Saturday, May 05, 2012

Mystikal moments, engraved turtles and exploding balloons

- Notre Dame football has spent the past decade on a quest to become an elite program again. Their former glory has faded completely and a series of head coaches have been unable to get the Irish back to where they once were on an annual basis, at the top of college football. In two-plus seasons, current head coach Brian Kelly seems to have made progress in rebuilding the program. The events at an off-campus house party late Wednesday night and into early Thursday morning suggest that Notre Dame may be closer to elite status than anyone realized. Every top program needs its share of rule breakers, knuckleheads, petty criminals and felons. Thanks to quarterback Tommy Rees and linebacker Carlo Calabrese, the Irish have several entries checked off from that list. Rees was released from jail on $250 bond late Thursday afternoon after being charged with four misdemeanors following his arrest early Thursday morning. Rees faces four misdemeanors: minor consumption, two counts of resisting law enforcement and battery after initially being jailed on a preliminary felony charge of battery on a police officer and misdemeanor resisting arrest and alcohol charges. According to South Bend police Capt. Phil Trent, Rees attempted to flee the party when the cops raided it. He was one of five people who jumped a backyard fence and ran, but officer Brandon Stec caught up with Rees. The fact that a Div. I athlete could not outrun a cop is embarrasing, but Rees attempted to make up for it by going MMA on Stec, going with a knee lift into the officer as both fell in a scuffle, leaving Stec with a bloody right arm when he hit the pavement. At that point, Rees continued "thrashing around and resisting," at which point he was subdued with pepper spray and placed in handcuffs. Ever the good teammate, Calabrese tried to intervene by explaining who Rees was. When the “Do you know who I am?” card didn’t work, Calabrese went full-on jock knucklehead, threatening an officer by saying, "My people are going to get you," according to Trent. When friends tried to restrain him, Calabrese shook them off and reiterated his threat to the officer. He and Rees got to ride downtown together, where Trent said Rees registered 0.11 percent on a blood-alcohol test and Calabrese registered 0.12. The school has yet to announce discipline for either player, but this incident may not help Rees in his battle to win the starting quarterbacking gig………….


- Balloons are awesome. Therefore, the fault has to lie with someone or something else when dozens of clusters of balloons explode during a political rally in the central square of Armenia's capital and injure at least 144 people. There is no way helium-filled spheres of joy and delight for children of all ages are going to bring that much harm, whether they are afloat in Yerevan, Armenia or anywhere else in the world. So who is to blame? Believe it or not, a filthy smoker. Shocking, right? Some leather-faced, gravelly-voiced cancer stick addict lighting up near the balloons is believed to be the cause of the explosion, which led to 104 people being hospitalized with burns. The Emergencies Ministry confirmed the injuries, although Health Minister Artyom Pushkian said no one had life-threatening injuries. Event organizers intended for the balloons to be flown at a Republican Party rally that drew tens of thousands ahead of Sunday's parliamentary vote in the former Soviet republic. Despite the injuries and disappointment of so many balloons being wasted, Armenian President Serge Sarkisian addressed the rally with a speech in support of his party, which maintains a firm grip on the parliament of the impoverished nation that borders Turkey. As prevalent as smoking is in many European nations, the incident is hardly a surprise, but it doesn’t make it any less disappointing. Respect for balloons clearly is nowhere it needs to be in Armenia……….


