Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Taylor Swift snaps back, misogynistic shirts on Amazon and a war criminal for Kenyan president


- Why so serious, Twitter users, why so serious? There was absolutely no need to fly into a fit of digital rage on Saturday just because you happened to find out about shirts listed on Amazon with a slogan that appeared to promote rape and violence against women. The shirt read "Keep Calm and Rape On" and was available on Amazon's UK website, so any rage should have been contained on the other side of the Atlantic, right? Maybe it would have been if not for that pesky social networking world and the fact that an American company, Solid Gold Bomb, prints the shirts. Faced with the outrage from around the digital world, the company removed the listing along with one for a second offensive shirt with the slogan "Keep Calm and Hit Her." After taking the shirts off Amazon, Solid Gold Bomb (sort of) apologized by claiming the slogans were computer-generated and the company did not deliberately create them. Founder Michael Fowler said in a message on the company's website that he was "extremely sorry" for the issue. "We simply do not produce poor humor or offensive products," Fowler wrote. "As a father, husband, brother and son, I would never promote such product in our company and it was clear to see this when looking across the millions of T-shirts that we offer or can produce on demand. Had these items ever sold, we would have immediately pulled the series and are doing so on our own and Amazon channels worldwide." The apology did little to placate outraged Twitter users who decried the shirts as insulting to women and offensive to those who have been or will be victims of domestic violence. None of the shirts were ever printed or sold, as companies such as Solid Gold Bomb offer slogans and designs for their apparel and print times on demand when a customer orders one. Fowler added that the slogans were a bad play on the British wartime slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On," which was intended to encourage Britons to keep up their spirits. Maybe these new mantras could do the same if only they were given a chance……….


- When Oklahoma City Thunder forward Serge Ibaka delivered a below-the-belt hit Sunday to Clippers forward Blake Griffin’s groin, not only did he get the attention of Griffin, his Clippers teammates and the referees, but also of the biggest name on the roster of Staples Center’s other primary tenant. Lakers star Kobe Bryant, whose team plays the Thunder Tuesday night, saw Ibaka’s swinging hit to Griffin’s manhood and Bryant made it clear how he would have responded. "I probably would have smacked [Ibaka] in the mouth," Bryant said. "I would have dealt with the pain after." The NBA has not stated whether Ibaka, who received a flagrant foul 1 for his actions, will be suspended for the incident. Hearing Bryant talk, had Ibaka blasted him in the junk, both parties probably would have been suspended after he finished kicking Ibaka’s ass. With Ibaka not ejected from the game and available to play against the Lakers, Lakers coach Mike D'Antoni said it did not make a difference whether he was on the court or not. "It doesn't matter," D’Antoni said. "They're deep. It won't change what we do, more or less. Obviously it would help us because he's a good player. But we won't change anything up." Perhaps illustrating the difference between himself and Bryant in terms of personality and approach, Lakers center Dwight Howard cracked a joke when asked how he would prepare to face Ibaka. "I mean, you got to wear a cup," Howard said. Cup or no cup, Howard and the Lakers need a win desperately as they sit 2.5 games out of the final playoff spot in the Western Conference and just reached .500 with a win over Atlanta on Sunday. Beating Oklahoma City at home, where the Thunder are 26-4 this season, will also be a steep challenge, as the Lakers have lost their last five games in Oklahoma City, including three in last season's playoffs………


- Maybe for her next project, Taylor Swift can crank out a comedy album. She certainly has the sense of humor for it, as evidenced by the fact that she recently lashed out in an interview at Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for their bit about her during the Golden Globes. The duo targeted Swift’s much-maligned dating life and their barbs seem to have found their mark based on the country-pop starlet’s agitated response. “You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people,” Swift said. “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’” Swift may not have enjoyed the jokes, but the audience laughed heartily at them. She fired back by insisting she isn’t a serial dater and that “since 2010 I have dated exactly two people.” According to Swift, most of the drama stems from online photo galleries and slide shows of “a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with. . . it’s just kind of ridiculous.” She won't discuss specifics of her various breakups and is adamant that there is nothing wrong with using her failed relationship as fodder for her music. “For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated,” Swift said. “A woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way - that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.” Ex-boyfriends Conor Kennedy and One Direction man-bander Harry Styles may disagree, but dating Swift clearly means your chances of ending up in a bad country-pop ballad are high. Just don’t dare use that same material for your opening monologue at a truly forgettable, self-congratulatory Hollywood awards show because in Taylor Swift’s world, that is over the line…….


