Saturday, March 09, 2013

A 3-D scanner, give weapons to Syrian rebels and theft at the world's smallest park


- Whiny opponents looking for another excuse as to why they can’t roll into Idaho and beat the Boise State Broncos on the football field get to keep one of their favorites. The push to ban the Broncos from wearing their all-blue uniforms on their distinctive blue turf has crashed and burned after the NCAA's playing rules oversight panel denied the Football Rules Committee's proposal to require an institution's uniform to be a different color from the field of play. Boise State, the first non-power conference team to regularly make a dent in the Bowl Championship Series party and win a BCS game, likes to wear all-blue uniforms on its blue-turfed home field. Sadly, the ass hats who run the Mountain West Conference banned them from doing it last season after opposing coaches who knew their teams couldn’t compete with the Broncos and wanted some excuse to use in their defense said it could give Boise State an unfair advantage. However, Boise State gained leverage when it decided to leave the Mountain West, putting the league in danger of fracturing as other schools considered a similar move. When the Broncos doubled back and elected to stay in the Mountain West instead of moving to the Big East, the conference relented and lifted the ban on the Broncos' blue-on-blue look. Had the haters of the monochromatic turf-and-gear combination convinced the NCAA to ban such looks, the ruling would have trumped the Mountain West's agreement with Boise State. Instead, Boise State can roll in style because the pane ruled that the proposal would not "enhance the image of the game." Whatever works for y’all……..


- 3-D printing and scanning technology has never been better. That’s mostly because very little has existed in the field up ‘til now, but that has officially changed after the same company that showed up at the South by Southwest Interactive conference in Austin, Tex. four years ago with a prototype of its first desktop 3-D printer has crafted a 3-D scanner to go with its printer. MakerBot co-founder Bre Pettis debuted the 3-D printer at the festival in 2009 and took it around to bars, where he won patrons over by “printing” out plastic replicas ofshot glasses. "They were pretty popular," he said. Pettis returned to SXSW on Friday and instead of bar hopping, he was a keynote speaker before a packed hall of 3,000 people. He toted a prototype of a desktop device that can scan small three-dimensional objects. Dubbed the MakerBot Digitizer, it is intended to be paired with the company's Replicator printer, allowing users to scan objects, then feed the resulting digital files to the Replicator to be printed. The Digitizer uses two lasers and a webcam and has the capacity to scan objects up to a diameter of eight inches. The scanning process takes about three minutes and once the scan is completed, an object can be printed right away. MakerBot hopes to sell the product to those who might otherwise use software to design a digital printing model from scratch. "This is something you would envision being science fiction, but in fact, it is real -- and it is so cool," Pettis added. He billed the Digitizer as a tool for archiving or replicating prototypes, models, parts, artifacts, sculptures and other objects. When the scanner hits the market this fall, it won't exactly be a device to give a friend or family member at Christmas. The cost of MakerBot's printers -- $2,000 to $3,000 – suggests that a 3-D scanner won't be below four figures either……… 


- Let the weapons bonanza begin. The ministers of the Arab League have decided that all Arab states are free to offer military support to rebels fighting the forces of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad if they wish. That means every country in the league is free to go Oprah Winfrey on the rebels and give them rocket launchers, tanks, surface-to-air missiles, automatic weapons and the like. The decision is a reversal of the league’s previous stance that the Syrian opposition and rebels should be supported by humanitarian and diplomatic means. In their final statement on the issue after a meeting in Cairo, the ministers said they had "stressed the right of each state according to its wishes to offer all types of self defense, including military, to support the resilience of the Syrian people and the Free (Syrian) Army." Arab League Secretary-General Nabil Elaraby also extended a gesture of recognition to the opposition Syrian National Coalition - an umbrella body for anti-Assad political and rebel groups – by inviting the coalition to occupy Syria’s seat at the League. The spot has remained vacant after the al-Assad regime was suspended from the organization in 2011. In its statement, the league called on the coalition to choose a representative to attend a League meeting to be held in Doha, Qatar on March 26-27. It’s fitting timing, as Qatar has led a push against Damascus in the League, a push that has met with stiff resistance from Lebanon, Iraq and Algeria. The trio were the only nations that refused to endorse the final document's sections on Syria, so the fight might not be over just yet………


- A big theft in the world’s smallest park has caused a modest stir in Portland, Ore. Mill Ends Park occupies just 452 square inches of not-so-prime Portland real estate, tucked inside a concrete circle just 2 feet across. It’s a quirky place created in 1948 by Oregon Journal columnist Dick Fagan, who planted flowers in an unused hole in the median outside his newsroom office after claiming a tiny leprechaun named Patrick O'Toole granted him a wish of having his own park. The city’s parks department allowed Fagan to construct the miniature park and Fagan frequently wrote about it in the years before his death in 1969. His tales became a regular feature on the paper’s pages and Fagan shared tales involving O'Toole and other leprechauns. The city took custody of the park on St. Patrick's Day in 1976 and city workers have tended to it ever since – undoubtedly taking a coffee break or five during their time caring for the park each week. Sadly, the park has now become the world’s smallest crime scene. Its lone tree, a diminutive evergreen, was stolen last week from the downtown street-corner park. The Portland Parks and Recreation Department first noticed the theft and in a rare show of bureaucratic expediency, moved quickly to buy a replacement tree. Granted, it only cost $3.25 for a new tree and someone could have simply dipped into the petty cash jar for the money, but give credit where it’s due. The new tree has been planted and the parks department is hoping that O’Toole will not seek retribution against their fair city for the theft of his tree. "It was important to replace it so the leprechaun there had some shade from the sun," department spokesman Mark Ross said of the new Douglas fir sapling……..


- World, we have all been forewarned. It’s been eight long and painful months since the world was first subjected to the musical horror that is Korean pop (K-pop) “artist” Psy’s wretched excuse for a hit, “Gangnam Style.” The ubiquitous song and its equally inane dance spawned thousands of lame YouTube parodies from anyone with access to a camera of any type and even led to a performance at the American Music Awards in November with one-hit wonder and rap has-been MC Hammer. Now, Psy is threatening to release another awful song on the world and he broke the news on Twitter. “Allright PPL~!!! I'm Uploading the video at my @YouTube acc. It's regarding a #NewSingleInfo and #PSYdoingGangnamSHAKE!!! Plz WAIT!!,” he tweeted. Then, as if so attempt a mash-up of two of the most moronic and played-out pop culture trends of the past 12 months, he posted a link to a YouTube video that showed his take on the "Harlem Shake" video trend, stupidly titled named "Gangnam Shake." His new single could drop as soon as April 13 and to maximize its potential damage on the world’s collective ear drum, it will be unveiled at a YouTube-broadcast concert in Seoul World Cup Stadium for the globe to hear/recoil in horror from. As unfathomable as it seems because every day with “Gangnam Style” in the world feels like a year, it was July of last year when the song went viral. Its accompanying music video made history as the first YouTube video to crack a billion views and just this week, an entire EP of "Gangnam Style" remixes dropped, called "Remix Style." Here’s hoping the new single receives the complete indifference it will undoubtedly deserve……..

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