Saturday, February 16, 2013

Iceland's porn ban, a new black hole and River Phoenix's last movie debuts


- River Phoenix has been dead for 20 years, but his final film is just now making its way to the big screen. It has been two decades since Phoenix died of a drugs overdose at the age of 23, just 10 days before the completion of “Dark Blood,” but the film only made its debut at the Berlin film festival this week. Phoenix’s passing brought an abrupt end to its production, but Dutch-born director George Sluizer rescued the completed rolls of film from the vault of the movie's insurance company, which assumed ownership of the unfinished material just days before it was due to be destroyed. In the film, Phoenix plays a young widower with Native American roots who kidnaps a Hollywood couple. Sluizer finished the movie last month, voicing over the scenes from the screenplay that Phoenix never filmed. The director explained that his fundamental idea was to "put something together so that the material could be preserved in a proper form, rather than in a wastepaper basket.” "I'm missing about 25% of it, and we lack a number of scenes, but having shown it to a few people after I salvaged it, who raved about the performances, I felt safe enough to continue," he said. Before it screened at the festival, Sluizer described the finished work as a "chair with three legs" and warned the audience they were about to see an incomplete work. "The fourth leg (of the chair) will always be missing but the chair will be able to stand upright," he said. Along with Phoenix, British film and theater actor Jonathan Pryce plays the well-to-do husband of Judy Davis’ character and their problems begin when their Bentley breaks down during what is supposed to be a romantic weekend in the desert. Pryce fondly recalled the experience of working on the movie with his late co-star. "I've got only very fond memories of River. I found him a remarkable young man and I can't believe looking back that he was only 23 at the time. He was a very old head on young shoulders and was absolutely delightful," Pryce said. Some scenes are still missing from the original video footage and have not been recovered, but Sluizer and his cinematographer, Edward Lachmann, suspect they may be in the possession of someone who hopes to sell them separately………


- Some men simply cannot be confined by the normal constraints of Valentine’s Day gift giving. They refuse to simply buy one or two dozen roses, an expensive box of chocolates and dinner at the nicest restaurant in the city. Those men are men like Nathan Rebman, who decided that for the perfect Valentine’s gift this year, he would combine his love of getting drunk and his love of his lady. No, he did not build her a statue of herself made of beer cans, although that would have been sufficiently epic. No, the Battle Ground, Wash. resident came up with a unique way to display his love by, um, immortalizing his wife Trisha in a mosaic made with thousands of leftover wine corks. In total, Rebman collected 2,862 corks to complete his work of art, but didn’t say how many of those came from bottles he consumed personally. He organized the corks by shade in order to create the proper depth for the piece and when one steps back and looks at the entire picture, it shows a fairly accurate representation of Trisha Rebman’s face. “When I finally got the eyes and mouth right, it worked,” Nathan Rebman said. “Definitely the eyes were the hardest part, because you've only got so many corks to work.” Rebman said his wife was shocked when he presented the gift to her. “I was really surprised, actually amazed,” she said. “Our kids are huge daddy advocates. They say he can build or make anything. It’s true. I had no idea he could do this.”  In one of the cornier elements of his effort, Rebman titled his new work of art "2,862 ways that I love her.” Because she had little choice once presented with the mosaic other than to hang it somewhere within her home, Trisha Rebman allowed the image to be hung in the entryway of the house………


- Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is making a strong push to be the most-hated owner in all of sports. That will happen when you strong-arm citizens into paying for two-thirds of a state-of-the-art new stadium, make a few big-name signings to give the illusion of trying to compete for your first year in said new stadium, then unload those big names at the end of the year and move forward with a gutted roster that gives you no hope of contending any time soon. Loria has held similar fire sales in the 11 years he has owned the team, but this year’s rendition was perhaps the most egregious and offensive. Not only did he insult the fan base in Miami by forcing them to watch a crappy team with no hope for a winning record this coming season, but he also managed to offend both players still with the team and those traded away. Slugger Giancarlo Stanton is the lone star left on the team and he spent the weeks after the trades of pitcher Mark Buehrle and shortstop Jose Reyes lighting his own team up on Twitter. Reyes didn’t sound much happier when he showed up in Dunedin, Fla. this week for spring training. Three months removed from what he called a "shocking" trade that sent him from Miami to the Toronto Blue Jays, Reyes claimed Loria had encouraged him to buy a house in Miami as recently as three days before he was shipped out. "I was shocked, because Jeffrey Loria, he always told me he's never going to trade me," Reyes said. “He always called my agent and said, 'Tell Jose to get a good place here to live,' and stuff like that." He wondered how Loria could have made such a suggestion when the two of them had dinner together three days before the trade and the answer is simple: Loria is an irredeemable d-bag. Reyes had signed a six-year, $106 million contract in December 2011 and there was no way Loria was ever going to keep him around for the duration of that deal. Reyes admitted he feels sorry for Stanton and the other Marlins players who remain on a team that has cut more than $70 million in payroll since last season and he’s not the only one……..


- Black holes suck….literally. That doesn’t mean researchers aren’t fired up to have found what may be the youngest black hole in the Milky Way galaxy. NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory identified the black hole, which researchers described as not far from Earth based on their viewpoint here on the galaxy’s most-inhabitable planet. This supposed space phenomenon is relatively close at a mere 26,000 light years away and NASA, still without the money to shoot people into space due to budget cuts courtesy of the Obama administration, plans to study the new find closely. Based on their initial efforts, the research team that discovered the black hole pegged its age at just 1,000 years old. “It appears its parent star ended its life in a way that most others don’t,” said. Massachusetts Institute of Technology researcher Laura Lopez. Lopez went on to say that the supernova explosion that occurred when this star ran out of fuel was “peculiar.” The star exploded, according to Lopez, with “jets shooting away from the star’s poles,” making the supernova elongated and elliptical. The explosion was also unusual because of what the supernova failed to leave behind: a neutron star. When many massive stars collapse, they leave behind a dense, spinning core. There was no spinning core this time. Megan Watzke, press officer at NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory, explained that the lack of this type of evidence points to the existence of a black hole. “In this case … the lack of pulsations from the other possible explanation (a rapidly rotating dense star called a neutron star) add to the evidence that a black hole is there,” Watzke said.  “In other situations, however, astronomers can detect the black hole’s presence by its influence on the material around it.” For now, the potential black hole and the reason behind it remain something of a mystery……….


- The battle lines have been drawn and on one side is Iceland, a quirky island nation at the north end of the Atlantic Ocean, a place where frigid temperatures reign and summer is but a rumor. On the other side is a well-known and familiar friend to men (and women, but mostly men) everywhere: porn. The powers that be in Iceland are attempting to, gasp, ban Internet porn from their country on the grounds that explicit online images are a threat to children. Before commenting on how absurd the idea is, just remember that this is a country whose parliament (smartly) banned strip clubs two years ago on the grounds that they violate the rights of the women who work in them. The push to prevent porn from reaching Iceland’s laptop, desktop, tablet and smartphone screens is the next great quest. '"There is a strong consensus building in Iceland," Halla Gunnarsdottir, an adviser to the nation's Interior Minister. "We have so many experts, from educationalists to the police and those who work with children behind this, that this has become much broader than party politics. "At the moment, we are looking at the best technical ways to achieve this. But surely if we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet." What a great line: “If we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet.” It’s a nice thought, but the reality remains that porn IS the Internet. There are plenty of serviceable uses for it, but porn dominates the web and has for a long time. Iceland already has laws banning the printing and distribution of pornography, but the Internet has remained untamed. If the campaign succeeds, Iceland would become the first Western democracy to try and block pornography online. Interior Minister Ogmundur Jonasson has appointed committees to study the best methods for keeping porn away from children and among the options being considered are blocking the IP addresses of known porn sites and making it illegal to use credit cards from Iceland to subscribe to X-rated sites. Blocking porn would be easier in Iceland, which has a population of 322,000, than in a porn-loving nation of 260 million like the United States, but still no easy task. Not everyone is on board with the idea, as Birgitta Jonsdottir, a member of Iceland's parliament, wrote an editorial suggesting a porn ban has "near zero" chance of passing parliament. So you’re saying there’s a chance……….

