Saturday, May 12, 2012

Avengers damage, Indian howitzers and the Sandley Cup

- Even the Mayans can't make up their damn minds about the end of the world, so maybe the rest of civilization should chill about the ancient empire’s 2012 doomsday prediction as well. In a bit of a contradiction to the whole world ending on Dec. 21, 2012 idea, archaeologists have uncovered the only known mural adorning an ancient Maya house in the last known largely unexcavated Maya megacity and the art’s markings suggest dates thousands of years in the future. The colorful scene of a king and his retinue is accompanied by scores of calculations that helped ancient scribes track vast amounts of time and they project out well past the supposed end of the world. "The paintings we have here—we've never found them anyplace else," excavation leader William Saturno said. The painting in question was discovered in Xultún, hidden in the midst of 6 square miles of jungle floor. Saturno, a Boston University archaeologist, and Ph.D. student Franco Rossi were inspecting a looters' tunnel in the Guatemalan jungle in 2010 and the student noticed a few flecks of paint on a thin stucco wall. After scraping off 1,200-year-old mud, the pair found more paint and realized they had stumbled across something amazing. "Suddenly Bill was like, 'Oh my God, we have a glyph!'" Rossi said. A full excavation in 2011 unearthed what is s likely the ancient workroom of a Maya scribe, a record-keeper of Xultún. "The reason this room's so interesting," said Rossi. "is that ... this was a workspace.” The disintegrated books that once filled the room were likely marked with elaborate calculations intended to predict the city's fortunes. Numbers were then etched on the wall as references. It’s the only example of such a room discovered so far and it exists near the remains of a massive Maya plaza circled by pyramids, where kings and high priests conducted ceremonies. Archaeologists first discovered parts of Xultún in 1915, just five miles from another Maya metropolis, San Bartolo, where Saturno uncovered 2,000-year-old Maya murals about a decade ago. The murals at San Bartolo were a great find, but maybe if Saturno had tracked down this new find sooner, a whole lot of nonsense about the supposed apocalypse later this year could have been avoid……….


- This is what happens when a) your NHL franchise hasn’t won a Stanley Cup in a couple of decades, b) is suddenly and surprisingly good and c) you have far too much SoCal sand handy. The Los Angeles Kings have taken the hockey world by storm in the past month, entering the playoffs as the No. 8 seed and proceeding to stun top-seeded Vancouver and second-seeded St. Louis, dispatching the two in a combined nine games, one over the minimum needed to win two best-of-7 series. As the Kings prepare to kick off the Western Conference finals against an equally surprising Phoenix Coyotes team that has never advanced this far into the postseason, the Kings are going über-cheesy by building a special “Sandley” Cup in Nokia Plaza near Staples Center. Nearly 30 tons of sand arrived at the plaza shortly after 7 a.m. Saturday morning in the area next to the Toyota car display and a Starbucks and championship sand castle builders (yes, there are championships for these glorified 8-year-olds with their buckets and shovels at the beach) went to work. The finished product will be a 12-14 foot Stanley Cup accompanied by a life-size depiction of Kings goalie Jonathan Quick in net and three or four Kings jerseys showcasing player names and numbers. The 20-foot square space is expected to be completed between 3-5 p.m. on Sunday, just in time for bandwagon-ing Kings fans who didn’t care about hockey at all until their local team toppled Vancouver to head over to the official Kings watch party at ESPN Zone L.A. LIVE with Bailey, Jay Flats and members of the Kings Ice Crew. Yes sir, nobody can front-run quite like Los Angeles………..


