Saturday, May 29, 2010

UConn basketball in deep sh*t, Nepal in some of its own and staged presidential photo ops

- Not a great day for you, is it UConn basketball fan? Your vaunted coach, a future hall of famer, now presides over a program accused of eight major NCAA infractions, with investigators citing hundreds of improper calls and texts from UConn staff to recruits. At the front of this impropriety parade is head coach Jim Calhoun, whose men's basketball program now faces accusations including giving recruits improper benefits and improperly distributing free tickets to high school coaches and others in addition to those impermissible calls and texts. While leading a program to multiple national titles is great, the NCAA is less concerned with those feats and more concerned with Calhoun’s alleged failure to promote an atmosphere of compliance. "It's not exactly, certainly anywhere near the high point of my career, as a matter of fact it's certainly one of the lowest points at any time that you are accused of doing something," said Calhoun. "It's a very serious matter." Thanks for that, Capt. Obvious. Look, I know the guy can’t say anything of substance at this point, when the matter is still an open case, but saying it’s “a serious matter” is a pretty severe understatement. And no, I don’t care that athletic director Jeff Hathaway offered support for Calhoun and defended the university. "Let me be clear," Hathaway said. "The University of Connecticut is fully committed to NCAA rules compliance and takes this matter very seriously. With regard to coach Calhoun, he personally has a long-standing demonstrated commitment to NCAA rules compliance." I don’t expect this guy to do anything other than back up his coach at this point, but know that the NCAA has spent 15 months digging into this matter based on suspicious activity surrounding the recruitment of former player Nate Miles, who was expelled from UConn in October 2008 without ever playing a game for the Huskies. Miles was charged with violating a restraining order in a case involving a woman who claimed he assaulted her and never got anywhere near the court in a game for the Huskies, but his impact on the program may end up being greater than anyone who has ever played at the school. Because of Miles, the NCAA began digging and found enough to accuse the program of 160 impermissible telephone calls and at least 191 impermissible text messages between recruits and coaches, including assistants Beau Archibald, Patrick Sellers, Andre LeFler, associate head coach George Blaney, and then-assistant Tom Moore, who is now the head coach at Quinnipiac. UConn has until Oct. 15 to respond to the charges because that’s when it will appear before the NCAA to give its reply. The school is likely to take the same initial tactic as the Michigan football program is currently taking in its own battle with alleged NCAA violations, attempting to impose its own sanctions in advance of any NCAA judgment in the hopes of lessening the governing body’s penalties. Those penalties could include anything from recruiting restrictions to the loss of scholarships, but a ban on postseason play or the forfeiting of any games is unlikely. No competitive advantage was gained from the violations, so more severe penalties relating to on-court issues just don’t make much sense. Recruiting restrictions can definitely have an impact, though. Just as Indiana University how much it hurt to have the NCAA crack down on its men’s hoops program after the misdeeds of noted liar and scumbag Kelvin Sampson, who was forced out in February 2008 when more than 100 impermissible calls to recruits came to light. UConn’s alleged violations seem just as bad, especially claims that Archibald and Sellers provided false and misleading information to NCAA investigators. Both men have resigned, but Calhoun is still there and with or without direct knowledge, he was in charge of the program when those lies were told and as such, much of the burden falls on him and the five-year, $13 million contract he recently inked. Bet you’re glad you have those two national titles to fall back on now, eh Jimmy……………

- In the worlds of business and politics, photo ops are a way of life. At building dedications, dudes in suits pick up golden shovels and pretend to shovel dirt for pictures, when donations are made to charitable organizations, the leaders of those groups involved in the donation pretend to unload boxes for the cameras and so on. We all know and accept these facts, but shouldn’t it be a little different when the situation is not donation or building opening but one of the worst natural disasters in recent memory? Of course, the disaster in question is the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and the still-failing effort to stop the leak and clean up the resulting mess. As President Obama visited the Gulf Coast on Friday to assess the situation up close, you had to know there would be ample photo ops with hard-working members of the cleanup crews, showing the president was right there on the front lines, talking to those who are working around the clock to clean this mess up. What you may not have known was that BP shipped workers into Grand Isle, Louisiana, for President Obama's visit to the oil-stricken area and sent them away once the president left the region. That’s what one Gulf Coast official accused BP of doing, claiming that "a number of buses brought in approximately 300 to 400 workers that had been recruited all week," Jefferson Parish Councilman Chris Roberts said. Making matters worse, Roberts said the workers were offered $12 an hour to come out to the scene at Grand Isle and work, but only while the president was there. Nothing like trying to polish your public image by padding your worker base in an area where you knew the most powerful man in the Western Hemisphere would be, BP. That clearly screams eyes on the prize and dedication to cleaning up the spill above all else. Fact is, I understand that at this point, your reputation could not be much worse. Most of the American public hates you and many of them are boycotting your gas stations. However, wasting time, resources and fuel to bring in extra workers to an area just so you can make your failing cleanup effort look better on TV and in pictures is feeble, disingenuous and offensive. Any doubt about why the workers were there was erased when they beat it out of the area once Obama departed, so did the workers, he said. BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles tried to downplay the claim Friday evening, saying it’s not unusual to see people wrapping up work in the afternoon. "These individuals are working out in the heat of the sun. These are long days. They start early in the morning, and they stop early in the evening," he said. "So the fact that they were leaving the location late in the afternoon was not unusual. It's not associated with the president arriving." Mmm hmm, sure thing, Douggie. I can't imagine any company making such an obvious and blatant attempt at a cheap public relations ploy in the face of a massive natural disaster…….….