Friday, February 15, 2013

Riot Watch! Bangladesh, Ferris wheels for Iowa baseball and Harrison Ford returns to "Star Wars"


- Getting people to go to a minor-league baseball game in Davenport, Iowa shouldn’t be extremely difficult. After all, it’s Davenport, Iowa. Jay-Z isn't opening his next 40/40 Club there and Davenport isn’t exactly on the must-visit list for the biggest tours and concerts crossing the United States, meaning minor league baseball should draw well. Just in case it doesn’t, the Quad Cities River Bandits are looking to upgrade the fun quotient at Modern Woodmen Park and are set to receive a solid boost from the city’s aldermen, who are poised to approve plans for a million-dollar, 90-foot tall Ferris wheel at the stadium. The River Bandits, under the direction of owner Dave Heller, will front the cost of the project and the city of Davenport will reimburse him at $220,000 over five years. That amount is money from the team’s lease designated for stadium improvements and now that the council is set to approve the project, the team hopes to have everything up and running by June. Not only does the plan call for a Ferris wheel, but the project will also include carousel and zip line rides in or near the historic ballpark. With that sort of enjoyment awaiting them at the stadium, fans will scarcely have to pay attention to the game or be reminded too often that they’re watching crappy minor league baseball. “I think it’s going to be a great way to bring people together,” Heller said. “Bring them downtown and provide families with an affordable family-friendly way of spending an evening in the summertime together.” Ferris wheels also have plenty in common with baseball in America. Both are largely forgotten relics of bygone eras and few people still enjoy them anymore. If baseball is going to hang around, it may as well bring a Ferris wheel to the party and together, it could be the most exciting entertainment option in Iowa this side of the local butter churn……..


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Bangladesh is a hot mess of rage and uprising at the moment on account of a war crimes tribunal that has sparked deadly clashes between The Man and supporters of the Jamaat-e-Islami party, one of whose leaders was convicted by the tribunal last week. In response to the conviction, Jamaat-e-Islami supporters took the fight to police in the Bangladeshi city of Cox's Bazar and three were killed in the chaos. The death toll was higher in Cox's Bazar than in the capital Dhaka, where tens of thousands gathered to demand the death penalty for those convicted. What makes the story remarkable is that the tribunal is investigating crimes dating from the 1971 independence war and most tribunals aren't looking into crimes that happened more than four decades ago. According to police officer Mohammad Azad Mia, the deadly clashes with protestors included a gun battle in which supporters of Jamaat used fire arms and crude bombs against the police. "We first used rubber bullets and tear gas shells to disperse them. But they kept on attacking us. So, we opened fire on the protesters. Three people were killed but we are not sure whether they were killed by our bullets," Azad said. A local Jamaat leader denied that firearms were used against police, but guaranteeing that no one brought a gun to thus crude bomb fight when hundreds of people are gathering to rise up is difficult. The riot was merely one step in the process for Jamaat, with the party also calling for a country-wide general strike on Monday in protest over the deaths. Demonstrations of varying sizes and ferocity have been going on for the past 11 days and Friday’s was the largest yet. The festivities began at a busy intersection started after Jamaat leader Abdul Kader Mullah was sentenced to life in prison in connection with mass murder and torture during the war. Ten others, including eight Jamaat party leaders, remain on trial at the International Crimes Tribunal set up by the Bangladeshi government. Jamaat supporters view the tribunal as part of a wrongful crusade by current Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina, whose party is a bitter rival of Jamaat ally BNP, a leading opposition group……….


- How cheap and desperate are city officials in Milford, Ct.? Cheap and desperate enough that they expect citizens to show up out of the goodness of their hearts, bring their shovels and volunteer for manual labor with nothing more than a pat on the back and a word of thanks from their community as a reward. Borrowing a tactic from the nearby town of Waterbury, Milford officials are asking residents to complete the work its crews were too lazy or simply took too many coffee breaks to complete and finish cleaning up the wintry mess left by Blizzard Charlotte. The call went out Thursday for any able-bodied men and women willing to volunteer their time to clear sidewalks and make them safe to use throughout the day Friday and heading into the weekend. "As Milford digs out from this unprecedented, record-setting blizzard, and as public works continues to clear snow from our roadways and public areas, volunteers can help the community by lending a hand in those neighborhoods where help is needed to shovel sidewalks," Milford Mayor Benjamin G. Blake said in a statement Thursday. The plea came two days after Waterbury Mayor Neil O'Leary recruited local teens and adults through social media to help shovel out the city's schools on Tuesday and was actually able to recruit more than 300 teenagers for a so-called “youth brigade” that showed up and spent several hours assisting with the cleanup effort. Milford needs the help because even after local, police sent an alert to residents and business owners to clear their sidewalks, areas in front of the city’s vacant buildings and neglected areas went unshoveled. Coming out to help the city dig out could be viewed as a hassle, but keeping sidewalks and streets clear could help avoid incidents like the one that took placed earlier this week when a Milford man died after being hit by a snowplow truck Monday morning while crossing Bridgeport Avenue with his relatives. If the sidewalks are clear, people can use them and avoid the roads, thereby averting a potential run-in with a plow………


- How old is too old for one of Hollywood’s biggest names to reprise a role he last played nearly three decades ago? If there is enough cash on the table, clearly no age is too high for Harrison Ford. Ford is reportedly returning in “Star Wars: Episode VII” to play Han Solo, the iconic role that he last played in 1983’s “Return of the Jedi.” With J.J. Abrams set to direct the seventh installment of the franchise and become the first person other than George Lucas to sit in the director’s chair for a “Star Wars” movie, Disney could well be counting on Ford to provide at least a tangential link to the franchise’s previous existence. Ford is now 70 (seriously) and his decision to take the money, er, reverse field and return to the “Star Wars” fold is a marked departure from his previous stances on a potential comeback. In 2010, he suggested that keeping his character alive was a mistake and expressed regret that Lucas had not given Han Solo a proper big-screen death. “I thought he should have died in the last one, just to give it some bottom; some gravitas. George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys,” Ford said at the time. When the idea of reviving the franchise and having Han Solo as a part of it was raised, Ford didn’t seem enthused by the idea. “I don’t think there’s a way to weave him back into the story,” he added. Amazingly enough, his deal to return to the franchise was reportedly “significant,” which is weird because big-name actors never demand massive paydays for relatively small amounts of work. Ford’s changing views seemed to shift in November, when he initially expressed interest in being a part of the new series of films. It is unclear how much screen time he will have or how integral his role will be in the story Abrams and his writing team are penning, but the check should be massive………


- There is an app for nearly everything a person could use an iPad for, but as long as Apple’s popular tablet has existed, there has been at least one significant hole in its list of offerings. Microsoft Office, the one Microsoft product that is remotely useful on a regular basis, has never been offered for the iPad despite numerous reports that Bill Gates’ company has built an iPad version of its Office suite of programs. Those versions have never been released and as a result, iPad users have never been able to use Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint on their tablets. Finding a way to work out the differences between the two companies and bring the popular programs to the top tablet on the market would seem like a win for both sides, but until now, no one has answered the question of just how much Microsoft is missing out on by not having Office for the iPad. Leave it to someone whose job is to make as much money for himself as possible while also turning a small profit for his clients if it isn’t too much trouble to answer that query. Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Holt has done the calculations and determined that not having Office for the iPad costs Microsoft about $2.5 billion a year. Holt sent out a message to investors claiming that if Microsoft released Office for the iPad, as many as 30 percent of iPad users would purchase the software. If that number continued to increase with the growing number of iPad users and the number of Office purchasers rose to 200 million in 2014, Microsoft would make $2.5 billion even after Apple deducted its 30-percent cut for selling the app on the App Store. Those numbers don’t even include possible additions of Office for the iPhone and iPod Touch and it makes one wonder why there isn’t more traction for developing this idea by either party………

