Sunday, March 23, 2014

Non-Cali mudslides, the power of the nose and irate Hockey Hall of Famers


- Never offend a first-ballot future Hockey Hall of Famer. The New Jersey Devils should have known as much, but clearly they did not. As a result, they now have a pissed-off legend in their locker room in the form of goaltender Martin Brodeur. Brudeur, who owns three Stanley Cup titles and two Olympic gold medals, is still not over the departure of star forward Zach Parise. Yes, almost two years have passed since Parise signed with the Minnesota Wild, but Brudeur is still bitter about his departure and blames the front office for not doing more to keep his friend in town. "For sure," Brodeur said before Thursday's game against the Wild. "When you know you have an athlete that is going to be a game-breaker, that is going to be one of the top players; rules are that free agency comes a lot younger than it used to. You have to make commitments. You look around the league, some of the young guys, like [Tampa Bay Lightning forward Steven] Stamkos, they don't wait, they get them done." Brodeur doesn’t seem swayed by the fact that Parise bolted for his hometown team and a 13-year, $98 million deal as an unrestricted free agent in July 2012 and views the loss of their star as a long-term problem that is still plaguing the Devils. "It affected our organization in a big way, losing him, and that's what the fans care about," Brodeur added. "Us, we know it's part of the business. We had plenty of chances. We had two years to talk to him and try to figure out something. We waited and waited and it was too late." The departure came just months after Parise led the Devils to the Stanley Cup finals and they haven’t been back since. There is no guarantee that the Devils would have won anything the past two seasons with him, but they would have had a much happier all-time great between the pipes……….


- Turkey and Twitter are at war. Because of its ongoing rebellion, the Turkish government is extremely sensitive about what its people are saying on various social media platforms. Rather than, um, change its corrupt was and govern both fairly and responsibly, Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan’s government elected for the oppressive route by blocking access to Twitter. That may not seem like the most overbearing maneuver, but it inspired a vitriolic reaction from the won't-be-silenced masses, who used the very weapon that the government tried to take from them to get their message out. Hours after the attempted social media c*ck-block, Turkish citizens struck back by circulating an image of Erdogan sinking his teeth into the blue bird that serves as the service’s mascot. Twitter helped by sending out mobile numbers that allowed Turkish consumers to keep using its service and the number of tweets sent in the hours after the ban rose 140 percent over normal levels. Additionally, Turkish downloads of Hotspot Shield, the world’s most popular virtual private network service, rose to 270,000 on Friday – from a daily average of 7,000. The surge of defiance portends bad things for Erdogan’s reputation, but when facing charges of corruption and election fraud, Twitter trolls are just one of many possible problems. The next round of elections is set for March 30 and in the buildup to voting, Erdogan has removed some 7,000 policemen from their posts and boosted Ankara’s powers over judges and prosecutors. The crackdown has corresponded to the online outrage that prompted the Twitter crackdown. The online world has been a myriad of headaches for Erdogan, as YouTube was recently used to circulate apparently incriminating voice recordings of he and his inner circle talking about possible corruption and oppression issues. Here’s hoping snarky Yelp reviews of the Turkish government are next on the agenda………


- The Piano Man has taken up residence at New York City and he’s doing his best to keep it interesting as he plays the world’s most famous arena. Billy Joel, looking like he has packed on a few extra pounds but still with plenty of charisma on stage, played his third show in his temporary new home Friday night and brought along plenty of friends. He added a four-piece string section that allowed him to play “Surprises” from 1982’s “The Nylon Curtain” album and claimed it was the first time he had ever played the song live. After doing a sing-along with the crowd on arguably his best-known song, “Always a Woman,” he then took the evening for a sharp left turn by bringing out AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson for what was likely the most unorthodox and unusual version ever performed of the legendary rock band’s “You Shook Me All Night Long.” Johnson may not have scored many rock and roll credibility points with the masses with that performance, but Joel was clearly fired up by the effort. “That’s how it’s done,” he proclaimed to the sellout crowd as the show kept on rolling. The rest of the evening was equally eclectic, as Joel did his own take on “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” replicating his performance from “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” on Thursday night. The mini-Manhattan residency seems to be working well for the 64-year-old singer, giving him a chance to operate in full storytelling mode and cover all genres and areas of music, from AC/DC to Elton John and other pop culture favorites. Who knows where the journey will take him – and his audiences – next……….