- Good news, everyone! The voice of our generation - his words, not mine - is back from exile! Kanye West has been laying low, wearing his butt-ugly sunglasses and interrupting unsuspecting people in Hawaii for a while now and no one has heard much from him. During this time, rumors have had him working on a mysterious new album and preparing for a triumphant return to the music scene. At long last, we finally have some results to listen to from those recording sessions in paradise in the form of a new song that may or may not be part of a forthcoming full-length album. “I guess every superhero needs his theme music,” West says at the start of a newly leaked song called “Power.” However, don’t let that opening line fool you. On the whole the song is pretty dark, edgy and angry. It’s not a superhero song by any means, including lines like, “No one man should have all that power.” It’s unclear who West is referring to with those words, especially since his arch nemesis, W., is no longer in office. He also reserves lyrical space for people who have mocked him in the past (“F— SNL and the whole cast”), explaining his recent absence from the public eye (“I just needed time alone with my own thoughts”) and other assorted topics. The words also include ramblings on unrelated topics - “How’s ‘Ye doing? I’m surviving,” and “I was drinking earlier, now I’m driving.” The song also mixes in a back-and-forth exchange with singer Dwele. All of this is laid over an eclectic, erratic beat that builds with clapping, screaming and other sounds into a prog-rap groove that samples King Crimson. Ironically, as much as we know about this song, West’s label is still keeping quiet about “Power” and not confirming whether it will be part of his next album or not……….


- Chaos averted - for now, Nepal. Your nation narrowly escaped a political sh*t storm on Friday when the leading political parties reached a last-minute agreement to prevent the dissolution of Parliament and provide another year for country to complete its peace process. Staring down a midnight deadline, Nepal’s Maoists reached agreed to a very generally worded deal with leaders of two other major political parties in which the they agreed to extend the term of Parliament, the Constituent Assembly. In return, Prime Minister Madhav Kumar Nepal agreed to tender his resignation at a to-be-determined point in the future to “pave the way” for a new government. The measure was taken up just before midnight and passed an hour later after parliamentary leaders approved it. As much as I love countries having functioning governments to rule over them, a large part of me wishes the Maoists had stuck to their demands for the resignation of the prime minister before Friday’s deadline as a precondition for extending the assembly. When the prime minister refused, the Maoists should have stuck to their guns and forced him to reconsider, with threats of violence if necessary. Getting a written promise of a future resignation just isn’t the same. As far as legal documents go, the agreement is remarkably short, weighing in at a few short pages and centering on three main points. The agreement also promised that other major issues in the struggle between the parties would be addressed in an extended legislative session and during the drafting of a new constitution. “We are firmly committed to consensus and cooperation to take the peace process to a logical conclusion and to immediately complete the remaining tasks of the peace process and to accomplish the historic responsibility of writing a new constitution,” the agreement read. Such is life in a nation undergoing a transition from feudal monarchy to secular democratic republic. The peace process is four years in the making and was only allowed to begin after the Maoists agreed to end a 10-year guerrilla war (another thing I love in life, guerrilla warfare). An interim constitution has governed the country the past few months and Friday was supposed to be the deadline for drafting a permanent one. That deadline has basically been pushed back for now, which gives the two sides more time to address issues like the fate of the more than 19,000 former Maoist soldiers living in camps monitored by the United Nations. Opposing parties question whether Maoists were truly committed to democratic principles like separation of powers, but the Maoists have their own questions and concerns. They also have a significant chunk of Nepal’s power, having won a plurality of seats in the Constituent Assembly and formed a government in 2008. Of course, they stepped down after nine months in a political dispute, but have since demanded that they be allowed to form a “national consensus” government to oversee the drafting of the constitution. Regardless of how this turns out, hopefully we get some more late-night legislative drama to enjoy as the process rolls onward…………


- For all of the ‘80s rock dorks out there, "Rock Band 3" may soon become your favorite video game of all time. Rumors are swirling that instead of a keyboard being included in the game - as was teased in the "Green Day: Rock Band" demo - there will instead be a keytar-like instrument supported for the system. For non-‘80s music fans, a keytar is a keyboard-guitar hybrid that is basically a keyboard with a strap, held like a guitar. It will be the only new instrument for the game, which is noteworthy in and of itself because game maker Activision had explicitly stated that they were focusing on software and not hardware in order to cut costs. To work around these concerns, the peripherals for the game will be created by an outside company - Mad Catz. Mad Catz will be creating all the "Rock Band 3" instruments and bundles, while EA will only be distributing the software. There will be a variety of bundles with different combinations of instruments available, and there will be bundles that are exclusive to certain retailers. If you already have guitars, you’ll need to purchase a bundle for drums. If you need everything, there will be a comprehensive package to cover it all. Some stores may elect to not clutter up their shelves with ginormous boxes and simply stock the game. This should allow the focus of the launch to be kept on the software, which will have a "pro" mode included in the game that will require proper technique, necessitating actual skills on guitars and bass. Mad Catz is clearly hoping to create a product more like an actual guitar, building on its long-standing license to release Rock Band peripherals. With the company’s experience in the field, it makes perfect sense for EA to turn this aspect of the game over to Mad Catz. Also keep in mind that “Rock Band 3” is still in the works and not on sale yet, so all of this could change in small ways over the days and weeks ahead………

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