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Pigs with wheels, Bigfoot in Arizona and Lil Wayne insults a civil rights icon


- Lil Wayne has managed to rhyme his way into some big-time controversy with his remix of Future’s “Karate Chop,” a track containing what have been decried as offensive lyrics concerning murdered civil-rights figure Emmett Till. Epic Records has yanked Weezy’s allegedly unauthorized remix of the track, which quickly made its way around the Internet, and tagged its actions with a strongly worded statement that did its best to undo whatever damage the track may have affected. “We regret the unauthorized remix version of Future’s ‘Karate Chop,’ which was leaked online and contained hurtful lyrics,” Epic said in its statement. ”Out of respect for the legacy of Emmett Till and his family and the support of the Reverend Jesse L. Jackson, Sr. … we are going through great efforts to take down the unauthorized version.” Although the track’s reference to Till was only a passing one, having his name attached to lyrics about pain pills and certain parts of the female anatomy clearly wasn’t what the label or Till’s family wanted. “Pop a lot of pain pills/Bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels/Beat that p—y up like Emmett Till,” Lil Wayne raps in the middle of the song. Callously referring to a murdered civil rights figure who was slain in 1955 at the age of 14 after being accused of flirting with a white woman seems like it should be a blatantly obvious bad move, but either Wayne didn’t know the whole story of Till’s alleged flirtation that prompted the woman’s husband and half-brother to beat him and shoot him in the head or he didn’t take it as seriously as the Till family still does, because they quickly responded once the track leaked by calling it  “dishonorable” and “offensive.” “We found it dishonorable to his name and what his death has meant to us as a people and as a culture,” said Airickca Gordon-Taylor, cousin of Emmett Till. ”It was offensive not only to us, but to our ancestors and to women and to themselves as young, black men. I just couldn’t understand how you could compare the gateway of life to the brutality and punishment of death.” Well said………


- Where has Bigfoot been? Supposedly, allegedly, in Arizona lately. Whether or not you believe this to be true depends on a) how totally gullible you are and b) how willing you are to cast your lot with a noted loon like Alex Hearn of the Arizona Cryptozoological Research Organization. "Everybody has a desire to know the unexplained and to find the truth," Hearn explained. What that has to do with someone finding what is allegedly a toenail allegedly belonging to the elusive and furry creature is unclear, but Hearn certainly seems fired up by the find. Sure, it may not be the non-smoking, nonexistent gun that Bigfoot enthusiasts have long rallied around in the form of grainy video from the 60s was suggested to be the main proof that the creature existed, but it’s something…..maybe. Hearn believes he has seen the creature in person and vividly recalled his sighting. "When I saw it, it was lifting branches up with its arms and walking into the space through the thickets at the side of the road," he explained. The toenail in question was discovered by a homeowner outside of Seligman and while a single toenail purportedly from a mythical, massive creature of unknown origins doesn’t seem like much, those who believe Bigfoot exists have rallied around the find. "The toenail is proof that the creature is there.  But it's not the definitive proof yet, we still have work to do," Hearn said of what is now being called "The Toenail of Bigfoot." Anyone doubting his word should know that he has been studying and researching the Sasquatch phenomenon for decades, so spar with him at your own risk….of wasting a lot of time……….


- In the one place in the world where a Jewish place of worship is perhaps most needed, the only synagogue around is on the verge of collapse. A synagogue near the former Nazi death camp Auschwitz is on the brink of physically collapsing, according to the head of the Auschwitz Jewish Center Foundation, which maintains the historic building in the southern Polish city of Oswiecim. "There are already small cracks visible," Tomasz Kuncewicz said. "A thorough examination found that the ground is unstable and with heavy rain or something similar, anything can happen." According to Kuncewicz, the synagogue is on unstable ground and if it is not reinforced soon, it may crumble. Having the Chevra Lomdei Mishnayot Synagogue collapse would be doubly bad because it is the only surviving Jewish house of prayer in the city. Oswiecim was once home to a large Jewish community and became an international symbol of the Holocaust when Nazi Germany ran its largest and deadliest concentration camp just two miles from the city center during World War II. A jaw-dropping 1.5 million people, mostly Jews, were killed at the Auschwitz-Birkenau camps and the Nazis also tore down virtually every synagogue they encountered. "Several synagogues were located in the area, and this was the only one not destroyed by the Nazis," Kuncewicz said. Not only did the building survive the Nazi occupation, it also made it through World War I after construction was finished in 1913, although its iterior was gutted during World War II and it was used to store ammunition. Following the war, a small group of Jewish survivors restored the building provisionally, but when that group emigrated to Poland, it once again fell into disuse. It became a carpet warehouse in the 1970s after the country's communist government nationalized the building and didn’t return to its original purpose until it was turned back over to the Jewish community in 1998, nine years after the fall of the communist regime. Jewish residents of the two rededicated it in 2000 in an attempt to breathe life into the local Jewish community and it has existed since then as a place of prayer, as well as a historical site and educational center that draws 25,000 visitors each year. Keeping it standing will be expensive and organizers are seeking $300,000 for the renovation effort with hopes of starting start the repairs this spring………..


- For the latest in livestock health and technology news, let’s all turn our focus to the uplifting tale of Chris P. Bacon. Bacon is a disabled piglet born without the use of his back legs. When the pig was born, its owner did not know how to care for it and considered euthanizing it rather than allow it to live a truly miserable existence. Instead, that owner approached veterinarian Len Lucero, who adopted the pig and set about finding a way to help the handicapped animal get around and lead a happier existence. He took custody of the pig when it was only a few days old and showing his inner MacGyver, Lucero fashioned a wheelchair made of K’Nex toy parts and attached it to the then-one-pound pig. As could be expected from a young, emotionally immature and rebellious pig, Chris P. Bacon fought against having the device rigged up to his back half. “He screamed, yelled,” Lucero says. “He didn’t like it at first, but he got used to it.” Eventually, the pig warmed up to the idea of his special wheelchair and began moving around quickly, grunting and squeaking as he tested his newfound mobility. He eventually grew out of his first wheelchair and is nearly too large to use the replacement model Lucero designed for him, but when he does outgrow it, he should be large enough to use a permanent device made by HandicappedPets, a company that provides wheelchairs for disabled animals. His story has gone viral on YouTube and his handlers have set up Twitter and Facebook accounts for his fans to send support to their favorite pig.  ”I Love Chris P. Bacon” shirts are also on the way and proceeds from their sales will be used to fund the pig’s car. “He’s the best-looking pig out there,” said Cindy Drescher, a veterinary technician who spends every day with Chris P. Bacon. “He’s going to be more famous than Arnold from ‘Green Acres.’” Well, the list of famous pigs isn't really that long, so it’s definitely possible………


- Hockey rinks, especially NHL hockey rinks, are places where toughness prevails. People don’t lace up their skates and pick up their sticks unless they are willing to play through pain, shrug off bloody noses and tough out injuries that athletes in other sports may use as a reason to sit out a few games. Yet even hockey players can’t gut over every last injury and there are few more vivid reminders of that fact that Ottawa Senators defenseman Erik Karlsson having his left Achilles’ tendon sliced in half t by a skate blade late in the second period Wednesday night against Pittsburgh. Karlsson, the Norris Trophy winner last season as the NHL's top defenseman, was cut by Penguins forward Matt Cooke's skate blade as the two tangled along the boards. He entered the game leading NHL defensemen with six goals, scoring three times in his previous four games, but he’s also going to end the season with those totals now that he will need surgery to repair his torn tendon. "It's a tough blow," Senators captain Daniel Alfredsson said. "Obviously, the way he's playing, and how much he means to our team, it feels terrible and I feel really bad for him." After Cooke’s blade sliced his leg, Karlsson immediately fell to the ice and was in visible pain. He needed help to make it back to the bench and seemed to know the injury was a serious one, as he threw his stick against the boards in frustration before disappearing down the runway. This incident is not the first time Cooke has been involved in a dangerous play on the ice, as he has been suspended several times for hits, some involving head shots that injured opposing players. In 2011, he was suspended for the Penguins' final 10 regular-season games and the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs after an elbow to the head of New York Rangers defenseman Ryan McDonagh. "We all know who's involved in it," Senators coach Paul MacLean said ominously………

