Thursday, July 04, 2013

Derrick Rose doesn't get it, a raging Evo Morales and Yahoo's shopping spree


- Engagement photos remain some of the most ridiculous examples of photographic and financial waste around, but they can still save lives – yes, save lives. All folks need to do is hear the tale of Becki Salmon and Matt Werner of Andorra, Pa. and they can learn a life-saving lesson. Salmon and Werner were recently engaged and did what so many newly betrothed couples do: hire a photographer to schlep out to some local park or small waterfall and take “romantic” posed shots of them gazing adoringly and faked-ly into one another’s eyes. There they were, on the banks of the Wissahickon Creek in Fairmount Park, using up three hours of their lives trying to get the perfect engagement photos. "It was hot, it was humid, and it was awful in the sun," Salmon recalled. As they were going through their photo shoot, their photographer inadvertently caught a young boy playing on the rocks behind them and falling into the water. The boy quickly sank beneath the surface and fought to get back to land. "He was obviously struggling to get back to the surface," Salmon said. "His head went back. He was bobbing up and down. I knew he was going under." Rather than wait for someone else to act, Salmon jumped into the creek fully clothed. She said afterward that she would have reacted the same way regardless of how she was dressed. "If I would have had my wedding dress on that, that's what I would have been in the water in," she said. Photographer Ken Beerger’s assignment went from captured posed, cheesy shots of people in love to shooting a dramatic rescue scene. As he snapped away, Salmon grabbed the boy and pulled him to safety, eventually helping force the water from his lungs. Heavy rains had left the river higher than normal and muddy with sentiment that had washed into the water. Had the boy sank fully below the surface, he may have never been found alive. The lesson to be learned, as always, is that if you’re a negligent parent who doesn’t monitor their 5-year-old son when close to water, just make sure there is a trained lifeguard and paramedic nearby who is in the midst of an engagement photo shoot………


- If the world were a fair place, every lawsuit involving a member of the Hack Eyed Peas would immediately be decided in favor of the opposing party. It’s the only right thing to do when the most abysmally awful and untalented bunch of hacks to get together and make music in the past two decades tries to win a judgment against anyone else for any reason. In that fair world, über-producer Pharrell Williams would already have won the lawsuit he just filed against HEP member and “The Voice (Karaoke)” will.i.am after Williams was accused of violating trademarks owned walking musical joke that is willi.i.am. According to the lawsuit, will.i.am has demanded that Pharrell stop using the phrase "I AM", a reference to his I Am Other company, on his websites. The snarky lawsuit labeled will.i.am's trademark as "relatively weak" before going onto the semantic argument that Pharrell's trademarks do not feature periods between the I and the am, while will.i.am's do. Pharrell's spokesman Brad Rose has petitioned the court rule that "I Am Other" doesn't "infringe, dilute or unfairly compete" with will.i.am. For his part, will.i.am has previously denied reports that he was suing Pharrell for the use of "I Am" while two-facedly saying he has only “done what any trademark owner must do to protect and maintain a trademark,” according to his lawyer, Ken Hertz. "We think their proposed trademark is too close to our registered and common law trademarks. They disagree. We hope to work out a sensible compromise that will allow both parties to move forward without unnecessary acrimony," Hertz said. Williams should win the lawsuit based on the fact that his music sucks a lot less than the plaintiff’s, but even if he loses, he still has appearance on the top two best-selling singles of 2013 to his credit and plenty of producing gigs in the works……..


- Google aims big and Yahoo must follow suit. While Google’s quest for world domination in the tech field and beyond is well-known, Yahoo is just now showing the desire to do battle for technological superiority. Its push continued Wednesday when Yahoo acquired email and address book management app Xobni, the company’s third acquisition in as many days as part of a push to overhaul its online products and boost its Web traffic. According to a company statement, Yahoo will integrate Xobni's technology into its communications products, including the mobile and PC versions of its email and instant messaging services. The financial terms of the deal were not disclosed, but the reported value of the agreement is $30-40 million. As part of the deal, 31 Xobni employees will be joining Yahoo, including Chief Executive Officer Jeff Bonforte, who previously worked at Yahoo. In the year since Marissa Mayer became chief executive at Yahoo and began issuing promises to boost traffic to Yahoo's online services and revive its stagnant revenue growth, such acquisitions have become increasingly common. So far, Yahoo has acquired more than a dozen small, Web startups to add to its roughly 11,000 employees, with a heavy focus on adding technology and services designed for smartphones and tablets. The deal to buy Xobni came one day after the company acquired Qwiki, a mobile app that creates mini-movies using a consumer's collection of photos and videos, and two days after it acquired Bignoggins Productions, a mobile app to help players of fantasy sports games. Maybe the efforts are working because shares of Yahoo finished Wednesday's regular trading session up 2.4 percent at $25.59……….