- Look at you, India, gettin’ all gun-happy. Either Indians are angling for Tea Party and NRA membership or they feel the need to gear up for a coming firefight the world doesn’t know about because countries typically do not purchase 145 howitzers from an American defense contractor just for the hell of it. In a concerted push to modernize its military India has agreed to spend 30 billion rupees ($560 million) on the M777 artillery from BAE Systems Inc., a U.S. subsidiary of London-based BAE Systems PLC. Defense Ministry spokesman Sitanshu Kar confirmed the purchase of the 155mm M777s, which have been used by both the United States and Canada in Afghanistan, but did not comment further. The need to modernize has stared India in the face for years and as the country has become a closer strategic and military ally of Washington following decades of hostile relations during the Cold War, the opportunities are there to upgrade. India is expected to spend $80 billion over the next 10 years to upgrade its military and has become the world’s top arms and defense equipment buyer in recent years because of perceived threats from China’s growing power in the region a border rivalry with neighbor Pakistan. The Indian military has to be fired up about the purchase, as the government last purchased new howitzers for its army in 1986, buying 400 guns from Swedish defense company AB Bofors. Needless to say, its military peers have been making jokes about its outdated equipment since then. Sadly, this arms deal won't be nearly as riveting as the 1986 exchange, which was mired in controversy amid allegations that AB Bofors paid millions of dollars in bribes to Indian officials. Maybe some unknown bribes will eventually surface to liven up this transaction as well……….


- The Post Secret blog has become a place troubled souls can post images of postcards anonymously revealing their darkest secrets to the world in a single cathartic sweep. That same idea has led to an unusual scene in front of an old dry cleaning building that is currently under construction at Q and 14th Streets near Logan Circle, NW. A local couple, who have tried their best to remain out of the spotlight and not draw attention to themselves for their idea, set up a large chalkboard and wrote some of their hopes and dreams for the future on it. Others in the area latched on to the concept and began sharing their own hopes and dreams, writing messages like, "I'm writing I want to be photographed in Vogue." They are spurred on by a simple, three-word prompt: "Before I die... " that asks them to look into their own future. One by one, these dreamers have grabbed the chalk and written out their bucket list entries. "I want to sit on a Glacier before they melt away," an environmentally conscious individual wrote. Others expressed travel dreams like, “Visit every continent” and “to see the seven seas before I die." One of the coolest angles of the story is that the chalkboard was set up without permission and so far, no one has objected to it. More than a few of the entries on the board are serious and extremely person, like one man who wrote, "To stay sober." Others have written hopeful messages of repaying college loans, finding cures for fatal diseases and spreading love and tolerance in the world. Hopefully the board is able to continue for some time and no one turns it into a controversial issue for some petty reason………….


- Not everyone goes to the movies and simply enjoys the explosions. Sure, “The Avengers” may earn in excess of $1 billion worldwide and become the rare blockbuster to live up to the hype, but the analytic minds at Kinetic Analysis Corp. were asked not to break down the movies merits or award-worthiness, but the cost of the damage its six-pack of superheroes caused in the fictional world they saved. In a key part of the movie’s plot(spoiler alert), Thor's (Chris Hemsworth) twisted brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) raises an alien army in an attempt to enslave Earth as his own kingdom. A massive battle results and in the process, Manhattan is decimated. After analyzing the fictional big-screen damage, Kinetic Analysis Corp. determined that the physical damage to the city would cost $60-70 billion and clean-up costs would amount to $90 billion. Throw in the loss of thousands of lives and the associated costs and the total would exceed $160 billion. That figure leads to an obvious question: Why wouldn’t the fictional victims of this imaginary damage sue SHIELD, the secretive military law-enforcement agency that assembles the heroes? Believe it or not, Kinetic Analysis Corp. predicted that SHIELD would in all likelihood be protected from liability through sovereign immunity. Worse still, because the battle was waged by Loki, who hails from the mythical Norse world of Asgard, insurers would probably be protected from paying out due to an “act of God.” Even so, the entire saga would be only marginally more of a disaster than another recent Disney film, the bomb-tastic “John Carter,” which is projected to cost the studio an estimated $200 million and led to the “resignation” (i.e. firing) of studio chief Rich Ross. Kinect Analysis Corp. used computer models originally created for predicting damage in Japan from Godzilla, Mothra and Mechagodzilla to create its projections………

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