- Mudslides: They aren't just for sunny southern California. They strike other places on the west coast, as the unfortunate residents of one home just north of Seattle found out on Saturday. Authorities are still attempting to determine what happened to cause a massive mudslide that carried a house from its perch on a hill onto a highway , injuring at least five people and leaving an unknown number unaccounted for. Snohomish County sheriff’s Lt. Rodney Rochon said the injuries were not life-threatening. He added that authorities believe the mudslide may be linked an overflowing Stillaguamish River in Oso, Wash., an hour-drive north of Seattle. Evidence for the results of that theory can be found where all solid, official evidence for crimes and natural disasters is found these days: on Twitter or Facebook. Photos taken by an individual at the scene and posted online show the home blocking both lanes of State Route 530 with its ugly, unsightly and splintered remains. Emergency responders from fire departments and law enforcement agencies across the region responded to the scene to search for victims and clear debris from the highway. The mudslide was an estimated one mile long, according to a very informative tweet from Washington State Police spokesman Mark Francis. Traffic was being stopped at Whitman Road, on the west side of the slide, along with the obvious stoppage on State Route 530 on account of a FREAKING HOUSE BLOCKING BOTH LANES. Perhaps if the National Weather Service had warned of more than possible minor flooding of the Stillaguamish, folks would have taken the possibility of flooding more seriously……….


- What does the nose know? For decades, scientists have known that the human nose can differentiate between 10,000 different scents. But could the dorks in lab coats have been underestimating the power of the schnozz all along? Perhaps, assuming that new research led by an investigator with the Howard Hughes Medical Institute is accurate. ''Objectively, everybody should have known that the 10,000 number had to be wrong,” said Leslie Vosshall, and a professor at Rockefeller University who studies olfaction. Vosshall and her team estimated that the nose is capable of discerning between as many as 1 trillion different odors. Vosshall explained that since the human eye uses three light receptor to identify up to 10 million colors and an average person's nose has 400 olfactory receptors, she began her work with the hypothesis that the estimate of 10,000 different odors was low by a wide margin. She and three colleagues at Rockefeller University studied those hundreds of olfactory receptors and discovered that the sense of smell far outperforms the other senses' in terms of different stimuli it can detect. “The message here is that we have more sensitivity in our sense of smell than for which we give ourselves credit,” researcher Andreas Keller said.” We just don’t pay attention to it and don’t use it in everyday life.” Concocting 1 trillion different odors to test would have been virtually impossible, so the researchers mixed and matched 128 different odorant molecules they used to evoke smells such as orange, anise, spearmint and strong chemicals. The combinations made the smells difficult to tell apart, adding a desirable degree of difficulty to the test for participants. Once again, the nose powered its way through a test such as this in impressive fashion………

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Trees trump humans, gunfire at the zoo and college football rage


- Both are a long, long ways off, but that won't stop fanboys everywhere from geeking out about the announced release dates for two new superhero films. The release dates for sequels to “The Wolverine” and “The Fantastic 4” are both years away, but the fact that they exist at all is proof enough that Hollywood’s tireless pursuit of both comic book dorks and unoriginal script ideas is alive and well. The “Wolverine” sequel is the follow-up to the spinoff of the X-Men franchise. The original film served as a stand-alone saga for Hugh Jackman's character and it was released in last summer. Fox confirmed this week that the “Wolverine” sequel will hit theaters on the not-anywhere-close date of March 3…..2017. Yes, a mere three years is all fans will have to wait to see a movie that will likely be both overly predictable and be made for far too much money. Jackman will have company in that realm as the next “Fantastic 4” sequel will hit the local multiplex a few months later in July 2017. All four of the titular characters will be re-cast from the original two “Fantastic 4” films, with Jessica Alba, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans and Michael Chiklis out and the quartet of Kate Mara, Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan and Jamie Bell in the roles of the Invisible Woman, the Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic and the Thing. Alba, Gruffudd, Evans and Chiklis all appeared in both the original “Fantastic” remake in 2005 and 2007’s sequel “Rise Of The Silver Surfer.” Both movies did well at the box office, but were critical flops. Movie franchises generally don’t get better simply by re-casting them and doing another sequel mere years after their predecessors (“The Amazing Spider-Man,” anyone?), but that won't stop Fox from cranking this one out and spending as much money as possible to make it happen………


- The world may have moved ahead significantly in its technology and methods of transportation in recent years (still no flying cars, dammit!), but people’s fascination with digging out passageways beneath the ground is alive and well. There are drug tunnels running under the U.S.-Mexican border, old tunnels used to smuggle freed slaves north during the Civil War and of course, the just-discovered sophisticated tunnel a that stretched hundreds of yards into Israeli territory from the Gaza Strip and could have been used to attack or kidnap Israelis. The Israeli military announced the find and military spokesman Lt. Col. Peter Lerner revealed that soldiers discovered fresh footprints and tools inside the tunnel from southern Gaza, suggesting that it had been worked on even “in the last few days,” and that its design, with many offshoots, made it “the most advanced tunnel that we’ve exposed.” The tunnel did not directly reach any Israeli town or village, but Lerner said, “It wasn’t that far – a quick sprint and you could attack a community.” The army’s nemesis, the militant Palestinian faction Hamas, downplayed the significance of the tunnel – and of Israel’s intelligence feat in finding it. A Hamas spokesman said the tunnel had been exposed by bad weather, which also caused parts of it to collapse. He claimed the tunnel was old and not suitable for use, therefore making it a relatively meaningless find by Israel. Uh-huh, sure thing. That response was straight out of the hostile militant handbook, Page 1. The Israel Defense Forces found three similar tunnels under the Gaza border fence last year, but Lerner characterized the newest discovery as  “the most substantial.” Palestinian militants used a similar tunnel in 2006 to enter Israel, kill two soldiers and kidnap a third, Gilad Shalit, who was held for five years. Regardless of how calm the ongoing showdown because Israel and Palestine is, the two sides are always one hastily fired rocket away from an all-out bloodbath that sends the world into a full-fledged frenzy. There will always be incidents like the one last week in which Islamic Jihad and smaller militant Palestinian groups fired about 100 rockets into southern Israel over three days, prompting several rounds of Israeli airstrikes. Keep tunneling, raging and avoiding peace deals like the plague, fellas……..


