Sunday, April 17, 2016

Big Mac drive-thru assaults, Scalett Johansson joins the whitewashing and Riot Watch! Macedonia


- Then 15 players want to bolt your below-average, mid-major women’s college basketball program in an 18-month span, that might be a problem. Loyola University in Chicago has to figure out what the hell is going on with its women’s hoops team following news that 10 of the team's 12 returning players have transferred or put in requests to be released from their scholarships, a mass defection coming one year after five players transferred following the 2014-15 season. The root of the problem seems to be head coach Sheryl Swoopes, against whom the school is investigating complaints about player treatment. Several team members cited Swoopes' treatment of individual players as their reason for leaving and at least one player met with athletic director Steve Watson and voiced concerns about Swoopes' demeanor. "Any time there are allegations of student-athlete mistreatment, it is more than concerning," deputy athletic director Jermaine Truax said in a statement. "The welfare of our student-athletes is paramount. Thus, the Loyola University Chicago Department of Intercollegiate Athletics has asked for an independent and comprehensive university investigation into the women's basketball program.” It’s quite a downtown for Swoopes, who was recently elected to the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame and is a four-time WNBA champion and three-time Olympic gold medalist. Then again, she’s a hall of famer because of what she did as a player and clearly not because of her 31-62 overall record in her three seasons at the helm for Loyola. When 83.3 percent of your roster transfers after a season, your coaching career isn't even really fit to clean the restrooms at the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame……..


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! If four straight nights of protests is planned in the Macedonian capital don’t send a strong message …. then clearly, it’s time for a fifth night. The fourth consecutive evening of uprisings after President Gjorge Ivanov granted pardons halting criminal proceedings against a former prime minister and dozens of other politicians in a wiretapping scandal was a mighty damn inspiring sight as thousand of angry people filled Skopje, demanding Ivanov's resignation. The raw stats from this four-pack of riots has been modest so far, with thousands of people demonstrating in the past few days, but just five police officers and two others have been injured in clashes with police, with 13 people arrested. Those numbers should be much bigger given our proximity to June 5 early general elections, called to resolve a months-long political crisis triggered by wiretapping and corruption scandals. What’s impressive about this weekend’s riots is that they happened even though parliament speaker Trajko Veljanoski on Friday formally signed the decision setting the election date. The rioters got some fueld when Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier, chairman in office of the OSCE, sided with them by saying the presidential pardon "damages the rule of law and legal peace." If a high-ranking government official has your back when you’re rising up against The Man, then it’s safe to say that your leaders are behaving in a way that begs to have you storm the gates with torches and pitchforks and carry his or her head away on a pike……..


- Emma Stone, you have company. Stone famously became the most glaring face of Hollywood’s whitewashing of its movies when she was cast as an Asian woman in “Aloha,” but another über-pretty leading lady has joined that club and it’s none other than Scarlett Johansson. Johansson is receiving heat after being cast in the live-action remake of “Ghost In The Shell,” which was created by Masamune Shirow in 1989 as a manga, or Japanese comic book, before being made into a cult Japanese anime movie six years later. Because the story is set midway through the 21st century and follows the exploits of a fictional counter-cyberterrorist organization called Public Security Section 9 and its leader Major Motoko Kusanagi, many ripped Johansson’s casting, including “Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.” actress Ming-Na Wen, who took to Twitter to voice her displeasure. Wen lamented what she dubbed a "whitewashing" of the iconic Japanese role, buoyed by reports that Paramount Pictures commissioned visual tests that would potentially make Johansson appear more Asian in post-production. That’s about as offensive as it gets, although Paramount has denied the rumors. Essentially, the studio is saying that casting an insanely hot actress is more important than making sure that hot actress is Asian, which is a slap in the face for those who view Kusanagi as an iconic JAPANESE ROLE. In all fairness, Johansson as Kusanagi does look smiliar to the anime original, except for the whole not-Japanese thing. Rupert Sanders is directing the movie, which is set to hit theaters next year…….


- McDonald’s food: It’s one of the few things whose value isn't actually diminished by weaponizing it in a restaurant drive-thru. Thanks to two Connecticut residents for proving that point by getting arrested after a dispute in a McDonald's drive-thru lane turned into a food fight. According to police, Avon resident Stephen Nardi and Bloomfield resident Jocelyn Harrell showed their natural intelligence and self-control by getting into an argument at a McDonald's in Glastonbury, starting the festivities by shouting at one another from their respective vehicles. When they couldn’t settle matters with their outside voices at full volume, they decided to kick things up a notch by getting out of their vehicles and taking the not-really-good food they had just purchased and turning their fries, nuggets and when they couldn’t take one another down with Dollar Menu items, they tried to close the deal by going hand-to-hand combat and assaulting each other. Police didn’t disclose what started the fight, but officers called to the scene finished it and charged both Nardi and Harrell with misdemeanor assault and breach of peace. Both combatants were released on promises to appear in Manchester Superior Court and oh, what a fun time that will be when a judge and whatever legal eagles these two can find to represent them get together and try to figure out how to deal with two people whose collective IQ probably still clocks in well under that of the fat-laden culinary offerings they used as objects of battle against one another…….

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