Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Cats on a leash, Gronk defends himself and Todd Akin on "Law & Order"


- It took nearly two decades, but two former Bosnian Serb officials have finally been tracked down by justice. More than 17 years after the end of the Balkan country's 1992-95 war, Mico Stanisic and his subordinate Stojan Zupljanin were sentenced to  22 years in prison for their roles in a campaign to rid Bosnia of Muslims, Croats and other non-Serbs. The pair were convicted by the Yugoslav war crimes court at the Hague, Nertherlands on Wednesday. "The trial chamber hereby sentences Mico Stanisic and his subordinate Stojan Zupljanin to a single sentence of 22 years in prison," International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia (ICTY) judge Burton Hall said. Stanisic is a former minister in the Bosnian Serb Ministry of Internal Affairs and Zupljanin was his stool pigeon/regional security services chief. The two men aced war crimes and crimes against humanity charges including murder, torture and cruel treatment of non-Serbs in municipalities and detention centers during Bosnia's war which left 100,000 people dead and some 2.2 million homeless. "The chamber finds that the goal of these actions was the establishment of a Serb state as ethnically pure as possible," Hall said. "Through these acts and omissions both intended and significantly contributed to the plan of removing Muslims and Croats from the territory of the planned Serbian state.” Zupljanin somehow managed to land a gig as an advisor to former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic, who is himself facing charges of war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide before the ICTY, after Stanisic left power. Stanisic finally gave himself up in March 2005 and has remained free while awaiting trial. Zupljanin was apprehended in 2008 after more than nine years on the run, but he remained in custody because for some odd reason, the court considered him to be a flight risk. Now, the two convicted war criminals can finally spend some quality time together……….


- Two of the newest technologies on the market are combining forces to give fans a better gaming experience. MakerBot, maker of 3-D printers and scanners, is partnering with OUYA, which is set to release its new gaming console on Thursday. Even with consoles set to begin shipping tomorrow, OUYA is still tweaking its product and to enhance what it already offers, has announced a partnership that will see the release of the 3D design files for the console’s case. The template and specifications for the OUYA’s case are already available and the small segment of the population that owns a MakerBot 3D printer will be able to make their own case for the gaming console. The companies are calling their effort the “OUYA MakerBot 3D Printing Development Kit” and it can be downloaded from MakerBot’s Thingiverse website. From there, users can design their own personalized OUYA shell. The kit allows individuals to add their own patterns and colors to the cases, which can then be printed using PLA plastic on the MakerBot Replicator 2 Desktop 3D Printer or using ABS plastic on a MakerBot Replicator 2X Experimental 3D Printer. Perhaps the next step in the open sourcing of technology, OUYA is also unique in that the company is producing the consoles using the profits from a Kickstarter campaign. Kickstarter backers will be the first to receive their consoles, while the general public will have to wait until June to buy them. OUYA plans to sell them at retail stores, as well as on Amazon and its own website, all for an affordable $99………


- Don’t sweat the small stuff…and next to 6-foot-6, 265-pound New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, it’s all small stuff. The man known simply as Gronk has taken plenty of criticism this offseason simply for being himself. After breaking his arm in a game against the Indianapolis Colts on Nov. 18, missing five games, returning for the regular-season finale and breaking the arm again early in the first quarter of the Patriots' divisional-round loss to the Baltimore Ravens, he entered the offseason with his arm in a cast. He then showed up on TMZ.com in a grainy video from a Las Vegas nightclub in February, dancing on stage and executing a wrestling move on a friend – all while shirtless, of course. The video led to criticism from fans, media members and former players, all of whom grouped around the same basic idea: Gronk needed to grow up and stop acting like a glorified frat boy. Rather than get hooked by the haters, Gronk chose to lay low and say very little about the incident or about any conversations between himself and the team about it. He finally addressed it in an interview Wednesday morning, insisting he would never do something he thought would put his health at risk. "They're my fans," he said. "They're looking out for and they're big fans of the Patriots and they just want to see the team do well. I totally understand where the fans are coming [from], where they don't want [me] to put myself in jeopardy of getting hurt. I totally understand that. I would never do that, put myself in jeopardy.” In other words, fans pay my salary and like me, they love to get drunk and act like idiots, so I don’t mind them worrying about me because their opinion doesn’t really matter at the end of the day. When asked about whether the team has spoken to him about the incident, Gronk read straight from the official Patriots playbook for dealing with potential controversies. "Whatever I talk to [with] the Patriots, we stay confidential. We really don't give anything out," Gronk said. "Basically, just coming from myself, [I] just have to watch out who's out there, who's watching and everything, and basically just keep doing what I've been doing since Day 1. That's what got me here this far." Of course, if he really felt bad about the Vegas incident, he probably would not have shown up shortly thereafter posing in a "Sorry For Partying" T-shirt………


