Monday, March 04, 2013

Heidi Klum's next gig, racehorse escapes and locusts invade Egypt


- Andrew Bynum hasn’t been a big hit in Philadelphia so far. His ever-changing hairstyles have been amusing, but the 7-footer has yet to step onto the court in a game for the team that paid a steep price to acquire him last summer and when he finally did step onto the practice court, 76ers coach Doug Collins dryly described his performance as looking like someone who “hadn’t played basketball in nine months,” which made sense because Bynum and his multiple knee injuries haven't hooped it up in that long. The rehab process is ongoing for the supposed franchise center the 76ers acquired in the four-team trade that sent Dwight Howard to the Los Angeles Lakers, but it has been put on hold after Bynum suffered another setback late last week. He took part in just a few minutes of practice last week, a five-on-zero drill that wasn't even a full scrimmage, then experienced swelling and discomfort in his right knee after the practice. It was literally the first time he'd been able to be involved in any practice since the 76ers traded for him and emerging from that practice session with a throbbing right knee has severely dimmed hope that he will play at all this season. Ironically, his setback came just 10 days ago he declared he'd "definitely be back sometime" this season. "It's getting late. I don't know [about playing this season]," Bynum said. "I don't want to play in pain. ... I'm 25, it's my life." That’s the sort of dedication 76ers fans will love hearing from a player upon their team will have to drop a massive contract if they wish to re-sign him before he becomes a free agent in July. Then again, with the team mired in a seven-game losing streak that has left them six games back from the last playoff spot in the Eastern Conference with just 26 games remaining, there isn’t a tremendous incentive for Bynum to rush back. He did undergo a procedure in Germany over the summer aimed at strengthening his knees, but a bone bruise in his right knee was discovered in September and the news has grown steadily worse since then………


- Finding security flaws and bugs in new technology and software is something of a competition and show of skill among tech dorks and gadget lovers. The Samsung Galaxy Note II is one of the more popular phones on the market at present and that means security experts and hackers are busy trying to find its flaws. One hacker, self-described mobile enthusiast Terence Eden, was able to bypass the phone's security, access the "direct call" capability and view the phone’s home screen without having to unlock the device. Using that flaw, Note II owners or hackers could theoretically run apps and dial numbers while the device is locked. Eden discovered the flaw while testing a Galaxy Note II N7100 running Android 4.1.2, the latest edition of the system in the United Kingdom. In a video he posted, Eden activated the device's screen, pressed the "Emergency Call" button and tapped the "ICE" option in the bottom left. When he did those three things and held down the physical home key for a few seconds before release, Eden managed to briefly display the home screen. In that brief span, he tapped the "direct dial" widget and began a phone call. He expounded on his find in a blog post, saying the hack works against “Pattern Lock, PIN, Password, and Face Unlock.” In short, he explained, there is no way to secure your phone against your home screen being accessed. There isn’t tremendous value in the hack, as making a call necessitates a user first having the direct dial widget on their home screen. However, a hacker could get a glimpse of what apps a person has installed on their home screen or view a person’s calendar or email if they have a widget that displays them. A similar issue showed up last month on devices running Apple's iOS 6.1, when a flaw in the updated OS allowed anyone to bypass the password lock and access the Phone app, view or modify contacts, check voicemail and browse photos. Look for there to be more hacks and security flaws in the Android 4.1.2 system moving forward and more hackers following in Eden’s footsteps on this one………


