Thursday, May 24, 2012

Tomato wars, World Goth Day and IBM paranoia

- The tech world is not a friendly place. Just ask IBM employees at the company’s Armonk, N.Y. headquarters. Secrets in this realm are guarded closely and for that reason, IBM employees are forbidden from having conversations with their digital friend Siri at work. The digital assistant on Apple’s iPhone is verboten at IBM headquarters because every query and verbal prompt users send Siri’s way is sent to a large data processing center in Maiden, N.C. Apple's iPhone Software License Agreement makes the process clear: "When you use Siri or Dictation, the things you say will be recorded and sent to Apple in order to convert what you say into text." Siri also compiles names of people from your address book and other unspecified user data, supposedly to help the service do a better job providing answers in the future. The question becomes how long Apple stores the data and who sees it. "By using Siri or Dictation, you agree and consent to Apple's and its subsidiaries' and agents' transmission, collection, maintenance, processing, and use of this information, including your voice input and User Data, to provide and improve Siri, Dictation, and other Apple products and services," the software agreement states. That doesn’t sit well with IBM and CIO Jeanette Horan explained that Siri isn't welcome on Big Blue's networks. "The company worries that the spoken queries might be stored somewhere," Horan said. IBM isn't the only entity concerned about Siri, as the American Civil Liberties Union put out a warning about Siri just a couple of months ago. Edward Wrenbeck, the lead developer of the original Siri iPhone app, knew well before Siri was sold to Apple that privacy would be a major concern. "Just having it known that you're at a certain customer's location might be in violation of a non-disclosure agreement," Wrenbeck said. Another concern is that Siri can be used to write e-mails or text messages, so theoretically Apple could be storing confidential IBM messages. It’s one more reminder that the tech world is not a kind place to operate………


- Oh, to be a movie fan in France. Aside from actually living in France, there are benefits like not having to be subjected to the latest identical Tyler Perry movie at your local multiplex. See, Perry’s movies are never scheduled in any French movie theaters or are only released in DVDs and even if the reasons behind those decisions are shady and slightly racist (allegedly), avoiding a terrible movie is still avoiding a terrible movie. Perry’s movies aren’t bad for any racially based reason; they’re just bad movies. But it’s the new (and terrible) comedy “Think Like a Man” that is currently being ignored in France. The movie hasn’t been released in French movie theaters despite its success in the United States. Conspiracy theorists have suggested that the film doesn’t have enough diversity, but no official reason or explanation has been given. Maybe the perception that French film community doesn’t believe that films with all-black casts can do well at the box office is true and maybe France’s cinematic racial profiling is a terrible instance of discrimination. The fact is, there are plenty of great movies with all-black or predominantly black casts; “Think Like a Man” simply isn't one of them, nor are any of Perry’s films. “Think Like a Man” actually has a multi-racial cast and has grossed nearly $100 million at the box office, but monetary success is never an ironclad indicator of how good a movie is. France, you’re dodging a bad movie bullet on this one……….


- Did you miss your chance to rock out to Black Veil Brides, dress head to toe in black and wear the palest, more haunting makeup you own? Unless you celebrated World Goth Day, the answer to that question is yes. May 22 is World Goth day and while those who embrace the culture treat every day like it’s Halloween with their embracing of Gothic music, art, fashion and lifestyle, the rest of the world tends to tune them out. The unofficial holiday is a chance to shine a light on an often-misunderstood subculture. Even Goths don’t agree on what the term means, much in the same way 100 different indie rock fans will give 100 different definitions about what the genre is. Goth boils down to some variation on darkness, but the culture isn't necessarily as morbid or death-obsessed as it's often made out to be. Sure, there are a few freaks who sleep in coffins, are obsessed with blood and listen only to music that sounds like pure death, but not all Goths live that way. Some even blend into everyday culture and society and aside from their slightly different attire, they fit in just fine. They rock out to the Cure or Siouxsie and the Banshees and wear a healthy dose of black when able. World Goth Day had its share of awards, events, music and general revelry, but its organizers also made a concerted effort to educate the general public about acceptance and compassion for cultures outside the mainstream. The history of the event is a poignant one. Its roots are in the 2007 assault of Sophie Lancaster and her boyfriend, Robert Maltby, as they were walking through a park in Lancashire, England, when they were attacked by a group of five teenagers. Lancaster died from her injuries and Maltby suffered lasting brain damage; both were attacked because they were wearing Goth clothing. The incident gave rise to the Sophie Lancaster Foundation and also inspired the founders of World Goth Day. On their website, the group proclaims, "There are quite a few Goths who have fought damn hard to retain their identity despite peer pressure, family pressure and indeed, any pressure to conform. "And if you've gone to all that trouble to preserve what you believe is the 'real you', don't you think you owe it to yourself to shine for a day?" Hopefully everyone took the chance to let their inner Goth out or at least hug a Goth………


