Wednesday, August 07, 2013

France abandons the baguette, less FAT American kids and Chris Brown's last album


- The rarest of rarities has happened to us, America. The world’s FAT-test nation doesn’t often see obesity rates among any group decline, but the head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Tuesday that obesity rates among preschoolers are falling in many states for the first time in decades. The declines are small among low-income preschoolers in 18 states and the U.S. Virgin Islands from 2008 to 2011, but CDC director Thomas Frieden was quick to seize upon them as a victory in the battle against the bulge. "This is the first report to show many states with declining rates of obesity in our youngest children after literally decades of rising rates,” Frieden said. The figures he cited are part of the CDC's latest Vital Signs report, which includes obesity rates from 40 states, the District of Columbia and two U.S. territories. Ten states were excluded because some had changed how they collected data. Florida, Georgia, Missouri, New Jersey, South Dakota and the U.S. Virgin Islands posted the largest absolute decreases in prevalence of obesity, with a drop of at least 1 percentage point. Three states that did their part in building America’s next generation of fatties and saw their childhood obesity rates rise were Colorado, Pennsylvania and Tennessee. For the report, researchers analyzed weight and height data of about 11.6 million children ages 2 to 4 in federally funded maternal- and child-nutrition programs. "Although obesity remains epidemic, the tide has begun to turn for some kids in some states," Frieden said. "While the changes are small, for the first time in a generation they are going in the right direction." Reducing obesity among preschoolers is important because children in that demographic who are overweight or obese are five times more likely than their normal-weight peers to be overweight or obese as adults………


- YES! There are days when dreams come true and transcendent events happen that benefit and uplift people across a myriad of socioeconomic groups and ethnicities. This could be one of those days, assuming a colossal D-bag like Chris Brown is able to keep a promise. The not-so-secret misogynist claimed in a recent Twitter post that his forthcoming new album, “X,” will be his last. The album is set to drop on Aug. 19 and Brown assured his fans that his sixth studio release will also be the final one they have to suffer through, er, hear. “Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album.” What’s great about those bitter words is the fact that it’s not mainstream America that hates Brown’s music. It is those who aren’t cool with abusing women and those who hate crappy, mainstream R&B music that can’t stand what Brown lays down in the studio. The list of mainstream pop collaborators on the album attests to how much Brown is part of the musical mainstream he so despises Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, Kendrick Lamar, Rihanna and Diplo. The one interesting aspect of the project is that it features vocals from the late Aaliyah. Brown also addressed the fact that the part of his life he is best known for is smacking around then-girlfriend Rihanna. Being famous is amazing when it's for ur music and talent. I'm tired of being famous for a mistake I made when i was 18. I'm cool & over it!" he  tweeted. If he does retire from music, he can get busy doing more stupid sh*t to piss off his Beverly Hills neighbors, sh*t like painting possibly demonic artwork on the side of his mansion that scares children who live next door…….


- Mustachioed Frenchmen walking down narrow, stone-paved streets with nary a care in the world and a baguette in their man purse is one of the most overused stereotypes of a country that has more to offer. The time to change that stereotype has changed and there is proof in the fact that bread consumption in France has declined to the point that Observatoire du Pain, the bakers’ and millers’ lobby, started a nationwide campaign in June that champions bread as promoting good health, good conversation and French civilization. These days, the average Frenchman eats only half a baguette a day compared with almost a whole baguette in 1970 and more than three in 1900. Women eat one-third as many baguettes as men and younger people consume almost 30 percent less than a decade ago. “Coucou, tu as pris le pain?” (“Hi there, have you picked up the bread?”) is the campaign’s slogan and while it’s a cheap knockoff of the American advertising campaign “Got Milk?” it’s nice to see bakers making the effort. Their slogan has been plastered on billboards and inscribed on bread bags in 130 cities around the country and their battle is ongoing. “Eating habits are changing,” said Bernard Valluis, a co-president of the lobby. “People are too busy or work too late to go to the bakery. Teenagers are skipping breakfast. Now when you see the word ‘coucou,’ we want it to be a reflex for consumers to say to themselves, ‘Ah, I have to buy bread today.' ” The campaign even has a website that explains “France is a ‘civilization of bread’ and this food is part of the traditional meal ‘à la française.'” Organizers are pushing bread as healthy and useful in avoiding weight gain. “Its satiating effect allows you to wait for the next meal,” the site claims. Bread does have a cost-effective check mark in its favor, as its cost of just over a dollar a loaf makes the basic baguette one of the country’s cheapest food staples. An average of 10 billion baguettes are sold every year in France and a festival is hold each spring to honor the feast of Saint Honoré (the patron saint of bakers) so that the French can sample different breads, learn how bread is made and even learn how to become a baker. So far, none of this has been enough to prevent bread from losing its hold on the table to rivals such breakfast cereals, pasta and rice…….


