Monday, August 12, 2013

Astro-nuts want to live on Mars, movie news and Pakistani TV battles


- New movies dominated the box office this weekend and none soared higher than Matt Damon’s post-apocalyptic flick “Elysium,” which didn’t post big numbers but did enough to score first place with $30.4 million. After excessive and annoying overpromotion, the “See Jennifer Aniston as a stripper” comedy “We’re the Millers” ranked second with $26.5 million in its debut, besting the animated efforts of “Planes,” which claimed third place after recording $22.6 million in domestic earnings in its first weekend in theaters. The fourth new film at the top of the list was “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters,” which doubled as the most disappointing of the four. With $14.6 million in domestic earnings and a $90 million budget, Percy Jackson is in a large hole after one weekend. Reigning box office champion “2 Guns” dropped four spots to fifth and made $11.1 million in its second weekend for a cumulative total of $48.5 million. “The Smurfs 2” slid to sixth with $9.5 million and it too has been underwhelming thus far, banking $46.6 million against a $105 million budget. Another film taking a big fall was “The Wolverine,” which tumbled five spots and finished seventh with $8 million for a three-week haul of $111.9 million. Eighth place belonged to “The Conjuring,” a horror movie that has churned out $120.7 million after a $6.7 million weekend that elevated its domestic total to six times its modest budget. Ninth place went to “Despicable Me 2,” with $5.8 million to add to its coffers and $338.3 million after six weeks in theaters. “Grown Ups 2” completed the top 10 with $3.7 million and through five weeks, it has hauled in $123.8 million. “Turbo” (No. 12), “Red 2” (No. 14), “The Heat” (No. 15) and “Pacific Rim” (No. 16) all dropped out from last weekend’s top 10……..


- Pakistani television is an intensely competitive place. Pulling solid ratings and staying on the air is a cutthroat endeavor and it’s why the hybrid stylings of televangelist/game show host Aamir Liaquat Hussain make so much sense. Hussain is the biggest name on Pakistani television and he is a near-ubiquitous presence during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, when his popular "Aman Ramadan" program is broadcast for 14 hours a day, every day. The holy month ended Thursday and Hussain capped it off with a spectacular stunt in which he drew huge ratings by handing out babies abandoned in garbage heaps to childless couples live on-air in prime time. His critics blast him as a shameless entertainer with questionable Islamic credentials, but handing out babies like they were new front-loading dishwashers to contest winners kicked the outrage up a notch. Haters suggested his actions had nothing to do with God and everything to do with ratings and oddly enough, they’re completely correct. Even though Hussain has denied the charges repeatedly, that’s what he is supposed to do. "It's not a prize, it's not a game show, it's real charity," Hussain said. "Giving away is the wrong word. We actually hand over children to needy parents." Emergency response organizations attempt to address the issue of so-called garbage babies, but Hussain has raised the profile of the subject even if he is doing it for largely self-serving reasons. The Chhipa Welfare Association worked with Hussain on the project and Ramzan Chhipa, who runs the organizations, explained why. "We find eight to ten bodies a month in the garbage, mostly girls," Chhipa said. "This is the reason we are going on the show, to give the awareness, to give the information to the public." Chhipa added that his organization carefully vets all potential adoptive parents and only gives babies to the most deserving. Placing this child giveaway bonanza alongside discussions with Islamic scholars and audience participation quizzes may make for an odd mix, but it’s all in the name of fame and ratings……….