- Evo Morales is NOT happy. That will happen when a nation’s president is treated like some unruly drunk on a commercial flight and has his private plane grounded because of a false rumor that a certain NSA leaker was on board. The Bolivian presidente’s jet took off from Vienna, Austria, on Wednesday morning almost 14 hours after it was allegedly forced to land there while it was taking Morales home from Russia, where he had met with Russian President Vladimir Putin at a summit for gas exporters. The Bolivian government promised to complain to the United Nations over the "abduction" of its president, claiming international law had been violated. Its threats to file a formal complaint to the U.N. Human Rights Commission may seem extreme, but that’s what happens when France, Portugal, Italy and Spain all deny a plan access to their airspace. No unauthorized people were found on board the plane and Vice President Alvaro García Linera called the incident a straight-up kidnapping. “We want to tell Bolivians, we want to tell the world, that President Evo Morales, our president, the president of all Bolivians, was kidnapped in Europe today," Linera proclaimed in front of the official presidential residence in the capital, La Paz. "We want to say to the nations of the world that President Evo Morales has been abducted by imperialism and is being held in Europe.” Yes, abducted by imperialism. It’s a great phrase and while hideously over the top, Morales was just as bombastic when he issued a statement from aboard his presidential plane Wednesday. “I feel this was an excuse to frighten, intimidate and punish me. More than anything, an excuse to try and silence us on the struggle against the politics of plunder, invasion and domination,” Morales said. His statement also alleged that his  life was put in grave danger when Portugal and France stopped his plane at the last minute. “I don’t understand why France, Italia, Portugal and Spain would say ... that they were stopping me because I was taking a certain Edward Snowden,” he said. His amigos in Cuba backed up his words, denouncing the international decision to divert Morales' flight as "inadmissible, unfounded and arbitrary." Yes, but that decision did yield some entertaining angry rhetoric and ramped up tensions between several nations, always a positive thing……..


- Derrick Rose still doesn’t seem to get it. The Chicago Bulls star who missed all of last season while recovering from ACL surgery and he still believes he handled his “attempted” comeback last season the right way. Rose, who began practicing with his team during the season and reportedly looked great doing so, also warmed up on the court before games in plain sight of fans and media and along with his brother and agent Reggie Rose, filmed a series of videos hyping his comeback from his ACL tear. He took heat from former players like Charles Barkley and Steve Kerr, who questioned why he wouldn't play in a game if he looked that good in practice and had been practicing for that long. Rose now says that he had to be selfish in his recovery process, regardless of what anyone said. "It was hard," Rose said. "One of the hardest things I've had to go through in my life. After surgery, when you start running ... when you have an injury like this, there is stages you have to go through, I'm still going through my stages. I'm not a selfish guy at all, but having this injury and going through what I had to go through and being smart, it's something that I had to be selfish with. I couldn't worry about anyone else but myself and my health." Oddly enough, he would have received much less heat had he made it clear all along that he would not be coming back this past season under any circumstances, no matter how good he looked on the court in practice. Instead of giving vague answers about coming back when it was God’s will and refusing to close the door on playing, he could have merely filmed no promotional videos, kept his workouts in the dark and not led anyone on. Even though the Bulls had expected a return after the All-Star break and Rose was in early March, it’s likely that very few would have excoriated him verbally if he simply said, “I don’t believe it’s safe for me to play this season, so I’ll see you next year.” Instead, he was wishy-washy and simultaneously fed the hype for a return while never committing to anything. Being selfish is fine; sending conflicting message is not. His halfway-there act played that much worse after his shorthanded team scrapped to first-round playoff win against Brooklyn before falling to Miami in the second round………..

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