Thursday, July 18, 2013

Fearing Jadeveon Clowney, Google's Chrome Web upgrades and death by falling cow


- Mountainous areas often have “Beware of falling rock” signs. One might imagine that no place in the world has a “Beware of falling cows” sign. The village of Caratinga in southeastern Brazil may want to consider such signage after one of its residents died after a 3000-pound cow crashed through the roof of his house and crushed him. Joao Maria de Souza was reportedly sleeping with his wife when the animal dropped right through the corrugated asbestos roof of his home. How did a cow end up on a man’s roof? That’s simple:
The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm, before it climbed on top the home, which backs onto a steep hill. Cows are notorious for disregarding structural safety and integrity, so this cow obviously saw nothing wrong with putting a man’s life and its own well-being in danger by clamoring onto a roof not nearly sturdy enough to support its massive girth. The fall wasn’t a long one, but plunging eight feet onto de Souza's side of the bed after the roof buckled under its weight was enough to off the homeowner. His wife was unharmed, but Souza was taken to hospital with a broken leg. His brother, Carlos Correa de Souza, confirmed that Joao Maria de Souza later died from internal bleeding. There may not be a manual for dealing with this sort of situation, but the Civil Police of Caratinga in Vale do Rio Doce have announced plans to open investigation into the circumstances of death. “I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," Souza’s mother, Maria de Souza, said in one of the most obvious statements a person has made in a long time. He nearly died when he was two and got meningitis, but I worked hard to buy medicines for him and he survived. And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.” No justice, but more than a few awkward laughs…….


- Kings of Leon have taken time off for one of their members to go to rehab, returned and invited a drunk fan who naked crowd-surfed to meet them backstage for a drink and apparently rediscovered their love for making a sh*t-load of money and being famous – er, being a band and making music. So the band’s members say of their new album “Mechanical Bull,” which apparently helped them fall in love with being a band again. Part of the allure for the album may have been recording in their own studio for the first time, a decision frontman Caleb Followill said should have been made much sooner. "The pressure was really off of us on this last one. We were our own bosses. There were no bills because we bought the studio ourselves, there was no timeframe when it had to be done by,” Followill explained. "It feels like it's a shame that we waited so long to do it. We can go in there and rehearse or goof off." Bandmate Matthrew Followill sounded equally happy with how the recording process went and with being back in the studio after a prolonged time away from music. “Us being able to take a break, we kind of got to fall back in love with what we loved about it in the first place, which was picking up your instruments and playing and smiling onstage and actually having fun, and not feeling like it's a job,” Matthew Followill said. Both man suggested that there was enough leftover material from the project to start work immediately on another album. Oddly, Caleb Followill seems to believe that the band’s previous album, “Come Around Sundown,” was actually good and somehow takes pressure off them. Given that it was actually a hot, poppy mess than had no rock credibility whatsoever, maybe the opinions of Kings of Leon about their own music shouldn’t be taken as fact. “Mechanical Bull” drops Sept. 24……..


- There be treasure in them waters….them waters being the ones off of Florida’s Treasure Coast. Treasure hunter Brent Brisben can prove it after he and the 1715 Treasure Fleet Queen's Jewels salvage company found some very valuable needs in an ocean haystack in the form of 48 gold coins that date back 300 years. The coins, called escudos, were among the wealth of treasure aboard a fleet of 11 Spanish galleons wrecked by a hurricane off the Florida coast on July 31, 1715. Most of the gold coins appear to be in good condition, and still have some legible dates and markings. The oldest of the lot dates back to 1697, while the newest is amazingly young with a minting date of 1714. The 48 coins have an estimated value of $200,000 to $250,000, Brisben said. What makes the find all the more amazing is that the coins were found just 100 feet from the shoreline, in only six feet of water. They were there for the taking for virtually any would-be treasure hunter with a working metal detector in the Sunshine State, but Brisben says his work is not nearly as thrilling as anything Nicolas Cage does on screen in his crap-tacular blockbuster movies. "You may expect to see a big galleon on its side with treasure chests overflowing, but it's not like that at all," Brisben said. "With shipwrecks that old, most of the organic material like the actual wood of the ship is gone, due to deterioration. What's left are mostly metals and pottery... china, silver buckles, bronze cannons and gold
coins." The gold coins will be put to immediate use, with the 1715 Treasure Fleet Queen's Jewels salvage company selling them off to private collectors and using the money they make to finance further searching of the wreckage site………