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Witchcraft in Papua New Guinea, developing the iWatch and Adele (doesn't) yell at Chris Brown


- I see delusional kooks who see dead people. Haley Joel Osment may not have uttered those words in “The Sixth Sense,” but he would have if the weirdos of Modesto, Calif. freak show/paranormal activity group “Chill Seekers” had been written into the script. These are the kooks who hold séances, insist that inanimate objects are possessed with evil spirits and come up with all sorts of other chicanery that makes the less suggestible among us roll their eyes. Still, even for groups like the Chill Seekers, this is new. Members of the group are convinced that they have concrete proof that a Navy aircraft carrier is haunted. They routinely carry out such investigations and for their most recent case, the group traveled to Alameda on the 70th anniversary of the USS Hornet. The Hornet is an iconic ship with a long and storied history of destroying enemy ships and aircraft, but it has also been rumored to be haunted in recent years. Those tales led the Chill Seekers, a group founded one year ago, to make the road trip to visit the ship and see for themselves if it truly is haunted. They have already spent thousands of dollars of their own money on equipment that they hope will help them find what they are looking for, so these mental cases are all-in and there is no bailing out now. Their investigations center on what they call a "spirit box," which scans through radio frequencies. Chill Seekers members believe spirits communicate using white noise and by manipulating transmissions, so monitoring radio frequencies is the best way to determine if they are present or not. Group members know they will be heckled, doubted and mocked, and have issued an open challenge to waste several hours of your time by going on one of their hunts and seeing for yourself just what a bunch of windbags they are………


- Adele has never been accused of being the most pleasant, sunny person in the music industry, but she insists that the heat she’s receiving for allegedly screaming down noted misogynist Chris Brown Sunday night at the Grammy Awards. Images surfaced after the show of Adele, standing a few feet from Brown with her mouth agape and a stern expression on her face, appearing to scream at him for his refusal to stand when Frank Ocean won an award. Brown and Ocean nearly brawled in a recording studio parking lot a couple of weeks back and when Ocean won Best Urban Contemporary Album, Brown remained seated while the rest of the crowd stood and cheered. Initially, it seemed that the British songstress took issue with that perceived lack of respect and openly chided Brown for it, but she took to Twitter to let everyone know that wasn’t the case. 
“Chris Brown and I were complimenting each other in that photo actually!” she tweeted on Tuesday. Although the picture in question seems to show a very different story, a second photo from the evening showed Adele and Brown posing happily for a picture together, so maybe she is telling the truth and she is one of the two or three people in the world who does not currently have a beef with Brown. The story would be so much better if she had excoriated Brown and reamed him in front of some of the biggest names in the industry for being a Grade-A d-bag who wouldn’t even get off his butt and do a polite golf clap for an award winner because the two of them are beefing like a couple of 10-year-old fighting over who gets to play the Xbox next, but there are always other awards shows Adele can ream someone at………


- Just as a death in the über-dangerous X-Games event known as Snowmobile Freestyle was probably inevitable, so too was the reaction after that first death took place. Snowmobile Freestyle competitor Caleb Moore died from injuries suffered at X Games Aspen last month. He passed away on Jan. 31 in Colorado, one week after his attempt at a backflip in the freestyle event failed and the skis on his 450-pound snowmobile caught the lip of the landing area and sent him flying over the handlebars. In an event where competitors fly dozens of feet into the air on 500-pound snowmobiles and perform maneuvers that leave them temporarily detached from said snowmobiles as those machines float above them in mid-air, it seemed inevitable that something would go horribly wrong and a rider would not survive. Moore, a four-time X Games Snowmobile Freestyle medalist, became that first casualty and now, the fallout has begun. With X Games going global more than ever this year, a snowmobile freestyle exhibition was scheduled for X Games Tignes 2013 in France next month. That event has been canceled, ESPN announced Tuesday, citing a review of the sport that began after Moore’s death. "Our review of snowmobile freestyle continues. In the meantime, we have decided to forego the planned demonstration freestyle event at X Games Tignes," ESPN, which now runs X Games, said in its statement. Without the snowmobile event, X Games Tignes the second of six global X Games events this year, will feature snowboarding and skiing competition. Along with ESPN, the International Series of Champions canceled freestyle events that had been planned in conjunction with AMSOIL Championship Snocross races in Williamsburg, Mich., and Lake Geneva, Wis., out of respect for Moore. All of these gestures are fine, but maybe this all should have happened sooner, before someone died…….


- Who knew the spirit of the Salem witch trials was still alive and well in the 21st century? Give it up for Papua New Guinea, where a woman accused of witchcraft was stripped, tortured and bound by a group of fanatical accusers who then burned her alive in front of hundreds of witnesses in a small town. Amazingly, no one stepped in to stop the murder and it instantly became one of the highest profile sorcery-related murders in the history of the South Pacific island nation. Worse still, many of the locals treated the event as if it were all a show or a holiday parade, taking pictures of the entire assault. Papua New Guinea’s prime minister, police and diplomats all condemned the killing of Kepari Leniata, a 20-year-old mother who had been accused of sorcery by relatives of a 6-year-old boy who died in the hospital the day before, police spokesman Dominic Kakas said. Leniata was tortured with a hot iron rod, bound, doused in gasoline, then set alight on a pile of car tires and trash in the Western Highlands provincial capital of Mount Hagen in a scene that feels like it should have happened three centuries ago. Deputy Police Commissioner Simon Kauba doesn’t sound impressed with the efforts of Mount Hagen investigators and excoriated them for failing to make a single arrest, Kakas said. "He was very, very disappointed that there's been no arrest made as yet," Kakas said. Attendees for the murder reportedly refused to cooperate with police, whom Kauba believes are not putting enough effort into solving the case. "The incident happened in broad daylight in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses and yet we haven't picked up any suspects yet. He was very, very curious about that and he blasted the investigators on the phone," Kakas added. The prime suspect so far is the victim’s own husband, who made himself look much less suspicious by fleeing the province. Sorcery has long been a part of Papuan New Guinean culture, but responses to alleged sorcery has grown increasingly violent in recent years. Police Commissioner Tom Kulunga described the murder as "shocking and devilish” and suggested that it might be time for the island nation’s people to move into a more modern era. "We are in the 21st century and this is totally unacceptable," Kulunga said in a statement. Hell, at this point the 19th century would be a massive upgrade………


- Apple has mastered devices you can sit on your desktop and use to go online, ones that you can hold in your hand and use to Skype, others than sit on your lap and allow you to edit videos and gadgets that store your entire digital music library, so what’s next for the house that Steve Jobs built? How about the iWatch? Rumors are growing increasingly prevalent that the so-called "iWatch" may indeed be more than just a pet project and could in fact be on track as a bonafide, top-priority endeavor. Sources claim that Apple's wristwatch team has as many as 100 product designers on it, including senior director of engineering James Foster and manager Achim Pantfoerder, and even if that 100-member team is a slight exaggeration, there is enough smoke wafting up into the air to suggest that the company has indeed been working on the idea for some time. Multiple reports have sketched out a picture of a team that includes managers, members of the marketing group and software and hardware engineers who previously worked on the iPhone and iPad. Few details have leaked out about the watch, but it reportedly sports a curved glass surface and runs a modified version of iOS. Depending on whom you believe, the watch may already be in testing and Apple has reached out to manufacturers about coming on board. The company has tried its hand at wearable devices in the past, mostly fitness trackers, but none has ever developed enough to hit the market. Maybe the iWatch is the culmination of those efforts and a sign that Apple has learned from its past mistakes and is ready to combine the idea of wearable technology and something other than a computer, which could be good given that its profits last year were the lowest they had been in some time……..

