Friday, July 19, 2013

Anti-SeaWorld movies, the Dallas Mavericks spin and Detroit goes bankrupt


- Whoever had July 18 in the “When will Detroit go bankrupt pool,” you’re a winner. The inevitable became official Thursday afternoon when the Motor City became the nation's largest public sector bankruptcy. The potential fallout is immense and could cause a slash in pension benefits to city workers and retirees, and leave bond holders with only pennies on the dollar. Emergency Manager Kevyn Orr filed for bankruptcy and Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder approved the measure. Snyder explained that the financial condition of the city left him no choice because Detroit could not meet its obligation to either its citizens or its creditors. "The only feasible path to ensuring the city will be able to meet obligations in the future is to have a successful restructuring via the bankruptcy process," Snyder said in the letter authorizing the filing. Public employee unions are expected to fight the move, but Orr already halted payments on about $2 billion in debt last month. At the time, he said the city needed to preserve its dwindling supply of cash. At present, the city faces total liabilities of about $18 billion and anyone who has been to Detroit knows the city has nowhere close to that amount in assets. Under Orr’s restructuring plan, the city would cut $11.5 billion in debt down to $2 billion. For those slow at math, that means investors and retirees would receive an average of just 17 percent of what they are owed. It would be the first time a municipal bankruptcy has ever led to a cut in retirees’ pensions. The resulting court fight could take yes and cost even more money that no one involved actually has. When employees of a bankrupt business lose their pensions, the Pension Benefit Guarantee Co. provides a minimal level of benefits. That doesn’t apply to the public sector. Snyder spokeswoman Sara Wurfel explained that the governor did not take the decision to approve the bankruptcy move lightly. "This has been a huge problem for decades and it's come to a crisis point," she said. "The emergency manager tried to work with all the creditors, including pensioners." On the bright side, Detroit's population has fallen 28 percent since 2000 and at this rate, pretty soon there won’t be anyone left for the city to screw over………


- Documentaries typically do not fall on the sunny side of the cinematic ledger. Gabriela Cowperthwaite is proving that fact all over again with her documentary "Blackfish." The movie was originally conceived without a point of view as Cowperthwaite set out to answer the question of why a top trainer at SeaWorld became the victim of the killer whale with which she worked and performed. Her film eventually morphed into a critical look at the consequences of keeping killer whales in captivity. The resulting project hits theaters this weekend and has already led to severe backlash from SeaWorld, which has launched its own campaign against the movie. Officials for the park chain accused the film of painting "a distorted picture" of its facility, calling it "inaccurate and misleading," as well as exploiting "a tragedy that remains a source of deep pain for Dawn Brancheau's family, friends and colleagues." The subject of the movie, Brancheau, was killed in 2010 by the great orca, Tilikum, at SeaWorld in Orlando. Her autopsy revealed she died of drowning and blunt force trauma. "Blackfish" follows the life of Tilikum, who has been performing for 30 years since he was captured in 1983 around the age of 2. Cowperthwaite insists she is no whale-hugging liberal. "I don't come from animal activism - I am a mother who took her kids to SeaWorld," she said. "I thought (the Brancheau) incident was a one-off. In my mind, I was going to make a larger philosophical film about human beings and our relationships with our animal counterparts." Her planned course of filming took an unplanned left turn when she discovered that Brancheau's death was not an isolated incident, and that Tilikum was involved in two other deaths since 1991. Cowperthwaite interviwed many of Brancheau’s colleagues and also offered SeaWorld a chance to tell its side of the story. It refused, but seems eager to speak up now that it is about to be exposed on the big screen………