- Movies inspire many people. Some are so moved by what they see on the big screen that they make big changes in their life. Others see a cartoon movie with their children and decide that now would be a great time to devote years and thousands of dollars to constructing a real-life replica of something that previously existed only inside a movie studio’s computer. Bakersfield, Calif. farmer Michael McMaster is one such man and he has finally achieved his longstanding goal of building a real-life, working replica of the titular robot in the popular Pixar film “Wall-E.” He’s a full-time citrus farmer, but somehow found time to do hours and hours of research, collect the necessary materials and build his own Wall-E. "Seven years of gathering information data, still pictures, and posters and things like that. It's a hundred percent scratch made, so it took a long time," McMaster said. "I am actually citrus farmer by trade. My family purchased this property back in 1919, and so I farm for a living.” He admitted that his robot receives much more attention than his citrus crop – and with good reason. His Wall-E robot is able move around, talk and dance. That brings quite a few eyeballs to his property. "It is kind of unusual thing to see an R2D2 or a Wall-E robot in the middle of an orange grove,” McMaster explained. He has taken the robot all over California, almost as if it were a member of his family. "Most recently we had him up in San Francisco. We went to Walt Disney Family Museum,” McMaster said. He pointed out that women love the robot as well, but he does not plan to open up his farm so that visitors – of the lady persuasion and otherwise – can see Wall-E in his natural habitat……….


- Vince Young will get another shot after all. The former Texas Longhorns star was last seen in Buffalo in May 2012, where he toiled briefly with the Bills before they released him prior to the end of training camp. Prior to that, he posted a 30-17 record as a starter with the Titans from 2006-10, then went to the Philadelphia Eagles in 2011 as a backup and made three starts (going 1-2). He hasn’t been heard from in football circles since and for the third overall pick in the 2006 NFL draft, that would be an undignified way to end a short NFL career. Young’s next “last” shot will come in the race to win the Green Bay Packers' backup quarterback position. Aaron Rodgers is the starter and arguably the best quarterback in the NFL, so there is no chance Young will unseat him. When it comes to the backup spot, Young said he's up to the challenge. "[It's] no challenge," he said. "I've been through pretty much everything you can think of. I'm just happy, enjoying this and just happy to be here and being here with some special, special guys." He will now have less than a month to show whether he can still be a productive NFL quarterback and believes his age and experience will benefit him in that respect. "Back in the day, I was a young Vince," he added. "Now I'm more mature and definitely learned from things that happened in the past. I'm married now, [a] grown man, 30 years old, kind of like the old head in this locker room." He spent the past year out of football working and training in Austin, Tex. and said he relished the chance to be back home for a while. However, 15 months out of football never led Young to believe that his career was over. To keep himself from falling completely off the radar, he showed up at the Longhorns' on-campus pro day earlier this year. Over the next month, Young must prove his hard work was enough to beat out Graham Harrell and B.J. Coleman to be Rodgers' backup……….

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