Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Polar bear travails, ACC hoops coaches whine and Mumford & Sons are "not rock n' roll"


- Real estate agents don’t often have an easy job. Attempting to reconcile the demands and expectations of unreasonable homeowners in need of X dollars from their current home to help pay for the new one they spent far too much money on with the needs of cash-strapped buyers seeking a bargain because their poor credit won't afford them the large loan they need to make the purchase can be tough. St. Lucie County (Fla.) realtor Hoyt Murphy has an especially daunting task on his hands and it has nothing to do with square footage, granite countertops or a third bathroom. He has been hired to sell a rather unique property that is likely to have a very limited appeal to a very specific type of buyer. This real estate gem is located not far from the Florida Turnpike, just north of Fort Pierce. It is, simply put, a bomb shelter for sale. This isn't just any bomb shelter. It’s not some hole dug in the ground in someone’s back yard, covered by a pair of flimsy wooden doors and with dirt floors, filled with shelves stocked with pork and beans and SPAM. No, this bomb shelter is on the market for $499,000. Murphy says the shelter was built by AT&T in the 1960s in anticipation of "the big event," with the goal of housing five men for 30 days to keep the lines of communication open. Inside, industrial springs are everywhere, carefully installed to minimize the effects of a blast. "In my 30 years, this is the most unique property we've ever had for sale," said Murphy. There are positives and negatives for the shelter, which has only one bathroom, but does have some sugar, baking powder, milk solids and bacon dices on the shelves. Getting to the heart of the facility necessitates a long crawl through a thick concrete passageway. At the end of the crawl are two massive air intake tunnels, which would be closed off in the event of heavy radiation as carbon filters activated. So what has the response been since the property hit the market? "Week or so ago, we had some preppers from South Florida Survivalist Group but probably the more practical use we've had is things such as antique car storage," Murphy added. In other words, the window is still open, so act now………


- Lost or forgotten art found in attics, basements or storage units seems to be in never-ending supply. People rich and poor, living in cities and the middle of nowhere, seem to be uncovering unknown works of art by revered artists and finding a fortune in the process. The fun continued this week when a mystery portrait donated to a British heritage charity as part of a mixed lot of paintings was identified as a work by Dutch master Rembrandt van Rijn and valued at more than $30 million. The painting, dated 1635, shows the artist at the age of 29, clad in a black velvet cape and hat decorated with outsized ostrich feathers. It was donated to the National Trust in 2010, along with four other works. Originally, it was believed to have been painted by one of Rembrandt's pupils, but new tests and detailed research by leading Rembrandt scholar Ernst van de Wetering suggest that it was more likely painted by van Rijn’s own hands. "Over the years, it has gone back and forward," said David Taylor, the National Trust's curator of paintings and sculpture. "Decades ago it was thought to be a Rembrandt, and then the experts said no, that it was by someone in his studio instead." The painting was last examined in 1968 and obviously, tests for authenticating art have advanced significantly since then. Increased knowledge about Rembrandt's self-portraits and the fluctuations in his style, along with X-ray analysis, helped change perceptions about the painting in question. The estate of Edna, Lady Samuel of Wych Cross, donated the painting to the trust. Edna’s late husband Harold, Lord Samuel of Wych Cross, was an avid art collector and philanthropist. "It was part of a very generous gift, of five top-notch paintings," Taylor explained. Ironically, the portrait was the only work included in the donation that was not put on display at Buckland Abbey, in Devon, southwest England, immediately. Instead, it was stashed away in a storage room until the trust knew more about it. Now that it has been authenticated, the portrait is the only Rembrandt in the National Trust's collection of 13,500 paintings and it will remain on display at Buckland Abbey until the end of the tourist season before being taken down and subjected to more tests to help confirm its identity………