- How many times has it been said, “You can’t fight city hall….over upside-down tomato plants.” Too many times, that’s how many. For Newton, Mass. resident Eli Katzoff, the battle over tomato plants in his yard has become a bigger fight than he ever expected. Katzoff hung 34 upside-down tomato plants in his yard, planning to give most of the produce away to local food pantries. The idea seemed flawless in that growing things is good for the environment, giving food away is kind and no one would get hurt in the process. But no good idea goes unchecked in a democracy and the city has come down hard on Katzoff for his (apparent) stupidity. In a gesture of sheer audacity, he built a large wooden structure to hold the plants. The structure measures 13 feet high by 32 feet long and 16 feet wide and the trouble is has caused thus far is immeasurable. “The city’s not happy about it,” Katzoff explained. Why are a bunch of small-town bureaucrats angry? Because the structure he built is in the front yard, that’s why. Newton laws say such structures must be built in the back yard. Why didn’t Katzoff set up his mega-tomato planter out back? “You can do it in the back yard, but the problem with us is there’s no sunlight in the backyard,” Katzoff explained. In a typical display of bureaucratic ineptitude, Katzoff said he called the zoning office at Newton City Hall before he built the structure and was told his project was fine. That’s no longer the tale the city is telling. “They need to be safe, and they need to be within the zoning ordinances,” explained Bob Rooney, the city’s chief operating officer. Katzoff’s hanging garden is still in place and the city worries that could be a safety concern for people walking by, not to mention there’s the law that says no structures on front yards. In a possible attempt to extend an alive branch, Katzoff has been offered the chance to apply for a zoning variance that would allow the structure to remain. Let the great tomato battle of 2012 commence………


- After having to spend part of his offseason in fear that Peyton Manning would ride into town and rip his starting job, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith has to feel damn good right about now. Manning ended up in Denver, Smith kept his starting job and the team added to his cache of weapons by adding free agents Randy Moss and Mario Manningham and first-round pick A.J. Jenkins. Those new weapons were on display during Wednesday's pad-free practice as the team launched its first round of offseason team activities. Smith, who has been embattled throughout his seven seasons in the NFL and will never be considered elite, could not hide his excitement. "It's like waking up on Christmas," Smith said. "You have a lot of new toys out there, new presents." For a team coming off a 13-3 regular season and an overtime loss in the NFC championship game, that sort of added excitement is a very positive sign. Coach Jim Harbaugh is optimistic as well. "Alex has really been, in the two days out here, has been spreading the ball very well," coach Jim Harbaugh said. "He's got a lot of options. That's been evident, too, for two days. " The 49ers need an improved offense after their defense largely carried them last season. Smith ranked 19th in the NFL with a career-high 3,144 yards passing and was badly outplayed by Eli Manning in a 20-17 overtime loss in the NFC title game to the eventual champion New York Giants. As a result, the 49ers flirted with free agent Peyton Manning before eventually giving Smith a three-year deal that has some $16.5 million guaranteed. Manningham was signed, leaving the Giants ironically enough, Moss was inked as well after not playing last season due to a lack of interest, and Jenkins was drafted in April. Moss is the highest-profile acquisition, as the once-great, perpetually troubled physical freak who once roasted any defensive back unfortunate enough to have to cover him received no interest last year. Still, Smith is fired up to have him back in the NFL. "The first day, it was surreal out there throwing balls to him. The physical skills everybody knows. The thing you appreciate a lot is the guy's a true pro. He's played a lot of football. He's incredibly smart out there,” Smith declared.  That enthusiasm may fade if and when Moss starts to cause trouble as he always seems to do, but for now everyone is holding hands and skipping through a field of wildflowers…………

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