Sunday, February 24, 2013

Giant goldfish, picky Colombians and movie news


- Since when is being confused with a prestigious Ivy League university NOT a compliment? When you’re a South American nation best known for giving cocaine one of its best nicknames (Colombian nose candy), that’s when. Yes, the people of Colombia are sick and tired of people misspelling their name with a “u” and thereby disrespecting them in an incredibly offensive way. Being lumped in with Columbia University, Hollywood’s Columbia Pictures, Columbia sportswear, Columbia, South Carolina and other notable Columbias is somehow a major slight for Colombians and they have launched an international campaign to remedy the problem. “We saw this common error and realized it was a platform to start updating the world’s vision of what is happening in our country,” says Emilio Pombo, one of four founders of the “It’s Colombia, NOT Columbia” social media campaign. Since its launch on Feb. 8, “It’s Colombia, NOT Columbia” has reached people in more than 50 countries and received nearly 7,000 likes on Facebook. “We currently have great things happening. Colombia is becoming a destination and getting on the world stage. We want to spotlight that and it all starts with people spelling our country’s name right.” Never mind the fact that others spelling your nation’s name correctly is most definitely not the starting point for anything other than certifying your status as the tool who corrects other people for their grammar, spelling and punctuation, because what really matters here is that Pombo, Rodrigo Salazar, Tatiana González and Carlos Pardo have created the “It’s Colombia, NOT Columbia” campaign and they’re kicking it up a notch. They have been invited to participate in this month’s New York Social Media Week after also taking part in last September’s Bogotá Social Media Week. “Colombia today is attracting international investment to our infrastructure,” Pombo added. “We’ve had big acts like Lady Gaga, Paul McCartney and Madonna come to our country recently… something that ten, even five years ago, no one would have ever thought of.” If having a pop hack such as Lady Gaga visit one’s nation is truly progress, then maybe backwards is the way the world should go and perhaps a reputation as the base for the international drug trade and the scene of an ongoing battle between the Colombian government and that country’s largest terrorist organization, the FARC, isn’t such a bad thing……….


- Goldfish: Cute, short-living pet you win for the ring toss at the county fair or menace of the open seas? Before answering that question, listen to the tale of the whopper of a goldfish recently found in the depths of Lake Tahoe. Researchers were trawling the lake, searching for invasive fish species when they stumbled across a goldfish that was nearly 1.5 feet long and 4.2 pounds. "During these surveys, we've found a nice corner where there's about 15 other goldfish,” said environmental scientist Sudeep Chandra of the University of Nevada, Reno. "It's an indication that they were schooling and spawning." Chandra and his team believe the fish were dumped there by aquarium owners and they’re concerned the goldfish could interfere with Lake Tahoe's ecosystem. Goldfish are just one of several species of invasive warm-water fishes in Lake Tahoe and they are making life very difficult for native species. Goldfish and their lake-crashing friends also cause problems because they excrete nutrients that cause algal blooms, which threaten to muddy Tahoe's clear waters. The story seems bizarre because typically, goldfish die within days and end up getting flushed down so many toilets in so many homes across America. Why would anyone feel the need to drive to a massive lake and dump them in order to get ride of them? The exact number of people dumping their aquarium contents into outdoor bodies of water isn’t known, but scientists are sure the practice is occurring because these species could not have ended up in these waters naturally. Studies have shown that at least 102 species arrive at ports in San Francisco and Los Angeles alone, and that’s just two ecosystems. All of this is something to consider before toting that goldfish home from the Paducah County Fair and allowing little Timmy to get too attached to it………


