Tuesday, December 17, 2013

War on cleaning products, lynchings as art and three "Avatar" sequels on the way


- Who hasn’t had this happen to them: You’re a middle-aged German couple who organizes hundreds of wild sex parties and next thing you know, the police are knocking down your door and accusing you of owing $1.4 million in back taxes. Such is the tale of a couple currently being investigated by police after they were caught with three male customers in a Frankfurt hotel during a raid last week by a special unit of the city council's "Ordnungsamt," or regulatory agency. The 51-year old man and his 49-year old wife are accused of making a crap load of euros off their sex parties and conveniently forgetting to pay taxes on their income. “The officers found laptops in the room, which indicated that this was not the first time that the couple had organized such events,” said Ordnungsamt spokesman Michael Jenisch. "Grapes and chocolates were draped on the bedside table, while the wife was laying in the sheets eagerly awaiting the guests.” The setup for the parties was an "untaxed" entry fee of 180 euro (approximately $250) per customer, with the parties advertised online in all of the usual places deviant freaks go when they’re looking for their next fetish fix. Frankfurt City Police spokesman Ralph Rohr explained that the couple now faces a legal investigation for tax evasion of nearly 1 million euro thanks to evidence pointing to their organization of more than 450 group sex parties since 2005. Amazingly enough, the officers involved in the raid seized plenty of evidence and questioned participants, yet arrested no one. Yes, Germany does have more relaxed prostitution laws than the U.S., permitting it in some restricted areas, but the hotel in question doesn’t happen to be one of those areas. “The hotel director was not amused, when he heard what was going on behind closed doors at his facility,” Jenisch said. Sounds like someone needs a warm, stout German beer……..


- Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant needs to remember one lesson among the many he should have learned during Sunday’s 37-36, come-from-ahead-to-choke loss to the Green Bay Packers: You cannot, barring the death of a loved one or family member or receiving life-altering medical news while on the job, cry at work. Not wanting to allow the world to see him (allegedly) cry as the clock ran out in Sunday's loss is the reason Bryant offered up Monday for leaving the bench area with 1:21 remaining as the Green Bay Packers were taking a knee to end the game. The miracle comeback that saw the Packers rally from a 26-3 halftime deficit was simply too much for Bryant to take and so he bolted from the field and sobbed it out in the comfort of the cushy home locker room. But hey, at least he owned it completely and didn’t try to make lame excuses for his actions. "I was wrong," Bryant said. “"It didn't have anything to do with my teammates. I just ... I couldn't watch Green Bay kneel the ball down on the field after a tough loss like that. I was very emotional. I cried when I got into the locker room. I didn't want to show that stuff on the sideline." Really? You’re the only guy on that Dallas sideline upset by blowing a game you badly needed to keep your playoff hopes viable? Odds are other Cowboys felt that way, but they were all able to compose themselves enough to stay for the end of the game. Hell, hundreds of players watch their opponents kneel down to end the game every week and they don’t run down the tunnel to escape. Cowboys coach – for the next two weeks anyhow – Jason Garrett promised to speak with Bryant about the situation. "We'll address that with Dez today," Garrett said. “I understand why to a certain extent: They're kneeling the ball, the game essentially is over. He's an emotional guy; we're all very emotional about what we do. But he needs to stay out on the field, and I'll address that with him today. The address should be short, sweet and consist of five words: Stay on the damn field……..


