Thursday, August 01, 2013

Dinosaur brains, NBAers assaulting homeless dudes and French jewel heists


- Wiley doesn’t do refunds. The British MC may have only stayed onstage for just 15 of the 45 minutes he was due to play at Cockrock Festival earlier this month, but he clearly believes that 15 minutes of Wiley is equal to or more valuable than 45 minutes of any other artists because he is refusing to return his reported £15,000 fee for the show. Part of his problem may be that he hates festivals, as evidenced by him lighting up the Cumbrian-based festival and those attending the event, labeling them "pagans", after he was booed off stage on July 20. He took to Twitter to brag about earning £15,000 for a quarter of an hour's work and that didn’t seem to sit well with organizers, who then confirmed that they would be seeking legal advice and later confirmed that they have asked Wiley to return his performance fee. "They say it's a charity event and they want their money back," Wiley said. "I've just stood on stage and been coined and bottled. Obviously I'm not giving the money back." His attitude was terrible before even arriving at the festival and pre-show tweets featured Wiley b*tching about having to travel from London to Cumbria for the festival. He boldly admitted that those tweets may have contributed to the poor reception he received. "When I went on I knew some people were going to be unhappy," he added. "The escalation on Twitter is uncontrollable. The woman who was looking after us said if it gets too much, come off. After 15 minutes I looked at the floor and it was covered in coins. Any one of those coins could have taken my eye out." However, Wiley was not backing down from his use of the word "pagan" to describe the Cumbrian festival-goers, saying: "Pagan's just a word but they don't know that yet. It's a London thing. I don't want them to think I hate Cumbria." Add all of this to his Twitter rant against Glastonbury Festival, after which he left the site before his scheduled appearance and ripped the festival for being too interested in making lots of money and the festival circuit doesn’t seem like the place for Wiley to be……..


- France may not be known for securing and protecting its borders like a boss, but give the French credit for effort. Following the theft of an estimated $136 million worth of diamonds and jewels in possibly the world’s biggest heist, French authorities increased border security this week while the manhunt for the lone robber who made off with the loot continued. Investigators confirmed that checks had been stepped up on the country's borders with Spain, Italy and the principality of Monaco after Sunday's theft at the Carlton Intercontinental Hotel in Cannes on the French Riviera. The value of the heist was officially raised to nine figures on Monday, surpassing t the $100 million raid on a Paris store in 2008. Lead investigator Philippe Vique, a prosecutor in the nearby town of Grasse, said officers have interviewed staff at the glamorous hotel and continue to review security camera footage for clues, although the man covered his face with a scarf, cap and wore gloves. “We are exploring all hypotheses,” Vique said. He confirmed that the robber entered through a French (ironic, yes) door at the side of the hotel on the famed La Croisette seafront. There were no signs of forced entry, so investigators are unsure if it was left open or whether the thief had cracked it open.
Once inside, the thief moved quickly to the temporary jewelry exhibit held over the summer by the prestigious Leviev diamond house, owned by Israeli billionaire Lev Leviev. He used a handgun to threaten three private security guards, two vendors and a manager of the sale before shoveling the jewels into a briefcase. In total, he escaped with 72 pieces, including rings, pendants and diamond-encrusted earrings. His take could have been larger, but he dropped some of the jewelry as he made his escape. Less than a minute after entering, the thief exited through a different French door and jumped about three feet onto the terrace next to the hotel before darting onto a side street……...


- Houston Rockets forward Terrence Jones appears to be a complete and total piece of crap. It’s a harsh description, but such is life when one is arrested after being seen stomping on a homeless man's leg. Jones’ chance to wear the silver bracelets and take a squad car ride downtown came Wednesday in Portland, Ore., where a police sergeant making sure people remained orderly while they left a downtown club shortly after 2 a.m. saw the 6-foot-9 Jones walk by a doorway where two homeless men were sleeping and yell "Wake up!" Maybe Jones was being a typical drunk a-hole and was too hammered to realize what he was doing and maybe he just has no soul and likes treating people he believes are inferior like crap. Either way, screaming in the faces of two homeless dudes wasn’t quite a-holish enough, so Jones then lifted his foot and stomped on one man's leg, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland police spokesman. For that act, he was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on a misdemeanor harassment charge before later being released on his own recognizance. His victim, identified as 46-year-old Daniel Kellerher, had a minor injury that did not require immediate medical attention, Simpson said. Jones, a Portland natives, was selected by the Rockets with the 18th pick of the 2012 draft. He didn’t exactly turn in a superstar effort in his rookie season, averaging 5.5 points in 19 games. Neither his team nor his agent responded to requests for comment, which is probably wise because trying to defend or explain that kind of behavior is an exercise in futility and makes the defender in question look as bad as the piece of garbage they’re trying to defend…….