- Oscar weekend did not bring any sort of Oscar bump for box office earnings. Last weekend’s top film tumbled to fifth place in its second week of release, no movie made more than $14 million and the race to the top of the earnings list was more of a crawl. The uninspiring “Identity Thief” reclaimed the top spot after dropping to second last weekend, making $14 million to up its three-week domestic total to $94 million. Newcomer “Snitch” snagged second place with $13 million for a so-so debut, followed by the animated children’s movie “Escape From Planet Earth” in third with $11 million for a two-week tally of $35.1 million. The overly cheesy chick flick known as “Safe Haven” was fourth for the weekend and added $10.6 million to its cumulative domestic bank roll for a running total of $48.1 million. The nostalgic power of John McClane returning to theaters lasted for all of one weekend as “A Good Day to Die Hard” tumbled to fifth and saw its earnings dip 60 percent en route to a $10 million effort that left it with a two-week earnings total of $51.8 million. “Dark Skies” scored sixth place in its debut and made $8.9 million in a mediocre start to its run in theaters. “Silver Linings Playbook” remarkably remained in the top 10 in its 15th week, banking $6 million to up its total take to $107.5 million and counting. “Warm Bodies” ranked eighth with $4.8 million and has made $58.2 million thus far, while “Side Effects” fell to ninth in its third weekend and brought in $3.6 million for an overall tally of $25.2 million. “Beautiful Creatures” rounded out the top 10 with $3.4 million, while “Zero Dark Thirty” (No. 11) and “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” (No. 13) both dropped off the list from last weekend………


- And that is reason No. 4,766 you rarely store your unused ammunition in the same place you bake your double-fudge chocolate chip brownies. St. Petersburg, Fla. resident Aalaya Walker learned that lesson in a painful way when she was visiting a friend and the two of them decided they wanted some late-night waffles. Apparently sans a waffle maker or a box of waffles and a toaster, they began preheating the oven. That shouldn’t have been an issue, but Walker’s friend J.J. Sandy had decided to store a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. Anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of chemistry and physics knows exactly what happened next: Once the oven reached a suitable temperature, the bullets began flying and Walker was shot by the appliance. The magazine exploded about 9 p.m., sending casing fragments flying in all directions, striking Walker in the leg and chest. She was able to remove some of the fragments from her leg and abdomen, then had to take a bus to the hospital to receive treatment for her wounds. She was treated and released and because all shootings – even ones carried out by home appliances – must be reported to police once the victims seek treatment at a hospital, police questioned Sandy and he informed them that he had stored the gun in a drawer but had stored the magazine in the oven. At the time of the attempted waffle-making, there were four rounds in the 13-capacity magazine, he said. If Sandy knew much about the gun he apparently owns legally and has a proper concealed weapons permit for, he would probably know that the .45-caliber bullets commonly used in Glocks can explode at temperatures as low as 280 degrees or lower, if they are exposed to heat for a long time. Not having a working temperature gauge on the oven would theoretically be another reason not to store live rounds there, but the good news is that everyone is more knowledgeable about a very important subject and a few flesh wounds are the only suffering involved in learning that vital lesson……..


- Do NOT panic, New York Mets fans. Just because your favorite team hasn’t finished fewer than 18 games out of first place since 2008, once again overhauled its roster this offseason and the former ace of its starting staff just had his first Grapefruit League appearance of the spring pushed back by as much as two weeks as he attempts to return from his season-ending stint on the disabled list last season with lower-back inflammation is no reason to overreact. Oh, and while Johan Santana underwent shoulder surgery to repair a torn anterior capsule at the end of the 2010 season and missed the following year, his not having finished a season healthy and on the active roster is likewise no reason to be worried – just ask general manager Sandy Alderson. Alderson made it clear that although Santana's first spring training start has been pushed back by as much as two weeks, that doesn’t mean he is injured. The 33-year-old left-hander was originally scheduled to make his first spring training appearance March 2, but that has been revised to the March 10-15 range. "There's no structural issue," Alderson said. "It's just a matter of building up strength. So he'll be long-tossing before he gets back on the mound. We expect that his schedule will have been delayed somewhat.” Oh, sure thing. A pitcher whose shoulder, arm and back appear to be breaking down on an annual basis reducing his throwing before the season even starts and then having his spring debut pushed back by two weeks is never an indicator of something more serious. "I haven't gotten on the mound for a while, so it takes time to get everything adjusted again and to get in that pitching mode again," Santana said. "It takes time. That's what we're doing. It's not a setback at all." Manager Terry Collins has designated Santana as his Opening Day starter, assuming he’s healthy and able to pitch by then. The Mets’ new plan calls for Santana to gradually build his arm strength and get back on the mound only when ready. After letting everyone know that Santana is definitely NOT injured, Alderson admitted he could not rule out the possibility of the man scheduled to make  $25.5 million in the final guaranteed season of a six-year deal opening the season on the disabled list. "Right now, we don't think so, but it's obviously a possibility," Alderson said. Glad we were able to clear that up……..

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