Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Elderly city council meeting fight clubs, Disney quits on originality and flipping off Detroit's MLB faithful


- Very few sports fans are paying attention to Major League Baseball right now. The NFL draft is coming up this weekend, the NBA playoffs are in full swing and unless something really unusual happens in baseball, MLB isn't grabbing much of the sports spotlight. For better or worse, Detroit Tigers outfielder Tyler Collins was that something unusual during his team’s 7-3 win over the Oakland Athletics. Collins, a young outfielder with a lot to learn on and off the field, lost Marcus Semien's fly ball in the lights and when it dropped, the crowd booed him lustily. An error was also assessed to left fielder Justin Upton when the ball dropped for a double, but the boos were clearly meant for Collins and he knew it. He elected to respond by extending his middle finger to the crowd. He wasn’t bashful about it, but by the time the game ended and his manager and teammates had the chance to talk to him, Collins was telling a different tale. "To hear boos after that play hit a trigger inside of me and I lashed out, completely inappropriately," Collins said. "I'm absolutely embarrassed, and I'm very sorry to everyone in Detroit." Detroit is already suffering enough, with its NBA and NHL teams bounced in the first round of their respective playoffs and by virtue of being a bankrupt, downtrodden hell hole of a city on the constant verge of fiscal collapse, so having one of its own athletes flip the bird to an entire ballpark doesn’t really help. "I just wanted you guys to understand that I love this team and I want to win, so when we come home and get booed, it's tough to swallow, but like I said, I apologize completely," Collins said. It’s a long season, Ty, so learn how to deal with your anger and find a way to redeem yourself on the field………..


- Many people have suffered intense pain at the hands of their dentist. Very few people get the satisfaction of seeing their dentist thrown in prison for inflicting that pain, but a very relieved set of Frenchmen received that happy feeling when a French court found a Dutch dentist guilty of assault and fraud and sentenced him to eight years in prison. Jacobus Van Nierop is clearly a troubled, weird dude, as evidenced by his total lack of emotion when the court in the central town of Nevers returned its verdict. He was convicted of 85 counts of assault, including 45 counts of mutilation, and of 61 counts of fraud against patients, their health insurance companies and the local social security agency after he committed a litany of evil acts of dentistry from 2009 to 2012, including having multiple healthy teeth removed, leaving drills bits in patients’ gums and teeth, abscesses, recurrent infections and misshapen mouths after he did work on patients. Nearly 100 plaintiffs filed complaints against Van Nierop, who was accurately dubbed the "horror dentist" by the French media. As part of the ruling, the judges banned this kook from practicing dentistry for life, although he was actually acquitted of six counts of assault and some counts of fraud. For someone who overcharged patients and billed them for imaginary procedures, a fine of 10,500 euros ($12,000) and to-be-determined  damages due to 62 plaintiffs is actually getting off easy. Van Nierop may have 10 days to file an appeal, but at this point he may just want to absorb the karma that’s coming his way………..


- What’s coming down the pipeline from Disney, other than as many Star Wars movie as it can possibly crank out? More sequels, of course. The studio has confirmed that it will release a sequel to its live-action version of “The Jungle Book,” a decision that was clearly in the works long before the film debuted earlier this year at the box office to solid results. According to Disney, director Jon Favreau will return for the second movie alongside writer Justin Marks. The live-action movie is of course a remake of an animated classic, which in turns is ripped directly from Rudyard Kipling's children's book, making this second movie the sequel of a remake of an adaptation of an original story. In other words, about the least original thing imaginable, which also makes it perfect for Disney and Hollywood right now. The first Favreau-led movie features the vocal talents of Idris Elba, Ben Kingsley, Scarlett Johnson and other big names, which helped give the project a major boost both in the United States and internationally. The only human to actually appear on screen is Neel Sethi, who plays Mowgli, although the studio didn’t say if that will also be the case for the sequel. Not only is Disney doing a sequel for “Jungle Book,” but it also revealed several more projects that are in the pipeline including two more sequels: a “Maleficent” sequel starring Angelina Jolie and a “Mary Poppins” sequel featuring Emily Blunt. Mix in a “101 Dalmatians” spin-off, titled “Cruella,” and Disney may have very literally run out of or given up on original ideas………


- If all city council meetings were this awesome, then a hell of a lot more people would attend city council meetings. Alexander City, Alabama is the sort of place most people never go and quickly forget if they pass through, but those people are missing out on the treasures that are Mayor Charles Raford Shaw, his wife Laverne Jackson Shaw and councilman Tony Goss. The mayor and his wife, who are 71 and 72 years old by the way, were both charged with assault third degree and released on $1,000 bond for their roles in a meeting room brawl with Goss. According to council president Bob Howard, animosity because the mayor and Goss had been mounting for the past several years and as so often happens when building drama boils over, this one exploded because of money. According to other members of the council, the two men were on opposing sides of the battle when an audit firm was brought into the meeting to discuss bringing financial audits up to date. Howard, sensing that sh*t was about to go off, adjourned the meeting because it turned into a shouting match. He made the mistake of thinking the mayor left the room, but the loud sound of two grown men throwing hands suggested otherwise and Howard looked up to see the two men in a physical altercation. Sadly, others in the room rushed to separate the two men rather than allow these two out-of-shape, over-the-hill wind bags to wear themselves out after a few errant slap-punches and wildly inaccurate kicks. There are  reports that the mayor punched Goss, prompting Howard to call the incident “uncalled for” and “unprofessional.” “We need to be working together in a positive energy rather than bringing attention to ourselves in this way,” he said. Shaw and his wife turned themselves in to the Tallapoosa County Sheriff's Department to face the consequences of their actions, but anyone lining up to hate on them needs to check themselves and realize that a lot more people are interested in the economics of Alexander City than they were before these two governmental gladiators did battle………

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