- Put down the Purell and back away from the antibacterial hand washes, germophobes. That alcohol-laced cleansing crap you douse your hands with all winter long in the hopes of warding off all illnesses may be more worthless than you know. Antibacterial soaps have gained “widespread consumer use,” but there is little data showing added health benefits, the Food and Drug Administration said. Oh, and the common active ingredient in such products, triclosan or triclocarban, may be linked to hormone imbalances and antibiotic resistance, the FDA said. That is a boatload of good news about products that comprise a large chunk of the $900 million in liquid soaps sold each year. If the FDA has its way, that could soon change. Proposed new safety standards would affect as many as 2,000 soap products and while many companies have already started phasing out triclosan, including Johnson & Johnson and Lysol-maker Reckitt Benckiser Group Plc., a some still use the ingredient. On the positive side for the germ-paranoid set, hand sanitizers such as Purell would not be included in the new law, as would be mouthwash, cosmetics and cleaners. Consumer safety advocates believe the FDA needs to step back and conduct a more thorough evaluation, then inform consumers about whether these products actually do what they are advertised to do. Ironically, chemicals such as triclosan were never intended for mass consumer use. It began as a surgical scrub in the 1970s before it was gradually included t as an ingredient in everyday household products, from soap to toothpaste to germ-resistant sponges. The FDA has thrown the doors open for a six-month public comment period, followed by an additional 60-day rebuttal period, with the standards taking effect one year after the rule is made final. If the ruling is as severe as expected, it could well mean war with the mop-wielding maniacs at the American Cleaning Institute, which cited two dozen studies that it said have shown the benefits of using antibacterial soap. “We are perplexed that the agency would suggest there is no evidence that antibacterial soaps are beneficial as industry has long provided data and information about the safety and efficacy,” the Washington-based lobbying group for the cleaning industry said. Johnson & Johnson maintains that none of its baby-care products contain triclosan and has said on numerous occasions that it plans to eliminate the ingredient from adult items by 2015, Cincinnati-based Procter & Gamble Co. the world’s largest consumer-products maker, also claims it will remove the substance by next year. Way to clean up your cleaning act, guys………


- Art is am amorphous blob designed to fill many varying purposes in society. It can provoke, inspire, challenge or infuriate. In a sense, Sacramento State University art student Christina Edwards – a senior at the university – used a recent class project to do all of the above and then some. Her art, displayed on campus earlier this month, went outside the studio in an in-your-face way, with two males dangling from a tree with nooses around their necks, portraying a time that many African Americans wish they could forget. Lynchings and lynch mobs are one of the ugliest times in the history of any society, yet Edwards was willfully throwing that era in the faces of her fellow students, staff and administrators. The images quickly spread via social media and created exactly the controversy Edwards was seeking. “The purpose of this performance was to bring to light social injustices and the issue of inequality that impacts me and my community as a whole,” Edwards said. Aside from her butchered grammar – she is an art student and not an English major – her concept is brilliant in theory. She identified a time in history that is ugly, revolting and regrettable and to depict it by using race reversal in an effort to bring the reality to light in a new way. Oddly enough, the always open-minded folks in suits who run the university disagreed and university president Alexander Gonzalez released a statement that read in part: “The university did not approve the display, and I want to assure everyone that I am working to address the multiple issues raised by this incident.” Great art – or even mediocre art – is rarely understood or appreciated in its time………


- Sequels are the way Hollywood works these days and announcing them in bunches is even better. James Cameron knows this and it’s why the acclaimed director of such bloated blockbusters as “Titanic” and “Terminator” has announced plans to shoot all three of his scheduled “Avatar” sequels in New Zealand. Much like Gore Verbisnski did with his “Pirates of the Caribbean” sequels, Cameron could shoot all three of the follow-up films to his hugely successful sci-fi blockbuster in a single calendar year. The trio of sequels, which will likely gross several billion dollars combined, could be filmed within nine months. Picking New Zealand as the location for the films was predictably well-received by the Kiwis, who know what sort of boost the projects will provide for their economy. "The Avatar sequels will provide hundreds of jobs and thousands of hours of work directly in the screen sector as well as jobs right across the economy,” Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce said. Sam Worthington, who starred as Jake Sully in the original film in the franchise, recently revealed that production on “Avatar 2” will begin in October 2014. That film is scheduled for release in December 2016 with the third and fourth films set to follow in 2017 and 2018. By the time the fourth (and presumably final) movie drops, it will mark a full decade for the franchise, which began in 2009. The original “Avatar”  broke all sorts of records when it dropped, finishing as the highest-grossing movie of all-time, a title it still holds, with worldwide box office takings exceeding $2.7 billion. Worthington’s co-stars Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver are expected to return for the sequels and the Gover-nator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will reportedly join the crew as an evil human general…….

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