivered his own unique take on the character in the film. "It's about developing the myth of The Joker, just like we're developing the myth of Batman. It's so we can stretch him over multiple seasons,” Stephens said of his show’s take on the Joker. “The cult of The Joker began, and we'll explore how that deepens and changes this year. There are underground movements where they talk about Jerome." Ah, the vaunted underground movement, always such an important part of the process………


- Navigation apps are one of the smartphone era’s true mixed bags. On one hand, they often provide relatively accurate guidance to one’s destination, helping navigate unfamiliar areas and avoid traffic delays. On the other hand, they can sometimes send people to completely unrelated locations from where they intended to go, putting their life in danger in the process. The current situation in a residential area of Southington, Connecticut falls somewhere in the middle. A GPS quirk is sending people to a residential area instead of an amusement park and the unhappiest people in this situation are residents in the Mount Vernon Road area, who say the situation is making their lives miserable and causing traffic issues in their neighborhood. Folks like Mary Sargent are trying to help get lost drivers on the right path to Lake Compounce in Bristol, but claim the problem has lingered for months on end. The GPS problem leads drivers to a service entrance on Lake Avenue, from which they all end up at where Welch Road, Mount Vernon Road and Lake Avenue meet and have to do a U-turn to get back on track. "We have had constant traffic issues with out of state cars and tour buses that are constantly going by our houses,” Sargent said. In response, she posted a homemade sign, but of course that hasn’t really made much of an impact. The GPS issue stems from folks being sent to Lake Avenue if they're looking for Lake Compounce, with the navigation apps directing them to a service entrance at 822 Lake Ave. in Southington instead of 186 Enterprise Drive in Bristol. Lake Compounce representatives claim they’ve tried for two years to get Google Maps and Nav Tek, which provides information for Tom Tom, Garmin and other GPS devices, to fix the issue, but to no avail. Maybe it’s time to pull a Trump and build a wall to keep out the unwanted…….


- Because #ConorMcGregor. He hasn’t fought in months and pissed away his chance to headline UFC 200 due to his own macho head games with Dana White and Co., but the Irish MMA sensation remains one of his sport’s biggest personalities and it should surprise no one that he’s picking a wholly pointless fight with a quasi-sport at which he would probably excel. McGregor, who will return to the octagon next month, is basically UFC’s equivalent of a World Wrestling Entertainment superstar, decided to take a run at the entire  WWE roster after being asked if he was interested in one day participating in the world of sports entertainment. “For the most part, those WWE guys are [expletive], to be honest,” McGregor said. “They’re messed up [expletive], if you ask me. Fair play to Brock [Lesnar], he got in and fought, but at the end of the day he was juiced up to the [expletive] eyeballs, so how can I respect that?” He did throw a slight dose of respect to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Paul “Triple H” Levesque and the McMahon family by calling them “dons,” but doubled down on the hate on social media by tweeting that he “didn’t mean no disrespect to the @wwe fans. What I meant to say was that I’d slap the head off your entire roster. And twice on Sunday’s.” Thanks for clearing that up, C. Just know that once your 15 minutes of UFC fame are up, you’re basically on track to become the Bizarro C.M. Punk. You already have the disheveled look, tattoos and beard, so embrace your destiny……….

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