- Look at the Atlantic Coast Conference, getting all indignant and whiny with it. Known as one of college basketball’s best conferences on an annual basis, the ACC is a bit down this season and beyond its two top teams, Miami and Duke, there isn’t as much quality depth in the league as normal. That lack of depth was evident when the NCAA Tournament bracket was unveiled Sunday evening and the ACC received just four bids. No sooner than the brackets were released, ACC coaches began whining about the low number of teams from the league who made the tournament. Words such as disappointed, fair, respect and perception are being tossed around and the fact that regular season and ACC tournament champion Miami did not receive a No. 1 seed is also a point of contention. The Hurricanes are the first team to win the ACC regular-season crown outright and the tournament championship but fail to get a No. 1 seed. Both UM and Duke are No. 2 seeds, while North Carolina and NC State ended up as No. 8 seeds. Virginia and Maryland were both considered bubble teams, but did not make the field and instead had to settle for NIT bids. UNC coach Roy Williams called Sunday night’s selection show "a confusing show, and I'm still confused." Maybe the ACC should be getting used to its shrinking number of bids, as it is the second time in three years that the league only has four NCAA Tournament teams and the fourth time in the eight seasons since the league's expansion to 12 teams in 2006. "It's a really good conference, and I was just hoping it would garner a little more respect than that," Virginia coach Tony Bennett said. It is a good conference, but Bennett’s team is a cut above mediocre and for an at-large berth, that isn’t enough. North Carolina can’t complain much either because the Tar Heels enter the tournament with 10 losses and garnering an eighth seed feels just about right for them – even if their coach doesn’t agree. "I don't mind telling you I was stunned," Williams said. "I saw North Carolina and the No. 8 -- I was stunned. And so then it took me a couple seconds, 'Hey, that's us. It's not somebody else. That's us.'" Maryland coach Mark Turgeon had a more realistic perception of what happened, even if he wasn’t happy about his team having its bubble burst. "The perception of our league just wasn't great," Turgeon said. "Our league was much better than last year. ... [The ACC] had some bad losses early, and it just stuck with us.” Maybe next year, ACC…….


- Why anyone ever tried to characterize British folk/indie band Mumford and Sons as rock and roll clearly had never actually heard a single song from either of their two albums. While they’re widely respected and successful, characterizing Marcus Mumford and his mates as rock stars is the broadest possible use of the term. The band's banjo player Winston Marshall – and any band with a banjo player can NEVER be characterized as rock and roll – admitted as much in a recent interview, saying Mumford and Sons are "rock 'n' roll" and don’t fit the normal stereotype of a rock band. "We’re not, like, hard men. We're emotional. We're not rock 'n' roll,” Marshall explained. “If AC/DC apologized, that'd be the end of their career. But someone doesn’t say hello to us and we're like, 'I cannot believe the gall!'" Life has been very good for the quartet, which recently unveiled the video for their track “Whispers In The Dark” and picked up a Grammy Award for Album Of The Year. Not only that, Marcus Mumford has been working with former man-bander Justin Timberlake on the soundtrack of the new Coen Brothers movie, “Inside Llewyn Davis.” The pairing was a fitting one – not musically, mind you – because the film stars Timberlake and Mumford's wife, Carey Mulligan. It tells the tale of a fictional musician trying to make it in 1960s New York. "I did work with Marcus Mumford on the soundtrack… Marcus and myself, we all kind of worked on the music together and I don't know any other world where we would have the opportunity to collaborate like that but it was so much fun," Timberlake said. Whether they’re rock and roll or just a bunch of folk rock hipsters with two great albums to their credit, life is still good………


- Shed a tear for polar bears, world. Long the poster children (or poster furry killing machines) for the effects of climate change, these white-furred animals now have another reason for receiving loads of sympathy from nature lovers. Dr. Seth Cherry of the University of Alberta and a team of researchers have discovered that polar bears are shifting their migration patterns because of changes in sea ice. With glaciers and polar ice caps melting and the flow of ice changing, the bears are arriving on land earlier and departing later, which is threatening their access to food. The researchers studied the migration patterns of polar bears Hudson Bay, Canada, using satellite-tracking data collected between 1991-97 and 2004-09. Using that data, they discovered that the rate at which sea ice melts and re-freezes, as well as how the ice is distributed around the bay, predicted when the bears migrated to or from land. Polar bears typically hunt for their main mealtime staple, seals, while on sea ice. However, with shifting sea ice and more time spent on land as a result, they are sometimes forced to go longer between means and rely on their fat reserves to sustain themselves. “Climate-induced changes that cause sea ice to melt earlier, form later, or both, likely affect the overall health of polar bears in the area," Cherry said. For the study, Cherry and his colleagues fitted 109 female polar bears with tracking collars (which would not fit on male polar bears because their necks are wider than their heads) after impressively locating them from a helicopter, tranquilizing them after getting close enough and slapping the GPS transmitter-equipped collars on them once they were immobilized. Blood samples and fat biopsies provided information about the bears' diet and nutrition and the collars broadcast their whereabouts. Those whereabouts were on land much more than the research team expected……..

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