Sunday, August 25, 2013

Ben Affleck hate, Ryan Braun's apology and guinea pigs + salmonella

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- Boy, that escalated quickly. It jumped up a notch, didn’t it? Within 24 hours of Warner Bros. announcing the curious choice of Ben Affleck to play Batman in the forthcoming “Batman vs. Superman” movie, the movie fan base reacted quickly and angrily. One day after the revelation, an online petition to oust Affleck from a role he hasn’t even filled for one second yet had already amassed over 30,000 signatures. The studio announced Friday that Affleck will join Henry Cavill's Superman in the sequel to “Man of Steel” instead of possible alternatives such as Ryan Gosling, Josh Brolin and (if he had accepted a reported $60 million offer and changed his mind about being done with the role) Christian Bale. Bale has remained adamant that his is done as the caped crusader and fans probably would have accepted a few alternatives, but not Affleck. Ludlow, Ky. resident Jon Roden is the man behind the petition, which he posted on change.org and titled "Warner Brothers: Remove Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne in the Superman/Batman movie.” The title is self-explanatory, but the reasoning behind it is not, so Roden explained his rationale. "His acting skill is not even close to being believable as Bruce Wayne and he won't do the role justice," Ludlow said. "He's not built, nor is he intimidating enough for the role of Batman. His portrayal of Daredevil was atrocious and he's not remotely close to an action star. Please find someone else." To make sure he wasn’t insulting Affleck (too much), Ludlow updated the page to "add that this petition was not meant in any way to harm Ben Affleck or his career.” It’s a hilarious addition and couldn’t be more bogus, but the petition has collected 30,087 signatures. There is time for the petition to grow and do its intended job, as director Zack Snyder isn't due to start shooting the film until next year with stars Amy Adams, Laurence Fishburne and Diane Lane alongside Cavill and Affleck………




- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Technically, there isn't a full-on riot yet, but Europe is headed that way as the debate over fracking crosses the Atlantic Ocean. The debate has raged in Pennsylvania and much of the United States for some time, but it has now sparked threats to use Molotov cocktails in Poland, a civil disobedience workshop in affluent rural England and an Irish farmer with a sick child moved to become an eco-campaigner. Those are the early headlines from Europe’s response to the much-debated oil industry practice. Fracking has united enviro-nuts with farmers and even white-collar citizens concerned about house prices and “the industrialization of the countryside.” Rumors of Russian money financing anti-fracking groups in Bulgaria to help keep prices for its gas exports high have arisen and the United Kingdom is the new battle front for the fracking fight. The British government facilitated that by lifting a ban imposed when the procedure was linked to a series of earthquakes in northwest England. For the fracking-ignorant, the process involves forcing water and chemicals into the ground to shatter rocks like shale and release natural gas trapped inside. Opponents argue that it poses a risk to water supplies, causes air pollution and flies in the face of the fight against climate change, worse even than coal. Supporters contend that it is safe, has been carried out for decades largely without problems, and could actually help reduce carbon emissions. The leader of the No Dash for Gas campaign group, Brit Chris Peters, took part in a five-day protest last week against exploratory drilling that might eventually lead to fracking at a site near the village of Balcombe, Sussex, in rural England. The protest itself was unimpressive, drawing a mere 1,000 people, including some from Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Poland. However, it did offer workshops in “methods of civil disobedience, direct action and various campaign strategies,” which could be good launching points for the aforementioned Molotov cocktail throwers. So far, the violence hasn’t materialized, but give Europe time because rioting is something its people do well……..




- Who could possibly have seen this coming? A street festival in Minnesota that was aimed at bringing a little-known Central American culture to one of America’s coldest and whitest states and which involved the words “street vendor” and “guinea pig met” ended horribly? This surefire recipe for success happened earlier this month at a celebration of Ecuadorian Independence Day. The party included vendors selling (allegedly) traditional ethnic foods and one of them was guinea pig meat. Details are still coming out, but the bottom line is that dozens of people fell sick after consuming the meat. At least 81 people have been hospitalized for severe gastrointestinal symptoms after eating guinea pig meat served by a festival vendor and according to the Minnesota Department of Health, many of those people tested positive for salmonella poisoning. Although health officials haven’t yet identified the vendor, finding him or her shouldn’t be that difficult because even at an Ecuadorian festival, how many carts or trailers are there where a person can stroll up to the counter and utter the words, “I’ll have a guinea pig taco,” or “Give me a Giggles the Guinea Pig Burger?” Finding the culprit will be easier given that the incident took place at the New York Plaza Produce on the 1300 block of East Lake Street, meaning someone there who works in the food industry should have an insight or two about what went down. The lesson, as always, is that anything that could be in your home as a pet should be thoroughly and expertly cooked by a professional, trained chef in an expensive restaurant before you eat it for dinner……..




- No one is buying disgraced Milwaukee Brewers’ slugger Ryan Braun’s too-late, “I’ve been lying to you all along and then lying about my lies” admission that he really did intentionally cheat with performance-enhancing drugs, but give a few of his teammates credit for acting like they accept his mea culpa. Braun admitted he took a cream and lozenge with a banned substance in them, but didn’t identify the substance or where he got them. He also didn’t specify how many times he took them, only that they helped him recover from an injury. In spite of those gaping holes, a pair of Brewers said Braun’s apology was good enough for them. "I thought it was a good first step on the road to redemption, I guess you could say," catcher Jonathan Lucroy said. Lucroy is one of several Brewers who have stayed in touch with Braun by phone since he agreed to Major League Baseball's 65-game suspension on June 22. "Knowing Ryan and understanding Ryan, I'm going to be able to move forward and I hope other people will be able too," reliever John Axford said. Axford said he believes the statement should offer closure on the matter, which is either incredibly naïve or just plan dishonest on his part. Then again, he’s just being a good teammate. Manager Ron Roenicke had Braun’s back as well. "It certainly was enough for me," Roenicke said. "I think it's enough for his teammates. He's made some calls to his teammates. "I think no matter what he says, there's going to be some negative from a lot of people still: 'He didn't say enough (or) he didn't explain himself enough.' I think he did. And I also think there are some things he probably still can't say. As I read into how he said it, I think there are some things that probably he can't bring up. That's OK with me." Lucroy added that Braun will be welcomed back quicker by his teammates than he will be by others outside the team, which also makes sense because he’s still a good player who can help them win games when he returns next season and for players, winning games trumps all else……..

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