Saturday, November 28, 2015

Letters for possible prostitution solicitors, fighting groping at concerts and Blaine Gabbert gets ignore


- The San Francisco 49ers’ season has officially reached DGRA status. That’s Don’t Give A Rat’s Ass for the uninitiated and it’s the perfect way to describe a scenario in which an NFL starting quarterback has a weekly press conference before a game that will be watched by millions of people around the world and no one - not a staffer, not a media member and not a family member - bothers to show up to ask questions or hear what said NFL signal caller has to say. It was Wednesday when Gabbert rolled into his regular media gathering only to find that no one had actually done the whole gathering part of the equation. Gabbert lingered and waited for someone to show up, but sadly, no one did. He largely took the disappointing turnout in stride, even taking a seat in the front row of the audience as if he was going to ask a question of himself and then sprint up to the podium to give a thoughtful answer to his own query. It’s been that sort of season for the 49ers, who enter the weekend 3-7 and in last place in the NFC West. They’re 1-1 with Gabbert as the starter since he took over for the ineffective and now injured-and-out-for-the-year Colin Kaepernick, with the well-traveled veteran out of the University of Missouri going 37 of 59 for 449 yards with three touchdowns and two interceptions. On Sunday, San Francisco will get b*tch-slapped by the division-leading Arizona Cardinals and at least Cardinals defensive back Tyrann Mathieu was complimentary of Gabbert during his media conference call, one for which actual people showed up and asked questions. The good news for Gabbert and his team is that they have but six games left to toil in the face of anonymity and indifference……..


- Where is number two in North Korea? Yes, crap abounds in the communist hell hole where forced labor camps enslave thousands while the government denies the camps’ existence and hollow threats of unleashing hell on all who oppose its evil ways are thrown around like free buffet tickets to high rollers in Las Vegas, but the question in this case pertains to dictator Kim Jong Un’s second in command, Choe Ryong Hae. The diminutive despot is believed to have banished his presumed number two from Pyongyang for "re-education," although the reasons for the alleged exile are unclear. South Korea's National Intelligence Service informed its parliament during a briefing this week that they believed Choe was sent to a farm in the North Korean countryside in early November, possibly due to differences of opinion with Kim because of the poor quality of construction of the Baekdusan Power Plant, said to be part of Choe's sphere of influence. Most don’t believe the banishment is deadly serious, mostly because if the problem were truly severe, Choe would have been killed rather than sent to a farm upstate. North Korea has used re-education for less serious crimes since the late 1950s and while that sounds über-creepy and Stepford-ish, having a communist regime attempt to brainwash or coerce you is generally preferable to having them gun you down using a firing squad. Typically, if the punished person goes along with their excommunication and continues to proclaim loyalty to the government and the world's greatest leader, they get to return to society much like Kim's uncle, Jang Song Taek, who fell from grace a number of times before being re-instated. Choe is relatively powerful, as he is North Korea's point person on China and even made a surprise visit to South Korea last October. Whether he will live to see another trip to Seoul remains to be seen……….


- The movement to allow women and girls to attend shows without having some drunken, lecherous ass hat cop a feel in the middle of the mosh pit is gaining steam. The Girls Against campaign was launched by five teenagers in attempt to raise awareness of and to stop harassment of women and girls at live shows and this worthwhile movement added British rockers Slaves to its cause this week. The duo posted a statement on their Facebook page in which they pointed out something that should already have been painfully obvious to everyone with either a soul or an IQ above that of a wooden plank. "Putting your hands all over any woman without her permission is not on at any sort of concert." Now, the band have spoken about the issue, saying: "You're not welcome at our shows if you're one of these blokes," Isaac Holman wrote in the post. "Have you not had a mother or a sister? What are you doing? It's not acceptable and I just think it's important there's an awareness around it. Our security are getting briefed about it now before our shows. When a girl is trying to say something to a security man he might not be taking it too seriously. It might fall on deaf ears so we thought by having a female member of security in the pit as well it would make the girls feel a bit more safe." A recent groping incident at a concert in Cardiff, Wales is the latest to draw attention to the issue, which can be tough to address for the simple fact that when you have thousands of people packed into any venue, especially an outdoor festival, it is nearly impossible to see what’s going on below eye level in a mass of humanity. Having people willing to speak up and stand up if they see a female being accosted will definitely help, but the question is how much…….


- What is an appropriate level of violation of the privacy of sleazebags who frequent practitioners of the world’s oldest profession? That’s the question being raised by a Los Angeles City Hall proposal to send "john letters" to the owners of cars seen in areas known for prostitution. The city council voted to have the city attorney's office analyze the proposal to use license numbers to determine who owns the vehicles, which is the first step in what will undoubtedly be an unnecessarily long and complicated bureaucratic process that reaches no actual conclusion but wastes lots of money doing so. In theory, the letters would discourage those who were soliciting prostitutes from returning to the area while posing no harm to those who were there for legitimate reasons, according to Councilwoman Nury Martinez. "If you aren't soliciting, you have no reason to worry about finding one of these letters in your mailbox," Martinez said. However, the measure has already drawn sharp criticism from the nonprofit Electronic Frontier Foundation, a California civil liberties group which argues that the collection of license plate data is a major privacy violation. The San Francisco-based foundation has an ongoing lawsuit against the Los Angeles Police Department and the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in an effort to stop the proposal from moving forward. "What happens if you have legitimate reason to be in a neighborhood?" asked Dave Mass, an investigative researcher with EFF. Other cities have tried a similar approach, while a few encourage locals to record the license plate numbers of cars they suspect of being involved in suspicious activity. But hey, a cordial letter from city hall that makes it clear that police do not assume the owner of the vehicle was the person driving it could in no way cause major and wholly unjust problems for many men who simply have the misfortune of hitting up a convenience store for a gallon of milk when said store happens to be near a street corner where skanks in fishnet stockings and corsets are plying their trade……..

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