- Label your turtles well, kids. If you do, you’ll be able to identify them 47 years after you first find them. That lesson was driven home recently for Holland and Jeff Cokeley of South Strabane, Pa. Holland Cokeley was out in the woods recently, walking with his neighbor’s dog, Zack. The dog began nosing around at an object on the ground and when Cokely went over to see what it was, he spotted a turtle. Initially, the find didn’t grab his attention too much, but a closer look sent him back in time to 1965, when his son Jeff found a turtle and carved his initials into its shell before releasing it back into the wild. When Holland Cokeley picked the creature up, he spotted the initials etched there nearly five decades ago. “I picked it up, and I thought ‘Oh geez, this is Jeff’s turtle!’” said Cokeley. “It’s been here for 47 years, and it still has the same the same markings on it.” Jeff Cokeley was 13 years old at the time and now, he’s a 60-year-old man living in New York. When his father sent pictures of the turtle with his initials still visible, Jeff Cokeley began laughing. That the turtle is still alive isn't a total surprise, as wild, eastern box turtles in the right environmental conditions can live up to 100 years. After finding the turtle, Holland Cokeley kept the animal for a few days before releasing it back into the wild to keep up its placid existence………….
 

- Greenland's glaciers have taken a lot of blame – maybe too much blame. Glaciers have been pegged for contributing heavily to sea-level rise, but a team of researchers under the direction of lead author Twila Moon from the University of Washington has discovered that the melting process of the glaciers is not speeding up as much as previously thought. As a result, those so-called ice rivers may be contributing "significantly less" than had been thought to rising sea levels. Previous studies predicted that Greenland’s glaciers would double their flow by 2010 and maintain that speed in future years. Moon’s team speculated that while the glaciers are not melting as quickly right now, they could eventually flow faster than earlier studies estimated. Using data stretching back to 2000-2001, researchers collected from more than 200 outlet glaciers. Their database included results of previous surveys by Canadian, German and Japanese satellites. "So far, on average, we are seeing about a 30 percent speed-up in 10 years," Moon observed. That number is significantly less than previous projections, one of which estimated that glacial flow would increase by 100 percent. However, the research team did extrapolate that glacier flows would continue to increase in speed during the rest of the century. Melt rates are important because the volume of ice and meltwater from land being deposited in the sea has a direct impact on global sea level. With glaciers being the main transportation mechanism that moves this material from the interior of land masses such as Greenland and Antarctica to the oceans, slowing their melt rates is paramount. Before global warming doubters hail this study as proof that bleeding heart liberals are wrong, study co-author Ian Howat from Ohio State University has a few words of caution. "There is the caveat that this 10-year time series is too short to really understand long-term behavior," Howat said. "There still may be future events - tipping points - that could cause large increases in glacier speeds to continue. Perhaps some of the big glaciers in the north of Greenland that have not yet exhibited any changes may begin to speed up, which would greatly increase the rate of sea-level rise." More about all of the riveting work done in this study can be found in the latest issue of the journal Science……….


- It was a bittersweet occasion Friday for New Orleans rapper Mystikal (real name Michael Tyler) and thousands of fans in his hometown as he prepares for a May 14 return to jail following a February arrest on a misdemeanor charge of domestic abuse battery. Tyler was released from a Louisiana prison in 2010 after serving six years for sexual battery and extortion, but obviously could not steer clear of trouble with a woman he was living with as longtime domestic partners. “I’m going through some things, but it’s gonna be all right,” Tyler said from the stage during his performance. “Fellas if you get into it with your girl, just walk away. Me? I’m gonna run. Eighty-one days and I will be back.” The 81-day comment was an allusion to the length of his pending jail term after district court judge Tony Marabella ordered him to serve 90 days in jail for the violation but gave him credit for the nine days he was detained after his Feb. 22 arrest. With only a few water breaks to slow the pace, Tyler ripped through a set list that included fan favorites “Bouncin’ Back, “Danger (Been So Long),” and “Here I Go,” with support from by his full brass band “Hot Sausage.” Fans cheered rabidly, clearly willing to ignore (or simply unaware of) the reason he is headed back to prison. Granted, an altercation with your lady is not quite as heinous as being found guilty of forcing your hairstylist to perform what a judge called “continuous sex acts,” which Tyler pleaded guilty to in 2003, but it’s still bad. Mystikal may never top accusing a hairstylist of stealing $80,000 worth of his checks and making her perform oral sex as punishment, but perhaps another stint in the gray bar hotel will convince him to change his ways………

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