- In one of the saddest space-related developments since ground control had communication issues with Major Tom, more than 100,000 people have applied for a one-way trip to Mars that will (allegedly) take place one decade from now. These poor saps are hoping to be chosen to spend the rest of their lives on uncharted territory as part of the Mars One project. Project leaders hope to colonize the red planet beginning in 2022, but have yet to provide details beyond how much money they’re bilking from the idiots dumb enough to apply for something that may never happen. Those who have applied can't possibly know if there will be enough funding for the project or whether humans can really survive on Mars, but so far some 30,000 Americans have signed up. Mars One has posted some of the candidates on its website and CEO and co-founder Bas Lansdorp explained that many more potential space nuts are in the application process. "There is also a very large number of people who are still working on their profile, so either they have decided not to pay the application fee, or they are still making their video or they're still filling out the questionnaire or their resume. So the people that you can see online are only the ones that have finished and who have set their profiles as public," Lansdorp said. Anyone over the age of 18 can apply and the fee is $38 for Americans and $15 for Mexicans. Mars One sets the fee based on the gross domestic product per capita of each nation. "We wanted it to be high enough for people to have to really think about it and low enough for anyone to be able to afford it," Lansdorp added. The first mission to Mars will cost $6 billion, Lansdorp said, and he hopes it will be funded by sponsors and media that will pay for broadcasting rights of shows and movies documenting the endeavor. Forty astro-nuts will be selected later this year and four of them -- two men and two women -- are set to leave for Mars in September 2022, landing in April 2023. Those four will undergo eight-year training process in a secluded location, where they will learn how to repair habitat structures, grow vegetables in confined spaces and address "both routine and serious medical issues such as dental upkeep, muscle tears and bone fractures." Once they’re done, they will ready to be shot into space, never to return………


- What a welcome back present the New York Yankees gave embattled third basemen and career-long steroid cheater Alex Rodriguez as he returned to the team last week. Rodriguez, recovering from offseason hip surgery and facing a 211-game suspension for repeated violations of Major League Baseball’s drug policy, came back to the Yankees on Monday and by the time Friday’s game against the Detroit Tigers began, he had been hand-delivered a letter written by Yankees general manager Brian Cashman that notified him of a fine assessed by the team that could cost him more than $150,000. He can continue playing while he appeals his 211-game suspension by commissioner Bud Selig, he doesn’t have quite as much leeway after his own team reprimanded him for his recent actions surrounding his rehab assignment. Among Rodriguez’s indiscretions are seeking a second medical opinion without giving the Yankees prior notice and failing to show up at the ballpark for a rehab assignment on July 12 after meeting with MLB officials to discuss the evidence against him in baseball's investigation of the now-closed Biogenesis clinic suspected of being a source of illegal PEDs. Rodriguez will be fined just as Yankees catcher Francisco Cervelli was after accepting MLB's 50-game suspension for his involvement with Biogenesis. “The club contemplates discipline for your most recent violation of the Collective Bargaining Agreement," the letter reads, according to sources close to the situation. No specific punishment is laid out in the letter, but $153,005 is equivalent to one day's pay [based on 183 days] under Rodriguez's contract, which calls for him to earn $28 million for 2013. And A-Rod has said multiple times since returning that he doesn’t believe the Yankees and MLB truly want him around……..


- The healing process is complete….really. San Diego Mayor Bob Filner may still be facing a growing tide of sexual harassment allegations, but he has faced his demons and conquered them all after two who weeks of intensive behavior therapy. It may seem like two weeks is not nearly enough time for a creepy, perverted 70-year-old man who gropes subordinates and forces unwanted kisses on them before asking them to come to work sans underwear to change his ways, Filner clearly believes it’s all good and will now begin outpatient treatment, according to his lawyer. Attorney James Payne issued a statement explaining that Filner began treatment on July 29, a week earlier than the mayor previously told reporters he would start and completed that phase of treatment Saturday. For that reason, the mayor also left treatment a week earlier than Filner said he would. With his bogus rehab stint behind him, the mayor will now take some personal time away from the spotlight and according to Payne, will not be available for comment. Taking time away doesn’t mean the torrent of women stepping forward to accuse him of misconduct will take any kind of break. Eleven women have now accused Filner of sexual harassment while he was mayor or a congressman and the latest addition to the list as Michelle Tyler, a nurse who said Tuesday that Filner rubbed her arm in his office and asked for dinner dates in June in exchange for his helping a brain-injured Iraq War veteran. She also claimed Filner told her he wanted to kiss her. Since the mayor admitted last month that "I need help" and said "I'm clearly doing something wrong," his chief of staff has resigned and fellow Democrats have called for Filner to step down, but he has boldly insisted that he believes he will be vindicated when all the facts come out……..

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