Sunday, April 29, 2012

German Pirates, amusement park pollution and wayward golf shots

- The more people become glued to their smartphones, the more companies and entrepreneurs there will be looking to create content for those devices. So where is the focus now for those seeking to cash in on the content crusade for Droids, iPhones and the like? Social networking apps, of course. No one wants to be without the Facebook, Twitter or Instagram for any length of time and the average amount of time that a smartphone owner spends on social networking apps is up to 24 minutes a day, which equals the average amount of time spent on games. Previously, games have been the primary focus, whether it’s Angry Birds, Draw Something or any of the thousands of other available game options for smartphones. All together, smartphone owners use apps for an average of 77 minutes each day. With 24 minutes each, on average, spent on games and social networking apps, that means 31 percent of that app time is devoted to games and 31 percent is devoted to social networking. Maybe that means the more social smartphone user is looking to connect via social media and the loner is hammering away as their screen to play games, but the pendulum is clearly swinging in the direction of social networking. The numbers are staggering. The social networking category recently ended a 40-month streak by the gaming category as the top app activity and just one year ago, smartphone owners played games for an average of 25 out of 68 minutes of total app activity each day — or 37 percent. Also last year, social networking apps took up only 15 minutes of a user's daily app allowance, or approximately 22 percent. Put it all together and social networking app activity has risen nine percent between the first quarters of 2011 and 2012, while gaming has declined by 3 percent. Experts believe gaming may have reached its saturation point, while social networking apps are a few steps behind in the evolutionary process and still reaching their apex. Ultimately, however, it’s all about what will make developers the most money and right now, that seems to be social networking apps………..


- Dammit, America. Did we or did we not have this discussion just one week ago? Having “Think Like a Man” as the top film at the box office in the United States is a terrible look for us. It damages our cinematic credibility. And yet, here we are with this comedic crap at the top of the earnings list for a second time in as many weeks. Yes, “Think” made just $18 million, but that was still enough to score first place. Clearly, the message did not reach enough people to see anything – ANYTHING – other than “Think,” even if anything includes a claymation children’s film like “The Pirates! Band of Misfits.” By comparison, “Pirates” might as well be “Citizen Kane,” “The Usual Suspects” and “The Shawshank Redemption” rolled into one. However, it landed in second place with $11.4 million in its debut. That narrowly bested what has rightly been called the single-worst movie ever adapted from a Nicholas Sparks book, the Zac Effron-led “The Lucky One.” In its second week of release, “Lucky One” brought in $11.3 million and has a two-week domestic total of $39.9 million. Fourth place went to “The Hunger Games,” which made another $11.2 million in its sixth week to elevate its cumulative domestic total to $372.5 million and counting. Newcomer “The Five-Year Engagement” continued to odd trend of razor-thin margins within the top five by scoring $11.1 million in its debut. “Safe” was so-so in its own debut with $7.7 million, good for sixth place. Yet another new film, the John Cusack-fronted “The Raven” could scare up just $7.2 million in fairly wide release, finishing seventh. “Chimpanzee” was eighth on the list with $5.5 million and through two weeks it has made $19.2 million. The underwhelming run continued for “The Three Stooges” as the film dropped to ninth place with $5.4 million and has managed just $37.1 million in three weeks of release. “The Cabin in the Woods” completed the top 10 with a $4.5 million effort in its third weekend in theaters. “21 Jump Street” (No. 11), “American Reunion” (No. 12), “Mirror Mirror” (No. 13) and “Titanic 3D” (No. 15, mercifully) all dropped out from last weekend’s top 10………….


