Friday, July 19, 2013

YouTube losers, chimps can remember and Mike Tyson back in boxing


- Adult cartoons have always seemed to miss the point, the point being that cartoons are supposed to be silly, funny, kid-oriented programming built on simplistic ridiculousness that children can understand. In spite of this fact, “The Simpsons” has remained on the air for two decades and has proven to be one of Fox’s steadiest shows during that time. Fox has also leaned heavily on fellow adult cartoon “Family Guy” and received consistent ratings as well. That makes it a natural fit for the two shows to cross-pollinate, something they will do this coming TV season when the stars of “Family Guy” will make a guest appearance on “The Simpsons.” Fox confirmed that “Family Guy” stars the Griffin family will end up in Springfield in an episode titled “The Simpsons Guy,” which is slated to air this fall. A Fox episode synopsis says that the Griffins and the Simpsons "get along famously" and Homer Simpson "welcomes his new 'albino' friends with open arms.” Also according to the synopsis, Marge and Lois ditch housework for a heart-to-heart, while Lisa becomes a mentor to Meg and Stewie gets obsessed with Bart and his pranks. The only point of contention will be patriarchs Homer and Peter battling over the best beer in town: Pawtucket or Duff. "Fox hasn't spent this much money since they took Simon Cowell tight T-shirt shopping," said Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a press release. The two shows have a history of collaborating, as Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane guested on an episode of “The Simpsons” earlier this year, Homer Simpson made a cameo on “Family Guy in 2012” and Peter Griffin briefly popped up on “The Simpsons” all the way back in 2002……


- Americans, now is the time to learn Arabic and apply for citizenship in Dubai. No, not because it is a nation of opulence and excess wherein building multimillion-dollar skyscrapers is something children do after opening up their lemonade stand in the morning and raking in the profits until lunch time. There can be no better place for people from the world’s FAT-test nation to repatriate now that the tiny Emirate has launched a weight-loss initiative that will reward citizens with gold for shedding pounds. This limited-time offer will reward fatties with one gram of gold for every kilogram (2.2 pounds) lost over the course of a one-month challenge. “It’s a good idea. It will encourage the people. Gold is gold and money is money,” a tourism spokesperson said. “People are eating more and more.” One gram of gold is worth about $41 at current market prices and a in one of the most obese nations In one of the most obese nations in the world, that could equate to some real wealth being dishes out. A recent United Nations report placed the obesity percentage in the United Arab Emirates - a collection of seven Emirates including Dubai – at 35 percent. That puts the UAE dangerously close to running down the United States, where the obesity rate is 35.7 percent. Another recent study, this one by the World Health Organization, , 30.2 percent of men and 43 percent of women in the UAE are obese. Medical experts blame a lack of exercise, the prevalence of fast food and the wealth-induced laziness of Dubai’s resident for the FAT problem. It’s an odd development, given that just over half a century ago the UAE was populated by nomadic Bedouin desert farmers and coastal dwellers. The discovery of oil changed all of that and has now led to the “Your Weight in Gold” campaign, in which the three biggest losers will have a chance to participate in a draw to win a gold coin worth $5,545. Those looking to shed pounds can make use of Dubai’s well-groomed, ocean-side tracks for the running, walking and bike riding they apparently haven't been doing much of………