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Valentine's Day serenades, wrestling out of the Olympics and movies that actually matter


- Egypt’s pyramids were getting old and boring, so news that at least 35 small pyramids, along with graves, have been discovered clustered closely together at a site called Sedeinga in Sudan is an exciting development. The cluster has been steadily unearthed over the past four years and the research team that found them has expressed surprise at how densely the pyramids are concentrated. In one fruitful research session, the international team discovered 13 pyramids packed into roughly 5,381 square feet. The pyramids are believed to date back around 2,000 years to a time when a kingdom named Kush flourished in Sudan and no, stoners, not that kind of kush. Kush shared a border with Egypt and, later on, the Roman Empire and lead researcher Vincent Francigny, a research associate with the American Museum of Natural History in New York, believes the pyramids illustrate the influence of Egyptian culture on the Kush kingdom. "The density of the pyramids is huge," Francigny said. "Because it lasted for hundreds of years they built more, more, more pyramids and after centuries they started to fill all the spaces that were still available in the necropolis." None of the pyramids are huge and the largest in the grouping are about 22 feet wide at their bases, while the smallest was only 30 inches long and it was likely constructed for the burial of a child. Researchers believe pyramid building continued for centuries at Sedeinga. None of the pyramids have their tops attached and over time, the site’s proximity to a camel caravan route likely resulted in damage to the monuments. Francigny explained that the tops would have been decorated with a capstone depicting either a bird or a lotus flower on top of a solar orb. Construction stopped, he added, when the Kush people ran out of room. "They reached a point where it was so filled with people and graves that they had to reuse the oldest one," Francigny said. He and Claude Rilly wrote in their research findings that the pyramid design on one structure they found resembles a French formal garden………


- The referee has counted the 1, 2, 3 and the opponent’s hand has been raised in victory. Wrestling as an Olympic sport has officially been defeated after International Olympic Committee leaders dropped it from the Olympic program on Tuesday in a surprise decision that deletes one of the oldest Olympic sports from the 2020 Games. Wrestling was on the cutting board along with modern pentathlon, which was the odds-on favorite for termination. Instead, the e IOC executive board decided remove wrestling instead from its list of 25 "core sports." The decision came after a review of the 26 sports on the current Olympic program. By eliminating wrestling, the IOC can now add a new sport to the program later this year. Wrestling was a surprise elimination because it dates back to the inaugural modern Olympics in Athens in 1896. The sport combines freestyle and Greco-Roman events – or it did before it went the way of baseball and softball at the Summer Games. "This is a process of renewing and renovating the program for the Olympics," IOC spokesman Mark Adams said. "In the view of the executive board, this was the best program for the Olympic Games in 2020. It's not a case of what's wrong with wrestling, it is what's right with the 25 core sports." That is some high-grade bureaucratic bullsh*t right there, saying nothing is “wrong with” wrestling, but rather that there is something “right” with the 25 sports that weren’t cut. Adams confirmed that the decision was made by secret ballot over several rounds, with members voting each time on which sport should not be included in the core group. As with every decision made by the IOC, there is a strong chance that bribes and corruption were involved even if no proof or allegations have been brought to light. Wrestling was the loser in a final group that also included modern pentathlon, taekwondo and field hockey. The board theoretically used a report by the IOC program commission report that analyzed 39 criteria, including television ratings, ticket sales, anti-doping policy and global participation and popularity, although well-placed bribes are an unofficial entry on that list. Nearly 350 wrestlers competed in 11 medal events in freestyle and seven in Greco-Roman at last year's London Olympics and those wrestlers will have the distinction of being the last ones to wrestle at the Olympics………


- While movies here in the United States explore important topics such as a fictional, demonic “mother” invented by two lost children to protect them or a portly female identity thief being chased down and battling a man whose identity she stole, it’s nice to know that directors in other corners of the world are tackling some less-weighty subject matter. Iranian director Jafar Panahi is one such filmmaker and he is aiming for big laughs with a new film that defies a ban on filmmaking and reflects his frustration at being unable to work officially in his native country. “Closed Curtain” debuted at the Berlin film festival today and it is a collaboration because Panahi and his fellow Iranian filmmaker and longtime friend, Kamboziya Partovi. Panahi, a dissident who has won awards at several major film festivals in the past, was sentenced to house arrest and a 20-year ban on filmmaking in 2010 after being convicted of "making propaganda" against Iran's ruling system. His new project is one of 19 films competing for the top Golden Bear award in Berlin. It was filmed entirely inside an isolated seaside villa and to ensure the safety of the project, most of the filming was done with the curtains drawn. It is a compelling project for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that its two directors are also its lead actors. Partovi portrays an increasingly paranoid man trapped in the house as police search the area and Panahi playing himself as the director of that story. Scenes with the curtains open were "shot at the very end so we didn't get into trouble," Partovi explained. According to festival officials, Panahi is no longer under house arrest but is still banned from making films. The German government says it requested permission from Iran to allow Panahi to travel to Berlin for the premiere but received no response. "It's very difficult not to work ... you become depressed," Partovi said, speaking through an interpreter. "For him, it became very difficult just to sit around at home." Even while under house arrest, Panahi was able to make  "This Is Not A Film," a 2011 documentary that he filmed in his Tehran apartment, where he was under house arrest………


- Men, do you want all of the bonus points of serenading your lady this Valentine’s Day without the actual humiliation of having to sing or stage your very own flash mob? If you live in or around Burlington, Vt., then you have a nice alternative to having to channel your inner Al Green or Usher. For the low, low price of $50 (much lower than that of your dignity, mind you), you can purchase a singing Valentine from the sweater vest-wearing, bearded, middle-aged songsters of the Green Mountain Chorus. That payment will get the love of your life a visit at your home, her workplace or school or a public place you drag her to by the always-cool members of a barbershop quartet….but wait, there’s more. In addition to the serenade, your woman will receive a box of Lake Champlain Chocolates and a card. "Although most men dread Valentine's Day, they shouldn't. We've been doing this for more than 15 years now, and we continue to get feedback that this was the most memorable Valentine's gift ever," said Neil Schell, president of the chorus. "We're also told it is a real bargain compared with more traditional gifts like roses or dinner. “Not only could this gesture earn you bonus points/a tongue-lashing once you get home or usher these singing losers from it, but the money you pay will provide support to two local non-profits, the Committee on Temporary Shelter Serving Vermont and the Green Mountain Chorus. According to the chorus, $5 from every Singing Valentine will go to help support COTS' shelters and services. Act now, as Valentine’s Day is Thursday and a gem of a gift like this one is sure to sell out quickly…….


- Every now and then, science accomplishes something meaningful and important. This is not one of those times. Sure, it sounds cool that scientists have been able to construct a new computer system that attempts to translate protolanguages, the ancient "parent" tongues from which modern languages evolved, but is there really a serious demand for such a system? It bears a strong resemblance to a souped-up version of Rosetta Stone and can quickly reconstruct the languages of yore from today's vocabularies with 85 percent accuracy. The system was developed by Alexandre Bouchard-Côté, statistics professor at the University of British Columbia, who believes it can outperform human linguists who painstakingly reconstruct protolanguages from the words people - know and use today. With the exception of Latin, the source of the Romance language family, and a few other scattered protolanguages, records of such languages are extremely difficult to find, leaving linguists to analyze these ancient tongues to analyze modern speech and attempt to derive their parent languages from the process. One common technique is grouping words with similar meanings and using these groups to study changes in pronunciation. “We’re hopeful our tool will revolutionize historical linguistics much the same way that statistical analysis and computer power revolutionized the study of evolutionary biology,” Bouchard-Côté said. “And while our system won’t replace the nuanced work of skilled linguists, it could prove valuable by enabling them to increase the number of modern languages they use as the basis for their reconstructions.” He worked with researchers at the University of California to develop the system, which analyzes sound-changes at basic phonetic unit level so it can operate at a much greater scale than previous computer systems. Bouchard-Côté and his colleagues reconstructed a set of protolanguages from a database of more than 142,000 word forms from 637 Austronesian languages and clearly, the world is a better place because of it……….