- What an inspiring time this is for Kenyan politics. Having a politician who has been charged by the International Criminal Court with crimes against humanity as the leader in a presidential election would be an uplifting development for any nation. That alleged criminal is Uhuru Kenyatta, who was leading by a wide margin in the Kenya election on Tuesday, with nearly half the votes counted in the race to determine the country’s next leader. Kenyatta comes from one of the richest, most powerful families in Africa and stands accused of using that wealth to bankroll death squads that killed women and children during the chaos of Kenya’s election five years ago. Either Kenyans have short memories or they’re terrified of Kenyatta, because at last county he was leading 54 percent to 42 percent over the second-place candidate, Raila Odinga, Kenya’s prime minister. To win the election outright and avoid a runoff, Kenyan election law says that the winning candidate must secure more than 50 percent of “all the votes cast.” Odinga’s supporters hope to face that runoff vote by convincing the election commission to consider the more than 300,000 rejected ballots as part of the total. Ahmed Hassan, the head of Kenya’s election commission, called the number of ballots rejected for stray marks and other irregularities “quite worrying,” but such issues should be expected given the complexity of these elections, with voters having six ballots in their hands, for national and local races. In anticipation of anger over the results, Kenya’s police chief banned all demonstrations on the grounds that Kenya had “no history” of peaceful protests. Many shops in the capital city of Nairobi remained shuttered and riot police were out in force on the streets as the election took place. Election day violence was high, with multiple deaths reported and many voters waiting 10 hours on their feet under a burning sun to cast their ballot. It is the first presidential election since 2007, when widespread evidence of vote rigging sparked massive ethnic-based clashes that killed 1,000 people and brought Kenya’s economy to its knees. Organized debates for candidates were held for the first time and some presidential contenders attempted to focus the election on specific issues. Of course, those candidates received virtually no votes. Instead, most voters seem to have cast their ballot based on ethnicity and Kenyatta’s ethnic group, the Kikuyu, is the country’s largest. That means he’s likely to bring his alleged war criminal ways to Kenya’s highest office………


- When technology fulfills its most important purpose, it is a beautiful thing and the world functions better because of it. Italian supercar maker Lamborghini understands this principle well and that’s why the company introduced a new $4 million model - the Veneno - at the Geneva Motor Show Tuesday. The maker of exclusive and exorbitantly expensive sports tried to keep a lid on the project for as long as possible, but images leaked Monday and knowing the propensity of rich people to fight over exclusive items to own and lord them over their rich friends, there has already an all-out brawl for the right to own one of the three – THREE – Venenos to be sold. That brawl has sorted itself out and all three of the cars were spoken for even before they were built. Lamborghini has not disclosed the names of the buyers, but it seems safe to say that these individuals will be adding the Veneno to luxury car collections already large enough to fill their 5,000-square-foot garages. The 750-horsepower Veneno is similar to the Lamborghini Aventador, a 691- horsepower car that sells for about $400,000. Both cars sport a 6.5-liter V12 engine, a seven-speed transmission and full-time all-wheel-drive. Aside from the extra horsepower, what makes the Veneno 10 times more expensive? Most of its absurdly high cost stems from its carbon-fiber construction, as the entire chassis and outer skin are made from carbon fiber reinforced plastics. While $4 million for a car you may drive a half-dozen times a year when you’re at your vacation home and not out on the yacht, there really is no price to be put on rolling up to the exclusive party at your fellow billionaire friend’s home in a car that no one else there owns……..

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