Monday, May 28, 2012

Losers road trip with a goat, needle-free medicine and tennis history

- Needles suck. Well, unless you’re a hopelessly addicted junkie in search of his or her next fix, in which case needles as supposedly your friend. But for everyone else, needles are to be avoided at all costs. The wicked-smaht folks at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology know this and they are working to offer a viable alternative. A research team at MIT has engineered a new device that can deliver medications without using a needle by creating a high-pressure jet of medicine. Their jet injection device can squirt the medication directly through the skin into the body without needing to puncture with a needle. That may seem suspiciously like a needle and possibly just as painful, but let’s give the MIT scientists a chance before dismissing their idea. This device can be programmed to deliver a range of medication doses at various depths, representing a significant improvement over jet injection systems that are available right now. Why is its range of depths for medicine delivery so important? Because different medications have to be delivered at different depths within the body to function, of course. Some medications must be injected directly into the muscle to work, while others need to be deposited in the fatty tissue rather than muscle. Not only would removing needles from the equation lead to fewer people putting off doctor’s appointments for fear of sharp, pointy metal objects, but this device would also make medical workers much less likely to accidentally poke themselves with a dirty needle. Extrapolating further, the needle-free system would also be useful for patients for have to routinely deliver medications to themselves in the home, such as diabetics. The MIT jet injector is built around a mechanism called a Lorentz-force actuator. It is a small, powerful magnet surrounded by a coil of wire with a piston attached inside the drug ampoule. The device delivers the medication at a high level of pressure and very near the speed of sound in air. That in no way sounds painful…….


- There is nothing neutral about this one. Swiss tennis star Roger Federer, who was the best player in men’s tennis from 2003-10, is still one of the best in the sport and he made history Monday at Roland Garros, winning his first-round matchup with Tobias Kamke of Germany at the French Open. With the win, Federer tied Jimmy Connors' Open era record of 233 Grand Slam match wins. Federer owns a record 16 major championships, even though he has gone more than two years without a major title -- his longest drought since winning his first at Wimbledon in 2003. He is 233-35 at tennis' top four tournaments, a .869 winning percentage, besting Connors’ record of 233-49. The Open era began in 1968, so Federer’s feat is an impressive one and he knows it. That's a big one, because that was longevity," Federer said. "Jimmy is obviously one of the greats of all time and was around for 20 years." Setting the mark wasn’t exactly a Herculean effort against Kamke, who fell to 6-10 at Grand Slams, never advancing past the third round. Federer left no doubt, thumping him 6-2, 7-5, 6-3. Many experts and analysts have all but put Federer out to pasture after he turned 30 last August. He is now attempting to become the first man that old to win a Grand Slam tournament since Andre Agassi was 32 at the 2003 Australian Open. Doing so will mean besting younger, quicker rivals and clay court superiors Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic…………


- No one gave Bruce Willis the memo. Either that or Willis is a veteran actor and a bonafide A-lister who knows how to promote the umpteenth sequel of a movie franhcise that has stayed alive for two decades, but either way, he’s selling the fifth installment in the “Die Hard” series like a pro. Willis will reprise his role as renegade police officer/all-around badass John McClane for a fifth time in the forthcoming film “A Good Day To Die Hard.” The movie, which is scheduled for release on February 14, 2013, focused on McClane traveling to Russia to come to the aid of his son, John McClane, Jr. Willis insists he’s not making the movie just to make it or because of the huge payday, but rather because he still wants to make a “Die Hard” film as good as the original, which came out in 1988. Since McClane took down a German terrorist group led by the immortal Hans Gruber at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles, Fox has cranked out three more installments in the series and yet, Willis insists his standards for the role are as high as ever. "I'm still trying to do as good a film as the first one. I like playing that character. There will come a time where I won’t be able to do it anymore, but it's still fun to do. I still get a kick out of it, I have a fun job," he said. In between now and Feb. 14, Willis will also star in Wes Anderson's comedy “Moonrise Kingdom,” which received its premiere at Cannes. After that, it’s time to hit the gym and get in shape to play one of the best action heroes of modern cinema……..