- No one respects international criminal warrants these days. If they did, the president of Sudan would not have been allowed to leave a conference in Nigeria, despite the International Criminal Court calling for his "immediate arrest" on charges of genocide and war crimes. Omar al-Bashir is accused of five counts of crimes against humanity, two counts of war crimes and three counts of genocide against the Fur, Masalit and Zagawa tribes in Darfur presiding over a regime that has seen 200,000 people killed. Two arrests have issued for al-Bashir’s arrest, but the former army brigadier who came to power in 1989 after leading a bloodless military coup has ignored both. Several African nations, including South Africa, Kenya and Malawi, have threatened to act on the warrant, but Nigeria allowed him to attend Monday's one-day African Union HIV/Aids summit. Its decision was based on a 2009 vote by African Union states not to cooperate with ICC indictments. Africa typically despises the ICC because many nations believe it is biased against the continent. Bashir's press secretary and his Nigerian hosts denied reports that he ducked out of the conference early amidst the controversy. "President Bashir returned normally to Khartoum after participating in the summit in Abuja to resume his work," said spokesperson Emad Said. The ICC pointed out that it could refer the Nigerian government to the U.N. Security Council for failing to execute an order of the court and a spokesman said a report would be written and the judges would ultimately decide on the appropriate course of action. Nigeria has a contentious history with the court, having been forced to hand over former Liberian president Charles Taylor, the warlord who began Sudan's devastating civil war in 1989 and hid in Nigeria because it promised him a safe haven if he resigned……..


- The Internet is a crowded place. Website names and domains are being snapped up at an alarming rate and the options are running out for those looking to build the website of their dreams. That’s why back in January, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) allowed businesses to submit applications for newly suggested generic top-level domains (like .com, .net, etc.) as long as they paid the $185,000 application fee. There were plenty of applications, including one kook who ponied up $185,000 to submit .africamagic for approval. Six months later, the results of that process have been revealed and ICANN has officially unveiled four new gTLDs. The good news for Americans is that none of these new domain enders are in English. They're all in either Arabic, Chinese or Russian for simple words like "game" or "web" or "online." That’s good news because Americans don’t know or care about much that goes on beyond their borders, although it could also be bad news because it might be a sign that the digital world is passing the United States by. The lack of new English domain-ending handles was not for lack of trying, as the world's largest online retailer, Amazon.com sumbitted .amazon for approval, only to have it rejected due to the fact that it is also the name of the world's second biggest river that runs through South America. The bureaucrats on ICANN's Governmental Advisory Committee recommended that geographical regions deserve the gTLD over businesses with the same name. Way to be, you tree-hugging fools. Patagonia faced the same issue and rather than fight, it withdrew its application for .patagonia after realizing that it would most likely not receive approval……..


- Mark Cuban is working hard to talk himself into his team being better off without Dwight Howard. The Dallas Mavericks whiffed on signing the biggest prize on the free-agent market and Howard instead signed with their in-state rival, the Houston Rockets. Their bombastic owner is of the opinion that the Mavs are better off the way things turned out. "I think we've put ourselves in a spot where we're in a better spot than we were at if we got just the one max-out deal," Cuban said. "I think it'd be better shorter and longer term. I don't want to make that sound the wrong way. I think we'll be better this year because we added five good players or more." If those comments sound familiar, it’s because Cuban read from virtually the same script last summer when point guard Deron Williams decided to re-sign with the Brooklyn Nets after the Mavs had recruited him and Cuban failed to show up for the meeting with Williams because he was in Los Angeles taping his reality show. Dallas went 41-41 in 2012-13, while Brooklyn made the playoffs, so those comments seem inaccurate. The Rockets are far from the favorites to win the NBA title next year even with Howard, but the Mavs clearly wanted him and were on of five teams to meet in Los Angeles with him. The team even admitted he was their Plan A for the summer even though it would have had to make at least one significant roster adjustment, likely trading Shawn Marion or Vince Carter, to carve out the salary-cap space necessary to sign Howard to a four-year, $87.6 million contract. Cuban stripped his team down after winning a title in 2011 and Howard was the last big-name free agent to hit the market in the window that followed. He, Williams and Chris Paul were all expected to be free agents in the summer of 2012, but Howard and Paul didn't exercise their rights to opt out of their contracts last year and were traded to the two Los Angeles teams. Dallas got neither of them this summer when they did come free and clear and now, Cuban is in spin mode. "Obviously we didn't get Dwight," Cuban said. "We took a chance, and it didn't happen. I think we put together a really good team. It sticks within the culture we've tried to define. We've dealt with some of the weaknesses we had from last year. Hopefully if we stay healthy, good things will happen." Dealing with weaknesses meant signing so-so point guard Jose Calderdon, poor-shooting gunner Monta Ellis and offensively-challenged center Samuel Dalambert. Sounds like someone is trying to spin a pu-pu platter into filet mignon…….

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