Sunday, November 29, 2015

76ers street fights, Waffle House smoking murders and Riot Watch! Kosovo


- As always, at least when a person is dead at a Waffle House at 1:11 a.m. on a weekday morning, there’s a good reason. In this case, the reason is that an employee making less than minimum wage plus tips had the gall to inform a fat, IQ-deprived, tobacco-addicted customer that he couldn’t burn his lung darts inside the eatery. Johnny Max Mount - actual name, amazingly - is the tool at the center of this tragedy. He’s the Mississippi Waffle House customer who shot and killed an employee early in the morning because she rolled up on him and told him to stop lighting up cancer sticks. According to police, Mount argued with that employee after being told that he couldn’t smoke and proving why it might be time to drop a concealed carry ban on all low-end, 24/7 breakfast eateries, Mount didn’t respond well.  "He pulled out a handgun and shot her in the head," Biloxi police Sgt. Donnie Dobbs said. The victim died on the way to the hospital and by the time police arrived, Mount was outside the restaurant and surrendered without incident. He now faces a charge of first-degree murder and is being held on $2 million bond at the Harrison County Adult Detention Center, while the  victim's name has not been released as authorities try to locate her next of kin. Mount resided in Biloxi but clearly will be calling a state correctional facility home for a long time in the future. The best part of this is that the Waffle House restaurant in Biloxi has a nonsmoking policy, so it’s not as if Mount didn’t know going in that he couldn’t smoke or that the waitress was being a battle axe trying to enforce some unwritten rule on him. But smoking isn't addictive and you can quit any time you want, right smokers……..


- Philadelphia 76ers rookie Jahlil Okafor needs to realize the parameters of the situation in which he finds himself. He’s the top draft pick and best player for a team that is 0-17 and has lost 26 straight games dating to last season, in the process becoming the first team in NBA history to start 0-16 in consecutive seasons. The perpetual tanking strategy should theoretically be designed to net score of high draft picks to help revive a moribund franchise, but several years of this non-strategy strategy have produced no tangible evidence of progress or success. When that’s your reality, you have to expect that there will be trolls and haters most any public place you go, looking to talk junk and bait you into doing or saying something regrettable if only because they can. Okafor has to know he cannot react to any of these ass hats or give them what they want because even if he’s totally justified in his response, it’s going to look bad for him. As exhibit A, look at what went down this week following a come-from-ahead road loss to Boston. After the game, Okafor and some of his crew rolled out for a night on the town and it didn’t go well. According to sources close to the situation, a man rolled up on Okafor’s group and told the rookie center that his team sucks and would “never win a game.” Video soon emerged online in which a man identified as Okafor first traded verbal barbs with the heckler and then exchanged fists to the face, with the footage later showing Okafor seeking to cave in his adversary’s face. Heckling a guy who goes 6-foot-11, 270 pounds is rarely a good idea and although the heckler can revel in his 15 minutes of ignominy, it’s hard to feel bad for this tool. As for Okafor, he’s averaging a team-high 18.4 points with 8.1 rebounds per game and making a sh*t ton of money to lose every game, so you can’t really feel bad for him either…………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The rage is real in Kosovo, where tens of thousands of Kosovo opposition supporters have held a protest against recent agreements with Serbia and Montenegro. Sadly, the uprising was a peaceful one, not what everyone was expecting - or hoping for - in the aftermath of a recent disruption of parliament. According to organizers of Saturday's rally, on the national Independence Day, there were some 35,000 participants at the Zahir Pajaziti Square downtown Pristina and it was a noteworthy day in at least one respect because in spite of a police arrest warrant out for him, Abin Kurti, a leader of the opposition Self-Determination Movement, spoke against the government's deals. There was a disappointing lack of confrontation during the gather, but one opposition lawmaker has been arrested and three others, including Kurti, are wanted by police over the disruption of the Parliament work during the last three months with tear gas, pepper spray, whistles and water bottles. Could nobody mix up a satisfactory Molotov cocktail for the day? Not a single tire fire or empty liquor bottle to throw? These opposition members are demanding that the government renounce a deal with Serbia giving more powers to ethnic-Serb communities in Kosovo and another with Montenegro on border demarcation, something the government has shown an unwillingness to do thus far. But hell, getting together in the town square, holding hands and saying things in a serious tone of voice rather than taking real action should change all of that in no time………


- Noel Gallagher can see the future and it’s not a positive forecast for hipsters with shelves full of vinyl albums from obscure indie rock bands that are used to impress fellow hipsters at their hipster parties. Gallagher, whose feud with brother and former bandmate Liam Gallagher has finally faded a bit and who now fronts Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, doesn’t buy into the recent resurgence in vinyl's popularity and recently prognosticated that the revival will come to an end by 2020. Vinyl sales in the United States and United Kingdom have been up for some time and in January, vinyl sales in the U.K. topped 1.3 million for the first time since 1995. Gallagher’s new band’s most recent album, “Chasing Yesterday,” has been named the best-selling vinyl album of 2015 so far in Britain and yet, he’s nonplussed. "Yeah I know, unbelievable isn't it? For the people who still want to buy and own music, for me to be sat at the top of that list really is great,” Gallagher said. “Until you look at how many people are actually buying it and it's like a thousand albums! Fucking hell, I've probably got more than a thousand sat in my office right now. But it's the streaming thing, there will be no record sales by the end of the decade, I think." He then flew in the face of “true” music fans who prefer old-school methods by admitting that  he downloads music rather than buying albums from a record shop. His reasoning is that he doesn’t want his visits to the record store to turn into a messy autograph session because he’s famous and clearly awesome. But vinyl has shown persistence so far, so don’t count it out……….

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