- Ripping stories from the headlines and turning them into another formulaic, predictable episode of one of the longest-running TV franchises around is a staple of “Law & Order” and its spin-offs. The show has already done an episode, “Funny Valentine,” on domestic abuse, almost certainly be based on the troubled relationship of singers Chris Brown and Rihanna.  Another episode, “Excalibur,” a governor apparently based on former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is involved in an upscale prostitution ring. Oh, and there was “Scorched Earth,” an episode in which a maid claims a foreign prime minister candidate (presumably Dominqiue Strauss Kahn) raped her in a hotel room. So who’s the next target for the scribes of “Law & Order: SVU” and how can they possibly top that trio? That target would be failed Republican Senate candidate Todd Akin, best known as the idiot who cost himself a shot at the Senate by suggesting that a woman’s body has ways of shutting down its reproductive system and preventing pregnancy in the event of a “legitimate rape.” Aiken lost to Sen. Claire McCaskill and became a national punch line for his remarks, both in his native Missouri and beyond. Now, the case has inspired a “Law & Order: SVU” episode titled “Legitimate Rape.” A promo for the show begins with the words “ripped from the headlines, words that set off a national controversy” and goes on to show a man in a suit and tie appearing in court declaring, “It’s nearly impossible for a victim of legitimate rape to become pregnant.” McCaskill responded to the “Law & Order” episode, tweeting “now this is surreal.” Of course, all “Law & Order” episodes begin with the tongue-in-cheek disclaimer that their stories are fictional and do not depict any real person or event……


- West Springfield (Mass.) Mayor Greg Neffinger is an effing genius. Neffinger is two steps ahead of a problem that has vexed humanity for as long as the family pet has existed and he has designs on remedying a blatant and unfair double standard that has existed for far too long. Neffiner, the mayor of a city 28,391, isn’t using his city’s small-town status to excuse the continued overlooking of the daily hazards posed by a truly contemptible group: cats. The mayor recently sent a letter to Town Council President Kathy Bourque asking the council to consider a statute that would force lazy cat owners to finally accept responsibility for outdoor cats. The proposed ordinance would require cats to be on a leash in public spaces and require cat owners to clean up cat poop, two areas where cats have been allowed to skate in communities across America for years. Bourque, who could just be Crazy Cat Lady based on her response to the idea, argues that the ordinance would be hard to enforce and may not be realistic. She is choosing to ignore the fact that West Springfield already has a similar law for dogs and the fact that the town's health director did ask the council to approve some language so complaints can be enforced to some degree. Forcing cat owners to leash their aloof, trouble-causing felines and pick up after them if they take a dump on the sidewalk only seems fair. Just imagine how much of a wonderfully hilarious strain such a law would place on all of the Crazy Cat Ladies out there whose homes are overrun by hundreds of cats and who cannot possibly keep all of those cats inside all of the time. Hopefully, Mayor Neffinger sets an example that mayors and city councils across the United States follow because if Michael Bloomberg can go nanny state on Manhattan’s six million residents, then anything is possible………

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