Monday, February 11, 2013

The Black Keys crack Bieber, horse meat in Britain and the Mariners won't pay King Felix yet


- When is signing one of the three best pitchers in Major League Baseball to a long-term extension not a no-brainer? When you’re the Seattle Mariners and you have concerns about the condition of ace Felix Hernandez’s right elbow, that’s when. Late last week, reports surfaced that the team and Hernandez had agreed to a deal that would pay $175 million over the next seven seasons. By the time Sunday afternoon rolled around, the deal was on the back burner because of numerous issues, the most prevalent of which is growing concern over Hernandez’s pitching elbow. Instead of a record-setting extension, Hernandez is receiving a healthy amount of speculation and the issue is a significant impediment to the completion of the new contract. Mariners general manager Jack Zduriencik tried to downplay the issue, insisting that his ace has been on a normal throwing routine in his preparations for spring training and is expected to report with the Mariners' other pitchers and catchers on Tuesday. Once Hernandez arrives in Peoria, Ariz. and undergoes his physical, “we'll get rolling,” Zduriencik said. "I'm not going to comment on any of that other stuff. It's ridiculous. I've watched him at (Safeco Field) for the last month or so throwing, and he's his normal self.” If Hernandez does have elbow issues, he wouldn’t be the first workhorse starting pitcher to suffer such woes. He has already amassed  1,620 1/3 innings in his career and is one of just four pitchers to have thrown that many innings before their 27th birthday: Bert Blyleven, Fernando Valenzuela and Dwight Gooden. Those three pitchers before the current era, when massive salaries have led teams to become more protective of their young arms. Hernandez is under contract for the next two seasons, so there is no rush to ink him to an extension for fear of losing him to free agency. Still,, a struggling team like the Mariners would do well to lock up their best player rather than wait………


- Well, this is a creative twist on the whole crazy, old cat lady scenario. Darlene Flatoff of Plover, Wisc. doesn’t have a dilapidated old home overrun with stray cats she keeps feeding and treating like her real, human family. Instead, her now-former home was overrun with pet rats and those rats are the reason Portage County health official evicted her. "They've chewed out the floor boards," exterminator Matthew Schneider said of the sad state of Flatoff’s mobile home. Court documents tell Flatoff’s sad story, one that began in December when Portage County Sheriff's officers were told about a severe case of rodent infestation at Flatoff's mobile home in Plover. She was warned several times to get rid of the rats and when she refused, the town condemned her property. The rats have been growing in number since Flatoff was allegedly given her first rat as a pet and now, hundreds of them have overrun the trailer and are its lone occupants now that their patron saint of filth has been booted. "It shocked me a little bit because usually people don't have that many rats for pets," Schneider said. Yes, but most people are at least fairly normal, something Flatoff clearly is not. Officials in the mobile home park when Flatoff lived said rats could be seen crawling around in the windows and the smell from the filth and waste they create has become unbearable. Now that the enabler has been evicted, Schneider and health department officials can focus on eliminating the problem. "My plan of attack is to set up a whole mess of live traps in there," Schneider said. "I'm going to live trap them and then put them to sleep." He has been an exterminator for more than 20 years, but admits he has never encountered anything quite like this. At the apex of the pest problem, health department officials estimated that roughly 300 rats lived with Flatoff, who told authorities the rats were her friends and didn't cause any harm. She has since left the area and is living with a friend in the southern part of the state while Plover officials are trying to decide what will happen to the mobile home. A dousing of gasoline and a lit match should to the trick………


- Residents of the United Kingdom eat plenty of odd and slightly disgusting – haggis, anyone? – but even stuffed sheep’s liver seems more palatable at the moment than what Brits have allegedly been chowing down on of late. Perhaps the victims of an international conspiracy, British consumers are learning that they may have eaten horse that was imported as beef. Government officials have blamed an "international criminal conspiracy” and say the situation has once again raised the troubling issue of how closely food is monitored before it reaches Europe's dinner tables. Horse meat is a delicacy elsewhere in Europe, but definitely not in Britain. The alleged conspiracy includes stories of a complex network of slaughterhouses and middlemen standing between the farm and the supermarkets across Europe and those stories have both France and Britain vowing to punish those found responsible for selling horse meat purported to be beef. Telling the two types of meat apart requires DNA testing and since most companies have neither the time nor the interest to conduct such testing on batches of meat, many parties along the line now say they feel duped by suppliers. A French farm has already accused suppliers in Romania, although no proof has been offered in that case. "This is a conspiracy against the public," said British farm minister Owen Paterson. "I've got an increasing feeling that it is actually a case of an international criminal conspiracy." What’s the big deal with eating horse meat, which is perfectly edible? Officials have expressed concerns that the meat may contain a drug known as bute -- a common anti-inflammatory painkiller for sporting horses but banned for animals intended for eventual human consumption. The scandal has led British frozen foods group Findus to recall its beef lasagna products after discovering they included horse meat. French supplier is the party suggesting that the questionable meat came from Romania. European Union officials have sent out a union-wide alert on the issue, which has been at the forefront of food safety discussions since British supermarkets found horse meat in beef burgers from Ireland last month. In the latest controversy, French officials tracing the contamination of the Findus beef lasagna said a Luxembourg factory had been supplied by the French firm Poujol, which had bought the meat frozen from a Cypriot trader, who subcontracted the order to a Dutch trader supplied by a Romanian abattoir. The entire story is so convoluted that it almost begs for a movie script. Does anyone know if Daniel Craig is available between Bond films………..


- Never has there been a better reason to like The Black Keys than this. Not only did the duo of Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney combine to win four Grammys Sunday night, including Best Rock Song and Best Rock Album, but their success in accruing trophies has absolutely nothing to do with why the Akron, Ohio natives deserve respect and praise today. No, the Keys should get props because of Carney’s act after the show went off the air and he headed to an after party at Chateau Marmont. As fans swarmed around him, reporters asked if he felt that talentless Canadian pop hack Justin Bieber should feel slighted about not even being nominated for any Grammys this year. Carney not only had no sympathy for Bieber; he outright verbally cold-cocked the teeny-bopper icon right between his well-manicured eyebrows with a haymaker. "He's rich, right?" Carney asked rhetorically. "Grammys are for like music, not for money ... and he's making a lot of money. He should be happy." In other words, cashing in on the suspect musical tastes of 13-year-old girls is one thing, but being recognized for making good music is something else entirely. Anyone who objects to Carney’s point of view should take a step back and look at Bieber’s life. He has never won a Grammy and probably never will, but he makes a ton of money, can bask in the adoring shrieks of approval from teen and pre-teen girls any time he wants to venture out in public and has all of the Ferraris, Lamborghinis and other trappings of the rich and famous that he has time to buy. Even if no academy or industry group is ever foolish enough to act like his music doesn’t suck and hands him an award he doesn’t deserve, he’ll still be rich and he can still date plenty of A-listers…….


- Elon Musk hasn’t failed in too many endeavors in his business career, as his billionaire status attests. He may want to brace himself for the possibility that his most visible failure to date is on the way because Tesla Motors Inc., the maker of electric vehicles he owns, is in a tailspin two days after an über-negative first- person account about a Tesla Model S sedan test-drive published in December by the New York Times. The story detailed a scenario where cold weather reduced the car’s range between charges. In the piece, the writer explained in detail how the Model S he drove failed to meet the electric sedan’s 300-mile range “under ideal conditions” while driving in temperatures as low as 10 degrees Fahrenheit. With that story circulating and casting doubts on the already-sketchy view many consumers have of electric cars, Tesla shares declined 3.5 percent to $37.88 on the New York Stock Exchange, declining 4.4 percent on Monday, the biggest intraday drop since Dec. 13. Prior to the report, Tesla shares had gained 23 percent in the 12 months through Feb. 8. This is the last news any company wants to hear as it prepares to build at least 20,000 new models of any vehicle. Tesla will move ahead with that batch of 20,000 Model S cars at its Fremont, Calif., factory and add the Model X electric sport-utility vehicle in 2014, but the negative publicity casts some doubt on the undertaking. Tesla has a lot of hope riding on the ability of the Model S to make its electric car business profitable, but one disappointing test drive on I-95 along the East Coast could set the effort back substantially……..