- Freeeeeeeeeedom! That was the battle cry for a racehorse in Florence, Ky. on Saturday, but sadly that quest for liberation came up short. Joseph the Catfish, a three-year-old racehorse, escaped his life of forced servitude in the form of being forced to run around in a giant oval against other racehorses and made a break for it during his first race start at Turfway Park on Saturday evening. Track officials noted that the horse seemed nervous from the start and after a shaky start to the race, it stumbled around the first turn, trying to run out from under its jockey. Jockey Eddie Zuniga refused to allow his mount to throw him and rode Joseph the Catfish around the second turn. That’s when the horse made its move, throwing Zuniga off and boldly leaping over the racetrack barrier. The liberated equine then ran down Houston Road, past a Target store and a local steakhouse. Track employees gave chase and sadly, they caught up with Joseph the Catfish near the Turfway Road ramp. They were able to stop the horse just short of the southbound lane of I-75 and the race starter and a veterinarian were able to corral Joseph the Catfish just before he reached the highway. Zuniga was unharmed by his fall and the horse was captured without injury. Sadly, he’s going to have closer scrutiny from this point forward and making another escape is going to be difficult. Don’t give up the dream, Joseph, and some day you just may run free and catch a ride from a kind stranger heading south on I-75…….


- Aaaaaand cue the corny Biblical jokes about Old Testament references. Three weeks prior to Passover, the always-fun swarm of locusts has hit Egypt, just at did when Moses was attempting to convince Pharaoh to let his people go back in the old days. The 2013 swarm of locusts is believed to number more than 30 million and these pets have blanketed Egypt's cities and farms as part of their regular migration pattern. This year’s edition of the invasion is unusually large and Israeli media outlets have taken to linking it s to the "account related in the Passover Haggadah," that is, the Old Testament biblical story of the plague of locusts. Egyptian Agricultural Minister Salah Abad Almoman said the swarm descended on Giza, near southern Cairo, occupying farms before moving on to Cairo on Saturday. To fend off the insects, residents burned tires to create a thick, black fog they hoped would prevent the locusts from settling in the city. Residents of the Red Sea city of Zafarana, about 124 miles from Cairo, also reported large swarms and some of the locusts also reached the Upper Egyptian city of Qena, where they descended on three villages. Agricultural lands and villages were all targets and farmers in the affected areas feared that their crops would be destroyed by the insects. They have accused the government of not taking measures to prevent the swarm or combat it, while officials have insisted the crops are largely safe and denied reports that the locusts are devastating farmlands. "The current inspection teams at areas targeted by locusts did not witness swarms damaging a single inch of crop,” Almoman added. "Egyptian armed forces and the border guards are attempting to fight the swarm with the means at their disposal. I ask the families living in the locust-plagued areas not to burn tires. This does not chase away the locusts, but only causes damage and could ignite large scale fires that would cost in lives." Crop-spraying aircraft will be deployed to fight the insects, according to the government, which hopes to avoid a repeat of the 2004 infestation in which the country suffered a locust infestation considered one of the worst in recent history and sustained massive crop damage that resulted in significant financial strain……….


- Give Heidi Klum credit. Many models have little or no clue what to do with their life or career once their modeling days are over and their natural beauty begins to fade. Like professional athletes who don’t sufficiently consider their post-playing plans and wind up stumbling through life after the NFL, NBA or MLB while trying to subsist off their career earnings and fees for public appearances and small-time endorsements, ex-models can find life outside the game harsh and unforgiving. Klum has remained busy with endorsements, TV appearances and now, she’s going to plumb the depths of reality television as the fourth judge on the circus sideshow that is “America’s Got Talent.” Klum will fill the vacant slot alongside the conspicuously available Howie Mandel, Howard Stern and former Spice Skank Mel B. That seat opened up after Sharon Osbourne quit as judge at the end of last season and Klum will get to work quickly with auditions for the new season starting Monday in New Orleans. The most entertaining weirdos from across the United States will be gathered from regional auditions and the weirdest of the weird will compete at the show's studio in New York for the $1 million prize. "Heidi has an amazing career across multiple media platforms, and has built a brand that is a force in the entertainment business," said Paul Telegdy, NBC's president of alternative and late night programming. "She has achieved superstardom while balancing being a businesswoman and hard-working mom, bringing a huge amount of experience, discernment and taste to the panel. As we look to develop an act that will get the world's attention, we and the contestants will benefit from Heidi's international sensibility and understanding of what works in today's global entertainment industry.” Yes, because judging people who are a little too bizarre to be in the three-ring circus under the big top at Barnum & Bailey’s is a clear indicator of knowing what really works in the entertainment industry……..

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