Thursday, December 26, 2013

McDonald's McIssues, honor amongst jailbreakers and David Simon's Pogues musical


- Mixed martial arts is one sport where performance-enhancing drugs would seem to be most advantageous. Five rounds (or less) or trying to brutalize another human being into submission lends itself to the many benefits of PEDs and perhaps that’s why UFC heavyweight Antonio Silva tested positive and was suspended for failing a post-fight drug test following his wild five-round draw with Mark Hunt on Dec. 7. UFC officials also stripped Silva of a $50,000 bonus and in a statement, the company said all fighters on the card in Brisbane, Australia, were tested by an independent third-party laboratory and all but Silva passed. "Although Silva is on a medically approved regimen of Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT), and had been in compliance with therapeutic guidelines on all pre-fight tests performed prior to the event, the results of his test on the day of the event indicated a level of testosterone outside of [the] allowable limit," the statement said. Because of the positive test, the Brazilian star will have a no contest result on his record instead of a draw and Hunt will get Silva’s portion of the bonus money for the night. In response to his suspension, Silva said on his Facebook page that UFC approved his use of TRT under the care of Dr. Marcio Tannure, medical director of the Brazilian MMA Athletic Commission and UFC in Brazil. He added that he underwent exams two weeks prior to the fight and "my testosterone level continued to be low, so I was recommended by the doctor to increase the dosage." Silva argued that because he followed his doctor’s instructions, he felt that he had done nothing wrong and insisted he wasn’t trying to gain an unfair edge. It is the second time Silva has tested positive for a banned substance. He tested positive for Boldenone after a bout in 2008 and while he does suffer from the pituitary gland condition acromegaly, now might be a solid time to have an in-depth chat with the doctor about treating it in ways that don’t run afoul of the UFC rule book……..


- If an aborted first day is any indication of what lies ahead in the first day of former Pakistani military ruler Pervez Musharraf, it is officially time to buckle in…and put on your Kevlar vest and helmet. What was supposed to be the first day of Musharraf’s high treason trial was a nonstarter as the embattled former leader did not show up in court because of a bomb found near his home Pakistani security official Mohammed Ali confirmed that a bomb and two pistols were found about half a mile away from the former general's residence in the Islamabad suburbs. If someone hates you enough to try to blow you up before you even go on trial in a case that could ultimately see you sentenced to death, then you truly are a hated man. Due to the bomb, the start of the trial was postponed to New Year's Day, when Musharraf is due to be formally indicted in front of the court and Justice Faisal Arab. Kicking off the trial of a man you could later sentence to dwath is a festive way to begin the new year and the death penalty will be the likely target for prosecutors, who believe Musharraf violated the constitution when he imposed emergency rule in 2007. The trial is historic as the first treason court case held in Pakistan. "Under high treason laws the court may award [Musharraf] death or 14 years’ imprisonment," chief prosecutor Akram Sheikh said. How good is it that the prosecutor is talking smack about how the court may “award death” to Musharraf? The former general faces five charges of violating the constitution in November 2007, when he suspended the constitution, introduced emergency powers and deposed more than 60 judges of the supreme and high courts. Musharraf's lawyer Anwer Mansoor is already arguing his case with the trial weeks away, slamming the proceedings as  "biased, out of jurisdiction, and illegal." An international cartel of lawyers acting from London appealed to the United Nations on Mursarraf’s behalf last week, but so far that argument has had no impact. After Musharraf was ousted, civilian government was restored in Pakistan in 2008 and the general went into self-imposed exile. He tried to return and run for office in March, but was disqualified from standing because of pending court cases……….