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Defending MLB cheaters, drones to patrol Seattle and low-calorie fast food sells big

- Maybe the message will sink in to fast-food eateries that have become scarily efficient factories for cranking out the unhealthiest of unhealthy eats. Health officials and advocates have long pressured such restaurants to pare down their portion sizes and cook using healthier ingredients, but maybe pressure was the wrong tactic. A report released Thursday offers eateries the incentive of being more profitable if they upgrade the low-calorie options on their menus. “We found that those restaurant chains that were growing their lower-calorie items, they demonstrated business advantages,” said Hank Cardello, lead author of the report from the think tank Hudson Institute. “These are not just nice-to-have items, these are necessary parts of the portfolio.” Whether his argument that doing the right thing for customers’ health “makes sense to your bottom line” is actually accepted by the restaurant industry remains to be seen. To compile their data, Cardello and colleagues looked at 21 of the nation’s largest restaurant chains, both fast-food and sit-down establishments, with the 21 chains accounting for $102 billion in annual sales. For a five-year period from 2006-11, the restaurants with lower-calorie food and drink outperformed other choices in 17 of those chains, the report showed. As the federal government refines its mandates for providing nutritional information on menus, the report is another weapon to use in the fight against one of the leading causes of obesity. The obesity rate in 39 states is 25 percent or higher in 2013, compared to a mark of 15 percent or lower in every state in 1990. In the study, the Hudson Institute set a 500-calorie limit for a sandwich or entrée to be called lower-calorie and a 150-calorie limit for side dishes, appetizers and desserts. Eight-ounce drinks had a threshold of  50 calories. During the five years of the study, the chains reported an increase of 472 billion servings of lower-calorie foods and beverages and those establishments offering such foods saw a 5.5 percent increase in same-store sales, compared with a 5.5 percent decline among chains selling fewer lower-calorie servings………


- Making sure stoners are abiding by Washington’s new, more relaxed marijuana laws is going to be difficult if everyone doesn’t stay out of the Seattle Police Department’s business. Specifically, Mayor Mike McGinn needs to slow his roll and take two giant steps back because his opposition to the police department’s controversial plan to fly unmanned aerial surveillance drones over the city is a major problem. McGinn has brought the plan to a screeching halt and now two drones the department acquired in 2010 and hoped to use as crime-fighting tools are just glorified paper weights or lawn ornaments. “Today I spoke with Seattle Police Chief John Diaz and we agreed that it was time to end the unmanned aerial vehicle program, so that SPD can focus its resources on public safety and the community-building work that is the department’s priority,” McGinn said in a written statement. Hopefully someone in the accounting department saved the receipts and the manufacturer has a lenient return policy because McGinn wants the drones returned to the vendor. Worse still, the mayor doesn’t sound like he just needs time to warm up to the idea. “I don’t see us picking up on this in the near future,” McGinn added. What makes McGinn’s stance so infuriating is the fact that he appears to be kowtowing to the fleeting whims of his constituents, many of whom angrily spoke out about the drones at a city council meeting less than 24 hours before his decision. Citizens decried the drones as a violation of their civil rights and excoriated the council and the city’s Civil Rights and Technology Committee as the two groups attempted to draft regulations and rules for use of the drones. The bleeding hearts of the American Civil Liberties Union also weighed in on the matter. “The mayor wisely realized that the case was made, that these were not necessary for public safety, and questions about privacy were not answered,” said ACLU representative Doug Honig. Thankfully, at least one council member had the right perspective on the controversy: chairman Bruce Harrell, who is running for mayor against McGinn. Harrell boldly declared that scrapping drones without further talks was a bad move. “What the mayor demonstrated today was he has no plan; you don’t apply all this effort, apply for federal funds, and scrap it arbitrarily,” Harrell countered. It’s brilliant logic by a man who will hopefully be Seattle’s next mayor……..


- A winter storm that made a trip to the movies impossible for much of the East Coast and an overly snarky critic calling its female lead “a hippo” were not enough to keep the new movie “Identity Thief” from claiming the top spot at the weekend box office. The film debuted in first place with $36.6 million even though star Melissa McCarthy was decried as being obese and annoying by critic Rex Reed. “Warm Bodies” slipped one spot from last week, relinquishing the top spot and settling for second with $11.5 million. Through two weeks, the project has banked $36.6 million. Another newcomer, “Side Effects,” finished third with a so-so $10 million debut. “Silver Linings Playbook” remained in the top four for the fourth straight weekend as it padded its domestic earnings with $6.9 million for a 13-week tally of $90 million. “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” snagged fifth place with $5.8 million for a three-week domestic tally of $44 million. Low-budget horror flick “Mama” was sixth with $4.4 million and has banked $64.1 million thus far. Seventh place belonged to “Zero Dark Thirty” as it added $4 million to its coffers and has brought in $83.6 million and counting. “Argo” vaulted back into the top 10 with $2.5 million, good for eighth place, and so far it has amassed $123.7 million. “Django Unchained” landed in ninth place, made $2.3 million and has accrued $154.5 million in seven weeks. “Bullet to the Head” somehow managed to avoid falling out of the top 10 in its second week, stumbling to $2 million to up its whopping two-week haul to $8.2 million as it claimed the tenth spot. “Lincoln” (No. 12), “Parker” (No. 13) and “Les Miserables” (No. 15) all fell out from last week’s top 10………


- Syria’s opposition movement should feel great about its chances to overthrow the tyrannical regime of the despotic dictator Bashar al-Assad. This observation is based not on numbers for either side or the weapons they possess, but rather on a video that made its way to YouTube this week. The video should send a shiver down al-Assad’s spine and a jolt of hope through the opposition movement. It shows what appear to be Syrian soldiers dancing and singing to the hack-tastic 2004 song “Yeah!” from pop/R&B hack Usher. Sadly, the video has not been verified and if the Syrian army has any self-respect, it never will be. Still, both pro and anti-regime activists have seized upon the video and used it to prop up their cause and their version of the ongoing struggle for control in the embattled nation. In the short clip, heavily armed soldiers dressed in camouflage and flak jackets can be seen bobbing their heads to the music at first, then rising to their feet and beginning to move their feet and hips to the beat while pointing their weapons to the sky. With smiles on their faces, the soldiers line up and file past the camera, still swinging their gun-wielding arms and bobbing their heads. As the two-minute clip comes to an end, the dancing abruptly stops and a loud bang is heard and the soldiers break out into a battle cry that translates to, "With our souls, our blood, we sacrifice for you Bashar!" The end is a buzz kill, especially when some of the soldiers then begin spraying bursts of gunfire in the air. The video was reportedly filmed in southern Syria, but even though the uniforms appear to be consistent with those worn by Syrian soldiers, no one has stepped up to confirm its veracity………


- If one statement could sum up the stance of every union representing professional athletes on the issue of performance enhancers and other drugs, it would be the response by baseball union head Michael Weiner in relation to several Major League Baseball players being implicated last week by the Miami New Times for allegedly receiving performance-enhancing substances from a Florida anti-aging clinic. The weekly newspaper published documents it alleged showed the players received PEDs from the clinic and notable names such as Alex Rodriguez, Gio Gonzalez, Melky Cabrera, Bartolo Colon and Nelson Cruz were all named in the story. Other players, including Ryan Braun and Jhonny Peralta, have since been linked to the clinic and most of those singled out have issued denials of the allegations. Despite these links, Weiner went directly to the union playbook for such instances and made sure no one was convicting any of the players he represents of crimes they almost assuredly committed, be it in the court of public opinion or elsewhere. "This investigation that MLB is running has yet to produce any evidence that any player has violated the program, much less than any agent has violated the program," Weiner said. "It's unfair that both players that have had distinguished careers and that agents who have had distinguished careers such as ACES have had their names raised in this context." No Weiner, what’s unfair is that players have cheated the game and the sport for so long and the union you now helm has defended their right to cheat by fighting stronger testing at every turn. Yes, MLB is attempting to gain access to the documents and establish a chain of evidence that could be used to justify any potential suspension for violating the sport's drug agreement, but would anyone be stunned if they found such evidence? Whether PEDs are being obtained through Biogenesis of America LLC, the clinic in this case, or somewhere else is irrelevant because they are clearly being obtained……….

