Thursday, July 11, 2013

Freddie Mercury the gorilla, riot breaks for breakfast and illegal fireworks kill a moron


- NASA will soon begin looking to the past. When it launches its next space rover, the agency will task it with looking for signs of past life on Mars. The new rover will boast a suite of instruments that will attempt to detect the traces left in rocks by ancient biology. This will make it a slight upgrade from the current Curiosity vehicle, which has been trying to establish whether the planet has ever had habitable environments in its history. A NASA commission tasked to develop the new rover has made it clear that there will be no search for new life on Mars, a search they say would be extremely difficult given what is known about the harsh surface conditions on the planet. "That's a darn hard measurement to make and a darn hard measurement to convince the skeptical science community, because scientists are naturally skeptical," explained Jack Mustard, team chair and professor of geological sciences at Brown University. "The science definition team wrestled with this question, but the feeling was, on the basis of the evidence we have today, the most logical steps forward were to look for the ancient forms of life that would be preserved within the rock record." Instead, the new rover will go to a location that was likely to have been habitable billions of years in the past, when the planet was warmer and wetter than it is now. In order to keep costs down for the new rover, its developers will make it a near-copy of Curiosity. Its design features, most notably the novel entry, descent and landing (EDL) system, will be identical. That should keep the project within its $1.5 billion budget. The one noticeable difference will be the instrument suite, which NASA will develop later this year. Once it is finished, the rover will capable of visual, chemical and mineralogical analysis down to microscopic scale. It will be able to collect and store interesting rocks and soils to be brought back to Earth……


- There is room for kindness everywhere, even in the midst of a riot. Turkish police proved this point Tuesday by allowing d thousands of protesters who have been trying to block the redevelopment of a park in Istanbul to break their Ramadan fast before resuming efforts to get them to leave the area. Some 12 hours after riot t police fired teargas and water cannon at protesters as they tried to prevent them gathering in Gezi Park, a bit of civility prevailed not far from the park, which has become the focal point of protests against Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan's government. A pair of leftist Muslim groups sympathetic to the protests, the Revolutionary Muslims and Anti-Capitalist Muslims, held a fast-breaking iftar dinner in a nearby pedestrian street by the Gezi Park on the first day of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. The local government also hosted a dinner in Taksim Square by the Gezi Park, following by a spirited march in the park by activists. Police responded not with excessive force, but excessive volume by using loudspeakers to warn people to leave. Protestors booed and clapped, but the police did not intervene. Gezi Park had been sealed off for three weeks after police expelled the residents of a protest camp there following an über-violent crackdown on a small demonstration on May 31 against plans to redevelop the park. That uprising gave way to broader action against what opposition groups have denounced as Erdogan's increasingly authoritarian style of government. Even though the park reopened to visitors on Monday afternoon, police later expelled people due to concerns about a planned protest rally. The Taksim Solidarity group, comprised of political parties and non-governmental organizations, claimed police detained more than 80 people in clashes that took place after the park was cleared Monday night. A Turkish court has stopped the Taksim Square redevelopment project, but the government can appeal the ruling……..


- John Rocker is an idiot. Although gifted with a rocket arm that helped fuel the Atlanta Braves for a short time, he is better known as this point for being suspended for the first month of the 2000 season and fined $20,000 stemming from homophobic and ethnically insensitive comments he made to a reporter, along with using steroids during a time when they were prevalent in baseball. He now works as a director of public affairs for SaveHomelessVeterans.com, the Ronald McDonald House and a charity that raises money to battle multiple sclerosis, but his thoughts on MLB’s steroid era are what’s news at the moment. The former All-Star acknowledged having used steroids during his career years after retiring and said Wednesday that PED use in Major League Baseball helped transform it into a more appealing sport. "Honestly, and this may go against what some people think from an ethical standpoint, I think it was the better game," Rocker said. "At the end of the day when people are paying their $80, $120, whatever it may be, to buy their ticket and come watch that game, it's almost like the circus is in town. . They wanna see some clown throw a fastball 101 mph and some other guy hit it 500 feet. That's entertainment. You're paying to be entertained." Now would be the time to cue Russell Crow in Roman gladiator gear screaming at the crowd in the arena, “Are you not entertained?” Rocker is of the opinion that steroids made baseball better and what most know as the steroid era "was a mesmerizing time for every baseball fan out there." He cited the home run chase in 1998 between Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire, both of whom are known to have ‘roided up in their heyday, as a prime example of how PEDs made the game more entertaining. Rocker retired from baseball in 2003 and can now focus on saying offensive sh*t in a less-public setting………


- The award for poetic justice and person most munificent in removing themselves from the gene pool has a strong contender with several months left in the calendar year. Virginia Beach resident Jim Englehardt is proof that karma does exist and it occasionally works on a very short schedule. Like many good (and drunk) Americans across this great nation last Thursday, Englehardt was out in a grassy place with some illegal fireworks having a good time while attempting not to light himself on fire or blow off all of his fingers. He succeeded in those pursuits….but still didn’t survive the holiday alive. The local medical examiner has confirmed that the body found on the beach at the Oceanfront on July 4, the one who died of an explosion injury to the head, was in fact Englehardt. Virginia Beach police received a call shortly after 7:00 a.m. Sunday reporting a body found on the beach at 76th Street at the Oceanfront. They showed up, found Englehardt’s remains and quickly spotted the head wound. Earlier this week, investigators said the death was being investigated as a possible suicide, but the case remains under investigation. What they do know is that the explosion that injured and ultimately killed Englehardt happened as he was trying to ignite fireworks. Picking up illegal fireworks is clearly not a sign of great intelligence, given that such devices could have been (and often were) made by people with little or no actual experience with explosives. Someone who buys such fireworks and use them when (possibly) intoxicated…that person is generally not an individual that needs to contribute anything further to the gene pool……..


- One of the most legendary frontmen in rock history and a giant gorilla sculpture walk into the same room and….never mind. The point of this story is that former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury and a massive gorilla bearing a striking resemblance to the rock star are at the center of a big controversy in Norwich, England. The gorilla, named Radio Go Go, is decorated with Mercury's trademark moustache and yellow leather jacket. It was on display on outside The Forum in Norwich until a complaint by the Mercury Phoenix Trust was made to display organizers Wild In Art. Wild In Art and Brandbank, the gorilla's sponsor, were contacted by the Aids charity, which was set up following the Queen frontman's death in 1991. The charity reached out because it claimed the display breached copyright laws. The matter reached Queen guitarist Brian May, who responded to the occurrence of a gorilla painted to look like Mercury being hauled away from downtown Norwich. May said on Twitter that he would "look into" what was going on and labeled the move  "outrageous and petty.” Brandbank was equally taken aback by the drama. "We, like everyone else, have been taken aback by the passionate responses to the request by the Freddie Mercury estate that Radio Go Go [the gorilla] be removed due to a suggestion of possible breach of copyright,” the company said in an official statement. “We have spoken to one of the executives of the estate and are endeavoring to see if we can resolve this so that there's a positive outcome for all the charities involved. Our priority is that the event is a success for the charities involved, while respecting the wishes of copyright owners and fans of Freddie Mercury." For now, the cleverly named gorilla statue will stay in storage until a) the dispute can be resolved or b) it can find a better disguise………

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