Friday, April 20, 2012

Cowell crisis, cheese power and more

- And the blind will see….maybe….eventually. British researchers have discovered a treatment that has helped mice see in the dark and believe that the process could one day restore sight to the blind. Researchers used injections of healthy cells to repair the damaged eyes of rodents and the results were impressive, with small numbers of cells restoring vision up to half of normal levels. While the study is in its early stages, the potential to reverse the effects of age-related macular degeneration - one of the most common forms of blindness – is huge. University College London researchers used healthy rods, which are tiny structures in the back of the eye essential for seeing in dim light, from healthy mice that were one week old and injected them into the eyes of adult mice whose rods didn’t work (insert your own sophomore joke here). Four to six weeks later, the new rods functioned normally and had formed the connections needed to transmit information to the brain. Tests indicated that visual responses in the brains of the mice were enhanced after the procedure. Placed in a dimly lit Y-shaped water maze in which one of two routes led to escape, the untreated mice in the study swam in circles, but treated ones could see the way out. Following treatment, four of nine night-blind mice completed the task in 70 percent of the trials. “Patients who have lost all vision tell me that what they’d really appreciate is a treatment that gives them the ability to see light, to be able to navigate to see the door,” lead researcher Robin Ali said. Although the first clinical trials might be five or 10 years away, Ali and her team sounded an excited tone in an article in the journal Nature. “The results presented here demonstrate for the first time that transplanted rod-photoreceptor precursors can integrate into a dysfunctional adult retina, and, by directly connecting with the host retinal circuitry, truly improve vision,” they wrote in the article. Going forward, scientists will have to determine how many cells can be injected into the retina and how effective they will be in the long term. Potential side effects are also an issue, but let’s try to focus on the positive for once………. 


- Take a long walk to the Grand Canyon, continue past the warning signs about being too close to the edge and keep walking. Either that or go f**k yourself. Both are wise advice for St. Louis Rams defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, suspended indefinitely by the NFL for his role in the New Orleans Saints' bounty program, as he seeks reinstatement into the league. Commissioner Roger Goodell hit Williams with his suspesnion for running and perpetuating the practice paying players to injure opponents and given rumors of similar programs at his previous stops and the number of times the Saints lied to the league about their bounty program, his career seemed very much in jeopardy. It still does, but Williams has already begun the process of working toward being reinstated, according to league sources. His advisers have contacted high-ranking NFL officials to ascertain what he needs to do during his suspension in order to apply for reinstatement. The idea of him being allowed to coach again after presiding over a bounty program and offering monetary rewards for hits that resulted in opponents being carted off the field or knocked out of games is every bit as absurd right now as it was at the time he was suspended. The prognosis went from bad to worse earlier this month when footage leaked of Williams speaking to the Saints before their playoff game last season against the San Francisco 49ers, imploring his players to injure 49ers players and target specific areas of the body. Friends who have spoken with Williams since his suspension have said he is focused on becoming a better person and earning his way back to football. The league could make him speak to high schools and youth leagues about the dangers of excessive violence in football, make him an ambassador promoting player safety and sportsmanship…or simply tell Williams to go f*ck himself for the damage he willfully and deliberately did to its sport. Option C sounds best……….


- Burn, baby, burn. Austerity measures have lit fires under populations across Europe and in response to harsh austerity cuts by the Italian government, a museum in Italy is blazing back – literally. Fittingly on the high holiday for stoners worldwide, the Casoria Contemporary Art Museum in Naples is setting fire to protest the cuts. Museum director Antonio Manfredi kicked off the protest by setting fire to a painting by French artist Severine Bourguignon and promised that the museum will burn three artworks each week as part of its "Art War" campaign. "I have 1,000 artworks from artists around the world, and they're already facing destruction due to the indifference of the government," he proclaimed. "We want the government to pay attention to the country's cultural institutions." Italian Prime Minister Mario Monti has enacted tough austerity measures designed to keep the country from defaulting as it faces mounting debt problems. Like any good artistic soul facing the harsh reality of the real world, Manfredi belives those cuts have hit cultural institutions hard and views the closing of a handful of museums in Rome, Palermo and elsewhere in recent months as a warning sign that his museum could be next. Lest the museum be accused of crimes against art, Manfredi is only burning works with the blessing of their artists. Bourguignon watched the burning of her painting via Skype and artist Rosaria Matarese from Naples set fire to her own sculpture in person at the museum on Wednesday. Other European artists are joining the effort on their own, with Welsh sculptor John Brown burning one of his artworks on YouTube and others planning to do so next week. "Next week the first one is an artist from Austria," Manfredi said. "I hope that the government stops me because this is terrible what I'm doing." The irony is that Manfredi has never received government funding for his museum, so the austerity measures shouldn’t hit the Casoria museum as much. The government has not responded to the protest and Manfredi has vowed to keep it going until they do………….