- An odd entertainment industry marriage of sorts is unfolding between the creator of one of the grittiest television shows in recent memory and a folk-punk band from Ireland. David Simon, creator of the former HBO crime drama “The Wire,” has reportedly written a musical based on the songs of The Pogues. The Pogues and Simon aren’t necessarily a natural match, but he has reportedly completed the first draft of his tribute to the band and begun making plans to stage the production with The Druid Theatre Company in Galway, Ireland. Simon and The Pogues guitarist Philip Chevron worked together on the project before Chevron passed away earlier this year. There is much work to be done and the production likely won't see any stage for more than a year, but it should serve as a fitting tribute to Chevron, who passed away in October after a seven-year battle with cancer. Following his death, the band’s record label released a statement saying its members were "hurt terribly" by the loss of "a remarkable and fantastically talented colleague.” Simon’s link to the band stems from the use of The Pogues’ music in several episodes of “The Wire.” Additionally, band member Spider Stacy features in Simon's New Orleans set series “Treme,” playing a street musician called James “Slim Jim” Lynch. Unlike most of Simon’s television creations, his Pogues-scored musical isn’t like to feature a lot of drug dealing, murder and other felonious activity. Then again, this is the entertainment industry and creative license can be taken with just about any part of any story……..


- Even among hackers and jailbreak enthusiasts, there is (some) honor. So says the Evasi0n group, which announced earlier this week that it was refusing to distribute TaiG, a Chinese app store released alongside an iOS 7.x jailbreak. The decision came after users reported that the app store contained hundreds of pirated apps. Evasi0n conceded that it probably should have done its homework before jumping rashly into such a partnership and said the TaiG partnership was a mistake. “We terminated our relationship with them. We are very disappointed that they have decided to put up a cracked version of the jailbreak on their site that installs Taig. We did not give them any permission or source code,” Evasi0n said in a statement. Once the user concerns were brought to its attention, Evasi0n reverse-engineered the software to assess how TaiG handled user privacy. That allowed them to find out that the software sent no private data and that the software sent unique identifiers in encrypted form. After the deal’s demise, it was reported that Evasi0n was to receive at least $1 million from TaiG, although Evasi0n denied that any such arrangement was ever in place. “There have been a lot of rumors listing various amounts we’ve been paid. We have received no monies from any group, including Taig. We will not be accepting any money,” Evasi0n said in its statement. “Our donations are being given to Public Knowledge, Electronic Frontier Foundation and Foundation for a Free Information Infrastructure to help protect jailbreaking as your legal right.” Just make sure you do your jailbreaking in the right way………


- McDonald’s did not have a merry Christmas. That can happen when a company has an employee website that directly slams its own products as unhealthy food choices to be avoided at all costs. The revelation that the McDonald’s employee site featured a meal with a cheeseburger, fries and drink under the caption "Unhealthy choice” and a picture of a salad and water next to it under the caption "Healthier choice” was going to play poorly on any day, but Christmas Day was infinitely worse. Virtually every person in America having the day off and being able to laugh at you is rarely positive. Then again, the restaurant chain has been shooting itself in the foot for months now, ever since its McResource Line website went live. First, a McResource budget-planning guide for its employees was ridiculed in July for being out of touch. Not accounting for the cost of food and driving will do that for a budget’s credibility. Then in early December, the site served up a guide on how much one should tip a pool cleaner, housekeeper or nanny. On the heels of a study showing that 52 percent of fast food workers receive assistance from a public program like Medicaid, food stamps, the Earned Income Tax Credit or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, that knowledge dropping by Mickey D’s landed with a dull thud. Still, nothing is worse than McResource not-so-subtly advising McDonald's employees to not eat at McDonald's. "Fast foods are quick, reasonably priced, and readily available alternatives to home cooking. While convenient and economical for a busy lifestyle, fast foods are typically high in calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put people at risk for becoming overweight,” a message on the site warned. As news of the gaffe spread, the company quickly yanked it down and visitors were greeted with a statement: "We are temporarily performing some maintenance in order to provide you with the best experience possible. Please excuse us while these upgrades are being made." The upgrades, it turned out, was taken the entire site down so it could be “re-evaluated.” Well played, McDonald’s suits……..

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