- Masters champion Bubba Watson garnered credibility, respect and recognition by winning his first major earlier this month at Augusta National. He might need some of that goodwill after beaning a fan in the head with a hooked drive during Friday's second round of the Zurich Classic. Watson’s errant drive on the second hole at the TPC Louisiana struck the back of Radd Leonard's head, drawing blood. Ironically, the wayward shot came from the head by the very player he came to see. Leonard, a 52-year-old motorcycle shop owner from Baton Rouge, was quickly tended to by medics and insisted he was fine in spite of the minor blood loss. He was also able to assist Watson by bouncing the ball back into the fairway by using his noggin to do so. "I saw it coming and it looked like it was hooking right at me. I wanted to see that big hook, you know, and I got to see it. I turned and ducked and it still hit me," Leonard said. "It gave him a good bounce, anyway." Watson, a fan favorite on the tour, walked over to Leonard, put on a new golf glove, signed it, then took it off and gave it to Leonard and shook his hand. His caddie, Ted Scott, cracked a joke by pointing down the fairway toward the hole and deadpanning, "We're glad you're all right, but if you could just angle your head a little differently." Even Leonard laughed as he held a towel with ice to his head and remained kneeling on the edge of the fairway with spots of blood on his gray shirt. In truly manly fashion, he refused to go to First Aid and remained on the course after medics wrapped a bandage around his head. In addition to his signed glove from Watson, tournament officials gave him a new red Zurich Classic golf shirt as he continued to follow Watson on the front nine. The lesson, as always: Life’s rough, wear a helmet……….


- Arrrrrggggghhhh! Shiver me timbers, matey. Pirates are lookin’ to plunder Germany’s political system and pilfer a few wenches, if possible. A group that began as a fringe club of computer nerds and hackers demanding online freedom has risen in popularity as an antiestablishment movement has lured many young voters to the polls. The resulting wave of support has propelled the party into two state parliaments in less than a year. The all-volunteer group doesn’t really have a unified platform or list of core values, instead focusing on their foundational policies of near-total transparency and an unrestricted Internet. Apparently that’s enough substance for Germans to make them the country’s third-strongest political force, vaulting the Pirates past more established parties. Their membership now stands at 25,000 and with their convention this weekend, the party now must deal with the fact that it has some clout and is no longer a loose collection of misanthropes behind a computer screen. The convention brought together 1,500 members in the northern Germany city of Neumuenster to discuss the group’s growth and decide where it should go next. Polls have indicated that the Pirates would win seats in two more state legislatures in May and earn about 9 percent of the vote in both states. Political pundits have suggested that support for the Pirates is a form of protest for many, a sort of sign of unhappiness with the functioning of the established parties. While some might find a country with a growing economy and low unemployment a reason to celebrate, many Germans are still unhappy with the established parties because of bailouts for banks and businesses to save the economy from collapsing in the wake of the financial crisis across Europe. Last year, thousands of Germans caught Occupy fever and took to the streets to protest. What remains of their outrage seems to have transferred to the Pirates, who readily admit that they have no answers for the continent’s debt crisis. In that sense, they are much like those already in power, except that the Pirates are willing to admit they don’t have a solution instead of pretending they do…………


- No longer are the biggest health and environmental hazards at amusement parks the exorbitantly overpriced gruel being presented as food at concession stands. At Six Flags Magic Mountain in California, the real hazard just might be the waste produced by the park itself. Local environmental groups have targeted the park for allegedly polluting the Santa Clara River. Worse still, these tree huggers claim that the park has tried to keep its polluting ways secret. “We were surprised to see, to hear actually, from an employee at the park and several community members, that they thought that there was some pretty serious pollution coming off Magic Mountain,” said Liz Crosson, the Executive Director of Santa Monica Bay Keepers. “We found really high levels of things like toxic metals. We found a lot of trash, unfortunately, it’s really pretty gross down by the river right next to the facility.” Did everyone read that? It’s “pretty gross,” and that’s about as strongly worded a condemnation as anyone can offer. Fellow enviro-kooks at the California Coast Keeper Alliance and Wishtoyo Foundation started investigating the theme park last year and say they have found some revolting revelations. “We had a whistle-blower come to us, who was concerned about the park’s practices, wash-down practices, after operating hours. And we went out to investigate. And we found from Magic Mountain’s own water quality monitoring reports during storm events and our own monitoring events, that the quality of the water being discharged into the river was much worse than we could have imagined,” said Jason Weiner of the Wishtoyo Foundation. His group took pictures of trash with Magic Mountain’s logo on it floating in the river, headed out to the Pacific Ocean. Weiner promised legal action against the park if it does not clean up its act. “We’ve issued Magic Mountain a 60-day notice of intent to sue under the Clean Water Act,” Weiner said. The enviro-alliance sent a letter last Friday with 20 pages of violations and concerns to the park last Friday, but representatives said they have not received a response. The park did issue a written statement to local media, saying that it was “concerned about the environment and feels a responsibility to improve the storm water process.” Glad to know everything has been resolved ……….

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