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Rickshaws for peace, a dork gets paid and an NBC show fails after two episodes


- And we have a new record-holder. NBC has seized a lead that may be impossible for other networks to overcome, setting a mark for television ineptitude with its new (and now dead) drama “Do No Harm.” The network has officially canceled the freshman series after its debut episode ranked as the second-lowest midseason premiere in television history and its second episode brought in just 2.2 million viewers. Its Jan. 31 premiere was a giant flop and viewers were clearly not coming around to Steven Pasquale as Dr. Jason Cole, a respected neurosurgeon who has a successful career, a way with the ladies and a good heart for those in need, but who also knows he has an extremely dark side to his personality. The good (and apparently unwatchable) doctor wakes up disoriented in a wrecked hotel room amidst several near-naked women he's never seen before and soon realizes that at the same time every night, he undergoes a total personality transformation that leaves him as a devious, philandering, near-sociopathic maniac. His other self even has a name: Ian Price. He’s kept Price in check for years with a powerful experimental sedative, but the body they share has developed a resistance to the sedative and now, Price is loosed and determined to ruin the life of his tormentor. This struggle puts everyone Cole cares about in danger….or it would have if the show had aired more than two episodes. Instead, a story that next to no one seemed to care about will be truncated and NBC can go back to running repeats of other shows in its time slot and Pasquale, co-starts Michael Esper, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Phylicia Rashad and executive producer/writer is David Schulner can all move on to their respective next projects, which have to be better than this dud……..


- Ladies, now is the time to act. Dr. Curtis Cooper will never be a hotter commodity than he is right now. Cooper is the winner of a grant of $3,000 from the Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search (GIMPS), a project that has used volunteer computers to calculate and search for primes for 17 years. His feat? Discovering the new largest prime number in the world, 257,885,161-1. His find is also the 48th Mersenne prime and Cooper discovered it on his computer at the University of Central Missouri, where he is a professor and bonafide chick magnet in his spare time. A Mersenne prime is a prime number that can be written in the form Mp = 2n-1 and finding one is extremely rare. Starting at 0 and counting up to  25,964,951, there are 1,622,441 numbers that are prime, but only 42 are Mersenne primes. Cooper unearthed the 48th Mersenne as part of 39 39 days of continuous calculation by his computer in order to verify the prime status of the number, which has over 17 million digits and was discovered Jan. 25. To complete the process, Cooper used GIMPS’ algorithm, which was developed in the early 1990s by Richard Crandall, an Apple Distinguished Scientist. According to Mersenne.org, Cooper’s discovery was verified independently by several different sources: : a 32-core server running MLucas software, a Nvidia GTX 560 Ti running CUDALucas software and an Intel Core i7 CPU using GIMPS software. Writing out all 17 million of the number’s digits would fill approximately 28 novel-length books – the same number of phone books one would need to record all the digits of the ladies undoubtedly already lined up at Cooper’s office door waiting to throw themselves at him because of his huge scientific muscles………


- Rickshaws are not utilized nearly enough in the quest to bring peace to a war-torn world. Pakistani youth leader Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi is out to change that reality and in a region marred by relentless violence carried out by radical Islamic groups in his country, he is using three-wheeled motorized rickshaws as a weapon.  Zaidi is actually stealing a page from the playbook of those radical Islamists, who have long used rickshaws as mobile billboards to carry slogans in support of religious warfare in neighboring India and Afghanistan and to foster hatred against the United States. In response, Zaidi has created a fleet of rickshaws emblazoned with peace slogans and decorated with colorful designs to get his message out. "We need to take back this romanticized art form and use it for peace sloganeering and conflict resolution," he explained. The message has been received well so far in a nation where domestic Taliban militants and their allies have waged a bloody insurgency across the country in recent years, killing thousands of people. Zaidi’s  "peace rickshaw" project is based in Pakistan's largest city, Karachi, a hot mess of 18 million people wracked by ethnic, political and sectarian violence. More than 2,000 people were were murdered last year in the city and after seeing those numbers, Zaidi’s Pakistan Youth Alliance held workshops with over 200 students in some of Karachi's most conflict-prone areas to come up with designs and slogans for the rickshaws. They came up with clever slants on common Urdu street expressions, creating messages such as, "Hey dude, don't fight." Other rickshaw-side quotes include snippets of Sufi poems, phrases from the Quran or messages of harmony and unity. The alliance enlisted the help of a truck artist in the city located on Pakistan's southern coast. A an anonymous donor gave $25,000 to the effort and Zaidi hopes to spread the project to other major cities as it gets more funding………


- The Matrix don’t mess with suckas. That would be the nickname for veteran Dallas Mavericks forward Shawn Marion, who is playing on a team that has been riddled by injuries, is seven games below .500 and 5.5 games out of the last playoff spot in the NBA’s Western Conference. In other words, the Mavs likely aren't headed to the postseason and owner Mark Cuban has already declared his willingness to consider a wide range of trade options to overhaul his underachieving team. Marion, who is 34 and due $9.3 million next season, knows he could be a prime target for Dallas to unload if its front office tries to shed salary. He’s fine with being traded – just as long as the team he’s shipped to doesn’t suck. Not only does Marion not want to go to another team with no chance of winning a championship, he says he won't even show up if he doesn’t like his new home. "If I'm going to get traded, they're going to tell me what's going on and where I'm going," he said matter-of-factly. “"Because if I'm going to a (expletive) situation, I'm not going. It's just that simple. At this time, I'm too old to be trying to go through and be a, you know what I'm saying, not have a chance to do anything. I'm at a point where I want to be playing for something right now." The calm demeanor with which Marion delivered his threat was slightly unnerving, but he is adamant that he will not report to a team that doesn't have a chance to contend for a title. "That's the only way I'm going, yeah," Marion said. "Yeah, that's it. That's the only possibility that could come out of that. Other than that, it ain't happening." When asked if he would retire rather than report to a lottery-bound team, he conceded that “anything is possible.” Of course, the 15-percent trade kicker in his contract that would bump his salary into eight figures could be just the poison pill to keep another team from trading for him………


- Lawyers are already widely despised and the butt of many jokes, so adding shameless self-promotion and unabashed hijacking of an over-commercialized holiday shouldn’t do too much damage. With Valentine’s Day less than a week away, Southfield (Mich.) attorney Walter H. Bentley III is looking to drum up some business and gain some publicity by staging a Valentine's Day contest that will award the winner a free divorce. Bentley says the winner will be chosen based on most compelling and convincing story as to why they should get to dispatch of their spouse in legal (and non-lethal) fashion for no charge. "I am truly excited to be able to offer this opportunity for a free divorce. People come to my office regularly who simply cannot afford to get divorced in the current economic environment," Bentley said in a statement. Only a lawyer would say he or she was “excited” to offer a divorce under any circumstances, but as with any contest for so much as a pack of ramen noodles, there are rules and lines of fine print to sift through before claiming the prize. The divorce is limited to an uncontested divorce with no or minimum child custody issues and it is limited to Michigan residents. In other words, Northwest Ohio residents who might want to sneak across the border, steal a free marriage termination from their Michigan friends and slink back to the Buckeye State, no dice. Entry forms for the contest can be found on Bentley’s website and the deadline to apply for arguably the most dubious prize offered by any contest in recent memory is Feb. 12……….