- Count Google in on the digital music revolution. This week, the popular search engine announced its plans to launch a music service. Not much is known about the service at this point, not even the name. "Google Music," "Google Audio," or "One Box” are all possible names, but the official moniker won't be announced until Wednesday. We do know that Google’s music enterprise will link out to two music services: Lala and iLike. Google will not technically be a music retailer itself, but will offer enhanced music search with a streaming. When you search for an artist or song, the new service will bring up a box with a streaming link randomly assigned to stream songs from either Lala or iLike. The official announcement of this new musical conglomerate will take place next Wednesday at Capital Records Music in Hollywood, California, with musical guests OneRepublic plus members of Linkin Park and Dead by Sunrise. Two out of three of those artists absolutely suck, so Google’s new “Whaever It’s Called” music service isn't off to a good start there.
- The Manhattan district attorney's office is really racking up the celebrity convictions on criminal possession of a weapon charges these days. They’ve already nailed former New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress for toting an unlicensed gun into a Manhattan nightclub and shooting himself in the leg and now the DA’s office has rapper Lil Wayne in its sights. Lil Wayne, whose real name is Dwayne Carter, pleaded guilty Thursday to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He is expected to receive a one-year jail sentence when he returns to court for sentencing in February. Had he not plead guilty now, his trial would have begun in January. Carter was indicted back in February 2008 (once again, the swiftness and expediency of the U.S. legal system at its finest) and he pleaded not guilty to a charge of criminal possession of a weapon. His high-priced attorneys went to work, got the charges reduced and thus the guilty plea to those reduced charges. The actual arrest occurred in July 2007, when Carter and another man were smoking the hippie lettuce on a street and the officers found a .40-caliber pistol in Carter's possession. Being as he was (allegedly) baked out of his mind, I’m guessing he wasn’t able to put up much of a front when the cops began questioning him. But being a rapper and having more tattoos than just about anyone in the industry, I’m guessing that a year in prison (possibly less with good behavior) will only boost Carter’s street cred and make him that much more popular when he gets out. And who knows, perhaps a year in the clink will give him plenty of ammo with which to craft another of his mediocre hip-hop beats. I can’t say that for certain, but I am sure of that fact that if you are a celebrity in any industry and you are going to be in the New York area, you’re going to want to leave your illegal firearms at home or you too will be heading to the pokey just like Messrs Burress and Carter………
- When adding profanity to your college’s fight song is considered an upgrade, I’m not sure that says anything good about you. This is the dilemma faced by the University of Mississippi, which has shortened one of its fight songs to discourage football fans from chanting "the South will rise again" during part of the song. In its place, the Ole Miss student government passed a resolution suggesting the chant be replaced by the phrase, "To hell with LSU." Solid move, one and all. But who isn't down with a chant that evokes memories of your state and region’s intolerant, embarrassing past of slavery, segregation and bigotry? The song in question, "From Dixie With Love," (and what’s not loving about a South that persecuted blacks and treated them like second-class citizens?) is played by the Ole Miss band before and after football games. Even after the school made a point of asking fans not to chant the offensive phrase at the end of the song, some fans of clung to their inner racist and continued to do so. Dan Jones, the Ole Miss chancellor, asked the school's band director, David Wilson, to modify the song to support the efforts of the Associated Student Body because he has received dozens of complaints from fans who feel the chant is offensive. "The fact is, the phrase 'The South Will Rise Again' is not part of our tradition or spirit, and it is inconsistent with the university's values and what Ole Miss stands for -- a great public university with a focus on the future," Jones said. But even with the modified version of the song, which ends abruptly before the chanting phase starts, some ignorant, racist fans in the crowd still broke out the chant when the song was played at Ole Miss's homecoming game against the University of Alabama. Representing those ignoramuses is Brian Ferguson, head of the Colonel Reb Foundation, an organization that works to preserve traditions at Ole Miss.
- Surprise, surprise. Microsoft has barely launched the latest version of its crap-tacular operating system and already we have a problem. In a shameless attempt to boost sales of Windows 7, Microsoft offered the electronic version of Windows 7 Home Edition to college students for $29. That’s still overpriced by about $141, but in spite of that, there are still a lot of stupid college students out there and so many of them jumped at the offer. However, when the stupid students bought their copy of the OS and attempted to install it, they ran into a serious issue. Turns out that the $29 electronic version of Windows 7 Home Edition sold for Microsoft through Digital River doesn't seem to install properly on some 32-bit Vista machines. In a mistake that you just had to expect from Microsoft, the download files weren't properly packaged and when some users tried to "unload the box" they got an error that read: "We are unable to create or save new files in the folder in which this application was downloaded." It took all of three hours after Windows 7’s release for a discussion thread about the problem to pop up on Microsoft Answers' Windows 7 install forum. By Saturday morning it had generated more than 500 replies and been read nearly 44,000 times. Faced with yet another f’up in its never-ending history of them, Microsoft owned up to the problem Thursday evening and by Friday was offering refunds. Quite a product you have there, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer. Your “great new OS” is so bad and fault-riddled that you are forced to offer people their money back or else subject them to a five-step Download Squad workaround that is more complicated and convoluted than the operations manual for a NASA space shuttle. If only someone could have predicted these problems with Windows 7 and advised people to avoid it like the plague…..oh wait, that’s exactly what I’ve been doing. Guess it just goes to show that listening to me is always a good move for you…………
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