- On this Memorial Day, it’s worth noting that as f’ed up as the U.S. Constitution may seem at times as Americans attempt to interpret and understand it, the salient point to remember is that we at least have a constitution. The good people of Nepal cannot say that at the moment, not after the country’s leaders dissolved its four-year-old Constituent Assembly at midnight Sunday and set new elections after political parties failed to agree on the model of federalism the country should adopt in a new constitution. The news came down in a televised midnight address to the nation by Baburam Bhattarai, prime minister of Nepal's Maoist-led national government. Bhattarai announced that the government has set Nov. 22 as the date for fresh elections to a new Constituent Assembly. "We tried our best to save the Constituent Assembly but we failed,” Bhattarai said. "There was no alternative to fresh elections to collect the people's mandate.” Oh good, another political crisis for the tiny Himalayan nation. How the a 601-member Constituent Assembly, which also worked as its parliament, could not come up with a new constitution in four years is beyond comprehension. Worse still, the assembly was elected in April 2008 following a popular revolution against the monarchy in the spring of 2006. It was part of the United Nations-backed peace process that brought former Maoist rebels into the government after a decade-long civil war in which more than 13,000 people died. Four years later, the economy is tanking and the country is torn by war. The assembly failed on its mandate to write a new constitution to establish a federal democratic republic despite having its original deadline of May 28, 2010, extended four times. The key issues continue to be how many federal states the country should have and whether they should be based on the ethnicity of people in that state or geographical features. Nepal's Supreme Court ruled in November that the parties could not extend the term of the Constituent Assembly any further and so here we are. Protestors marked the deadline outside the Constituent Assembly complex in Katmandu, the capital, by clashing with police. Whoever comes up with the new constitution will have to unite a multiethnic and multilingual nation deeply rooted in feudalism, inequity and the caste system. Volunteers can hop a flight to Kathmandu and get to work…….


- Superstitious losers: America has them in spades. A group of them recently spent three months walking halfway across the country with a billy goat in an attempt to break a supposed cursed hanging over the heads of Major League Baseball’s most snakebitten franchise. The five hikers and their four-legged companion left Mesa, Ariz., on Feb. 25 - the birth date of Chicago Cubs legend Ron Santo. Since departing the Cubs’ spring training home, they have walked 20 to 25 miles a day to reach Wrigley Field on Memorial Day. The "Crack the Curse" walk has covered some 1,300 miles and its only saving grace from total loser-dom is a charitable component of the journey. Kyle Townsend, Blake Ferrell, Matt Gregory, P.J. Fisher and Philip Aldrich are also raising funds for the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, which provided care to one of Gregory’s mother. Were it not for that noble aspect of the trip, these five tools would merely have trudged 1,300 miles with an ill-tempered, IQ-deprived quadruped in a futile attempt to lift a non-existent curse. They insist the responses they have received along the way have been positive. "Great responses from everybody. I mean, we were in St. Louis, and we got a great response there, people in St. Louis were great - even though they're Cardinals fans, everybody's been really great to us," Ferrell said. If the first third of the season is any indication, their effort have failed. The Cubs are riding a 12-game losing streak, holding down last place in the National League Central and tied for the worst record in baseball. Financially, the goal of the walk is to raise $100,000, but the group is presently well short of the mark. The goat has been the laziest participant in the trek, walking just five to 10 miles a day while being pushed the rest of the way in an animal carriage. It’s only fair, though, as the goat is also the only one who didn’t verbally commit to the trip. Its name is Wrigley, fittingly, and it was purchased off Craigslist. So where did this kooky idea originate? All five men worked last year at a resort in Denali National Park in Alaska and with all but Fisher being huge Cubs fans, they decided to overturn the supposed "Curse of the Billy Goat" that went into effect during the Cubs' last appearance in the World Series in 1945, when Billy Sianis, owner of the Billy Goat Tavern, was asked to take his goat and leave a game against the Detroit Tigers because the animal's odor was troubling fans. Sianis allegedly responded  "Them Cubs, they aren't gonna win no more.” Since then, the Cubs haven’t won a World Series. Of course, they also didn’t win one from 1908 to 1945, before all of the goat drama. Now, some 67 years later, a group of idiots are trying to lift the curse with their loads of free time to use………

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