- Dinosaur brains have been studied quite a bit. But hey, there’s always another angle for science to use to justify throwing away research dollars and so Dr. Amy Balanoff of the American Museum of Natural History in New York and her team analyzed the skulls of feathered but flightless dinosaurs and learend that these animals (allegedly) developed bigger brains that may have paved the way for them to take to the air. The dinosaur brains proved to be very similar to that of Archaeopteryx, which is thought to be the first bird and lived 150 million years ago. The similarity suggests that other flightless dinosaurs may have already taken key evolutionary leaps towards becoming modern birds by developing flight-ready brains. The likeness is most obvious in the forebrain, which provides the superior vision and co-ordination necessary for flight. Characterisits seen in Archaeopteryx have been identified in a number of flightless two-legged dinosaurs, thought to be distant relatives of modern birds. Having an enlarged brain is another entry on the list of reasons these particular dinosaurs may have been the ancestors of modern birds. For the study, Balanoff’s team used CT scanners to examine the brain cases of modern birds, Archaeopteryx, and several non-avian dinosaurs. The resulting 3-D images allowed them to reconstruct the skulls' interiors and determine brain volume. Areas required for smell, vision and the cerebellum, which is important for the coordination of movement and balance that would have been required for flight were all studied and found to be similar. "Archaeopteryx has always been set up as a uniquely transitional species between feathered dinosaurs and modern birds, a halfway point," Balanoff said. "But by studying the cranial volume of closely related dinosaurs, we learned that Archaeopteryx might not have been so special." Dinosaurs and Archaeopteryx both had large brains in relation to their bodies and those bigger dinosaur brains appear to have possessed much of the flight controller wiring seen in birds even though they didn’t fly. "If Archaeopteryx had a flight-ready brain, which is almost certainly the case given its morphology, then so did at least some other non-avian dinosaurs," Balanoff added……….


- Birds crapping on unsuspecting people is becoming a huge problem across America. First, it was seagulls sh*t-bombing fans at AT&T Park in San Francisco when the birds came flocking in to chow down on left-behind food at the end of San Francisco Giants games. Now, there is a major issue with pigeons taking a dump on travelers at several elevated subway stations in Queens. The borough has a battle on its hands and one local politician isn’t afraid to call the issue what it is. “In all seriousness, we have a war on pigeon poop,” said City Councilman Jimmy Van Bramer (D-26th). Van Bramer has launched a campaign to take down these winged warriors, labeling them “flying rats.” He will take no prisoners in this war. “This is a battle that we need to win,” he said. Van Bramer pointed to the bird feces that litters the pavement below elevated subway stations where transit riders are merely trying to get to their daily stops. The train in question is the No. 7 and there are three problem stops along its route through Queens: 46th Street, 52nd Street and Woodside-61st Street. “So, at least twice a day, Sunnysiders and Woodsiders are forced to dodge pigeon poop as if they’re dancing through rain drops,” Van Bramer said. That is a beautiful image and the power of the story is only elevated by Van Bramer’s own harrowing tale of being crapped on twice – presumably by pigeons – when he was campaigning for City Council at 52nd Street. As part of his anti-avian quest, he has taken a page out of Paris’ playbook and launched a crackdown on those who illegally feed the pigeons in a nearby park. Additionally, he has ordered metal caps to be put over concrete shoulders to eliminate perches, nylon spikes to be installed over pipes and low-voltage wires and ultra-sonic devices to be put in place at the affected transit stations to drive pigeons away. The 500,000 commuters who ride the No. 7 line daily are undoubtedly grateful……..

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