- Google is upgrading again. This time, it’s the tech titan’s Chrome Web browser for iOS devices, which has been updated to include several enhanced features, including data compression designed to speed up page loading. Google has worked to reduce data consumption and improve the speed of Web performance on mobile devices for months and at the company's I/O developers conference in May, new file compression formats for images and video were announced for Android-powered mobile devices. Those changes were based largely on capabilities already present in Chrome for the desktop. Wednesday’s changes are noteworthy because they take those same concepts and translate them to devices powered by Apple's iOS. According to Google, the resulting data cost savings will both reduce data usage and speed up page load times. Users will even be able to view their data savings in the app's bandwidth management settings. Eventually, the changes will apply to all users. The update also builds in interoperability with other Google apps, giving users the option to open links for YouTube, Maps, Google+ and Google Drive in the app instead of in the browser. Its enhancements will also provide text-to-speech for all variations of English, Spanish, German and several other languages, along with allowing users to access their full browser history to view a list of websites the person has visited while using Chrome in standard mode. None of the features are exactly revolutionary, but most experts have pointed to the expansion of the bandwidth management features as the most important part of the update. Google Chrome has grabbed an increasingly large share of the browser market in the past couple years and the number of Chrome users has increased from 450 million per month at the time of last year’s I/O conference to 750 million by the time this year’s event happened, according to Google……..


- South Carolina defensive end and Heisman Trophy hopeful Jadeveon Clowney is right. The man behind The Hit, a playing on which he nearly decapitated Michigan's Vincent Smith and produced video footage that drew millions of YouTube views, says Clemson's Tajh Boyd and three SEC quarterbacks are "scared" to face him and the Gamecocks defensive line. Seeing Clowney obliterate Smith with a helmet-popping smack, then reach out with one hand to snare the ball, struck fear into the heart of anyone who saw it – regardless of whether they would or could ever encounter Clowney on a football field. As abrasive as it sounds for a player to boast about opponents being afraid of him, Clowney is right – or at least he should be. "I can tell Tajh Boyd is scared back there," Clowney said. "He ain't no sitting duck, but you can see in his eyes that he's scared of our D-linemen." When South Carolina faced Clemson in its regular-season finale last year, Clowney recorded a career-high 4.5 as the Gamecocks beat the Tigers 27-17 in Death Valley. Boyd threw two interceptions and was sacked six times in the game and appeared genuinely rattled for much of the game. "We know that coming into the game that we have him shook already," Clowney explained. "We get a couple hits on him and it changes the whole game. He's scared every time we play them. I know he's probably listening to this right now, but I'm just telling the truth, man." Whether Boyd is afraid of him or not, Clowney is on the Lombardi and Bronko Nagurski watch lists and the 6-foot-6, 247-pound freak of nature believes there are other quarterbacks in his own conference who are wary of him. He named Georgia quarterback Aaron Murray, former Arkansas quarterback Tyler Wilson and third, unidentified conference signal caller as those whose nightmares he haunts. "You can look at a guy and tell that he's scared," Clowney said. "If he's staring at me before the ball is snapped and he's staring at me every play before the ball is snapped, oh we got him. I tell the players that he's shook." Those quarterbacks probably wish Clowney had been allowed to declare for April’s NFL draft, where he likely would have been the top pick. Instead, NFL rules mandate that he wait one more year and in the mean time, he’ll keep lighting suckers up……..

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