- Mike Tyson’s renovation into renaissance man continues. Now out of boxing as an active competitor and living life as a reformed crazy man who trains pigeons and eats healthy, Tyson has to find a way to fill his free time between appearances in increasingly terrible sequels to “The Hangover.” He has his next endeavor and eight years after retiring from boxing after a knockout loss to Kevin McBride in 2005, he will make his first substantial return to the sport. The closest he has come in the past eight years was talking about his career in his hit one-man stage show and appearing for his induction into the International Boxing Hall of Fame in 2011. As of this week, Tyson is entering the promotional end of the sport and is thrilled to be there. "I thought about it, I talked to my wife [Kiki] about it and we thought we wanted to do it," Tyson said of his new company, Iron Mike Productions. "I feel so awesome to be involved with the game again. That just feels so awesome." His first event will take place Aug. 23 at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, N.Y., with junior lightweight world titleholder Argenis Mendez (21-2, 11 KOs) in his first title defense against Arash Usmanee (20-1, 10 KOs) in the main event and Claudio Marrero (14-0, 11 KOs) taking on Jesus Andres Cuellar (22-1, 18 KOs) for a vacant interim featherweight title in the co-feature. Tyson will partner with Acquinity Sports, a Deerfield Beach, Fla.-based promotional company that has been around for about two years and has an existing talent base that includes Mendez and Marrero. Tyson is essentially taking over the company and giving it a new name. "They gave me a call and believed we could help each other," Tyson said of Jonas and Henry Rivalta, who heads boxing operations for the company. "We struck up a deal where we would form Iron Mike Productions. I just thought that would be something remarkable because I always wanted to be in boxing but I was unable to because of all the stuff that I've done that back in the sport has to be good for boxing, which is struggling mightily for star power. The fact that Tyson remains one of the most famous fighters ever and a pop culture icon because of his long-ago in-ring success speaks to how few stars boxing has these days. He vowed to be hands-on in running the business and said his main goal is to help the fighters while also making a few dollars………


- Chimpanzees and orangutans have fairly solid memories, according to a new study carried out by Gema Martin-Ordas of Aarhus University in Denmark. In the study, these primates were able to remember past events when presented with sensory reminders. Both species were able to locate a useful tool that had been hidden and do so three years after performing a task with it only four times. They were also able to recall a unique event two weeks later and that led Ordas’ team to theorize that memory for past events is not unique to humans. In the study, chimps and orangutans were presented with two boxes in different rooms, one of which had useful tools, the other useless ones. No, the useless tools were not former “Jersey Shore” cast members, by the way. The primates could earn a reward by successfully retrieving the useful tools. Three years later, they were able to retrieve the tools and use them correctly. The cues used by the researchers seemed to triggered the apes' memories. Some 90 percent of the apes who experienced the event three years earlier found the tool in the correct location almost instantly. "Our data, and other emerging evidence, keep challenging the idea of non-human animals being stuck in time," Ordas said. "We show not only that chimpanzees and orangutans remember events that happened two weeks or three years ago, but also that they can remember them even when they are not expecting to have to recall those events at a later time. What this shows is that the episodic memory system in humans is not as unique as we thought it was, as we share features with non-human primates." The one major difference shown by the study is the lack of an ability to remember when an event happened along with recalling what, where and when it took place. Still, it was a solid primate performance under pressure…….


- Losers abound in the world. The Internet offers consistent proof of this fact and the Katz family of New Haven, Conn. is reinforcing that reality. The Katz clan has an honorable mission, but that doesn’t make how they are going about accomplishing it cool. Their plan is to get young people to eat healthier. Their means of doing so a music video designed to “un-process” teens. "We've been processing food. Now we're processing you. We're here to climb in your mind. We will control what you chew,” son Gabe Katz says in the video. "They process the food in a factory manufacturing and they process you that their bright and colorful commercial, to think that this product is best for you.” The video is a spoof of “The Matrix,” which is apparently supposed to appeal to teens even though the trilogy came to an end in 2003, making it about as current as “The Cosby Show” for most under the age of 18. The video was produced by The Turn The Tide Foundation, a.k.a. the Katz family, and was released on YouTube. "Processed foods, when you see a long list of ingredients, back away number one," Gabe Katz added. "A banana, all it has in it is a banana, so it's obviously great for you." In the clownish video, Katz’s sisters Valerie and Natalia sing and dance along with him. "Everything is not black and white. You have to really look into what food you're eating," Valerie Katz added. “It's really important to eat healthy. Know what you're putting in your body." The three Katz children have apparently been inspired by their father, well-known health expert and author Dr. David Katz. Dr. Katz heads up the Yale-Griffin Prevention Center and has reached out to Connecticut’s public schools and asked them to upgrade their cafeteria offerings. "We want to develop a whole educational curriculum around music videos and focus on a whole series of messages about both the importance of eating well and being physically active," said Dr. Katz. "But also the power the kids have to take this into their own hands and do something really good with it." It’s a great concept, but less corny music videos is probably the way to go……

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