- Simon Cowell is an asshole. Thus, reports that there has been a falling out between Cowell and ITV, partners on his reality karaoke debacles "Britain's Got Talent" and "The X Factor,” seem believable. Even is Cowell’s spokesman insisted the reports have been blown out of proportion, siding with the chances of ass-hattedness on the part of Grade-A tool like Cowell is simply a solid choice. Yes, his reality karaoke train wrecks draw in plenty of suckers with terrible taste in music and thus pull in lots of advertising income. The rumors of a rift surfaced this week after Tom Bower, whose unauthorized biography of Cowell popped up in the Sun tabloid before landing on store shelves Friday, reported that ITV bosses failed to respect Cowell and properly appreciate what he had done for the channel. Bower claimed the dispute between Cowell and ITV executives was at a “crisis point.” With a multi-year partnership valued at $160 million, staying in business would seem wise for both sides – even if Cowell is single-handedly murdering music as we know it. His publicist, Max Clifford, downplayed any dissent. "Simon and ITV have had a very close and hugely successful relationship for many years," Clifford explained. "Inevitably they don't agree on everything all the time, but the overall situation is as healthy, good and mutually beneficial as it's ever been." The agreement for both shows runs through 2013 and ITV said in a written response that it plans to honor the deal. "We're continuing to work closely with Simon and the production teams to ensure that the shows are the very best they possibly can be," the statement read. So it would seem that "Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell” is either trumped up, fabricated or it has spurred the involved parties to band together and keep their drama in house. With ratings for “Britain's Got Talent” lower than expected, unity is wise. Cowell is also coping with rumors of an affair with one of the show’s judges and is reportedly in a tiff with “X-Factor Karaoke” judge Gary Barlow, lead singer for pop band Take That. The acerbic Cowell left the show last year to launch an American version of the debacle. Imagine how important all of this would be if the music created by Cowell’s reality karaoke travesties was good………


- Behold the power of cheese. Specifically, behold the power of cheese to inspire four individuals to concoct a scheme to ship more than 110,000 pounds of contaminated Mexican-style cheese into the United States. The cheese-smuggling operations took place in 2007, but it was just this week that a federal grand jury in Chicago returned a six-count indictment against the four individuals for their role in the plot. While the indictment does not claim that the cheese caused human illnesses or other public health consequences, Patrick J. Fitzgerald, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois, pressed ahead with the case over the past five years. Lab analysis of the cheese showed it was adulterated with Salmonella, E. coli and other illness-causing bacteria, meaning it was still a hazard on some level. Fitzgerald alleged a complex conspiracy in which all involved brought specific skills to the table. One defendant owned an Illinois company that imported the dried Mexican cheese to the U.S., while another defendant owned a Wisconsin company with a facility in suburban Elmhurst, Ill. that distributed cheese to customers nationwide. All four defendants in the Great Mexican Cheese Conspiracy are charged with illegally distributing cheese (a real charge, apparently), which came to light when dissatisfied customers returned the product. The defendants allegedly scraped off mold and fungus before selling it and they are also charged with lying to inspectors from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) by creating and sending the agency false documentation. Retail stores in Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Georgia and Texas bought the smuggled cheese under the Queso Cincho De Guerrero brand name. It was sold in 35 and 40 pound blocks, which is amazing in and of itself between who the hell needs a 40-pound block of Mexican cheese? The accused conspirators are Baldemar Zurita, 39, of Chicago, his brother Guadalupe Zurita, Miguel Leal, 47 of Monroe, Wis. and Cynthia Gutierrez, 37, of Cicero, Ill. They will stand trial on charges of conspiracy to violate the federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act by introducing adulterated cheese into interstate commerce and three counts of violating food safety law. Leal, Gutierrez and Guadalupe Zurita are also charged with obstructing the FDA for allegedly concealing the sale and distribution of 311 boxes of dried Mexican cheese. The lengths these four went to for their scam are amazing, all the way down to (allegedly) obstructing FDA for allegedly making a false bill of lading referencing the 311 boxes and submitting the document to an inspector. So why press forward with the case even though no one was harmed? Because, enforcement of  food safety laws by FDA is "imperative," Fitzgerald said. As long as there is a good reason………

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