- The NFL draft is a huge three-day span for the hundreds of players picked to continue their football careers in the biggest league in all of American professional sports. In the weeks and months leading up to the draft, players make or lose themselves millions of dollars by how they perform at the league’s draft combine, their own workouts for teams and off the field. With that hanging over them, it is perennially amazing that so many prospects f*ck up their chances to be a top pick by acting like an idiot/criminal/straight-up stoner/Neanderthal before they can hear their name called at the draft by commissioner Roger Goodell. Former Michigan offensive lineman and first-round NFL draft prospect Taylor Lewan is the latest member of the club now that he  has been charged with one count of aggravated assault and two counts of assault or assault and battery stemming from an incident on Dec. 1, 2013, according to court records. Lewan is projected as one of the top offensive tackles in the draft, but teams may want to do more research on the type of person he is now that they know he is facing criminal charges role in an incident taking place on the 1200 block of South University Avenue around 12:30 a.m. on Dec. 1, following Michigan's loss to Ohio State. The incident involved two Ohio State fans who claimed they were assaulted. At the combine last month, Lewan denied any involvement in the alleged fight. "I went over the Ohio State incident once before. I wasn't in any fight of any kind," Lewan said. "I was actually breaking something up and some guy said that I slugged him, but that's not who I am off the field, that's not the kind of person I am. It might seem that way because of the way I play football, but that's not the way I am as a person." Lewan somehow managed to be the only person charged in an incident in which he was not involved and will be arraigned on April 8 at 9 a.m. in the 15th District Court in Ann Arbor, Mich. He’s not exactly facing life in a Siberian gulag if convicted (there is a maximum sentence of 93 days in jail or a fine of up to $500 if convicted), but the idea of drafting a hotheaded offensive tackle has become less appealing these days in light of the whole Richie Incognito train wreck…….


- Take that, human arrogance. Mankind tends to be fairly proud of itself, but humans took a genetic backseat this week when researchers at the University of California, Davis found an organism whose genome size dwarfs that of man. The loblolly pine has a genome that is seven times longer than the human genome and is now officially the longest genome ever sequenced. “It’s a huge genome," said David Neale, a professor of plant sciences at UC-Davis. "But the challenge isn’t just collecting all the sequence data. The problem is assembling that sequence into order." Neale led the project to sequence the genome and believes the findings will help scientists better understand how plants evolve. Addiitionally, the research could deepen scientific understanding of the best way to breed new and improved loblolly pines. The hearty tree accounts for the vast majority of America's paper products and is one of many possible ingredients used to make a renewable source of biofuel. “Loblolly pine plays an important role in American forestry," said Sonny Ramaswamy, director of USDA’s National Institute of Food and Agriculture -- the agency that funded the research project. "Now that we’ve unlocked its genetic secrets, loblolly pine will take on even greater importance as we look for new sources of biomass to drive our nation’s bioeconomy and ways to increase carbon sequestration and mitigate climate change." Sounds like someone poured money into work aimed at making them richer, eh Sonny? Just another case of Big Paper flexing its muscle………


- Rarely should there be gunfire down at the local zoo. For the most part, the animals inside the cages can take care of themselves should one of the animals from outside who paid for admission and should know better stumble onto the wrong side of the barricades. The rides are all kid-friendly and there isn't any need to get into a fight in line over who cut in front of who. Reasons to carry a gun at a zoo are hard to come by as well, so the odds of anyone squeezing off a few rounds should be virtually zero. That makes this week’s scene at the Kansas City Zoo peculiar and then some. Zoo officials are considering changes to admission policies after a shooting incident that sent hundreds of panicked patrons running for their lives. The dispute allegedly began when hundreds of teens who were there on a free admission day for residents of Jackson and Clay counties. Fights broke out inside the zoo and spilled into a parking lot, where shots were fired and fearful zoo goers described a scene in which “all hell broke loose." Extra security was at the zoo to deal with the larger crowds and dozens of Kansas City police officers responded to the zoo after the issues erupted about 3:30 p.m. Despite the gunshots, the zoo remained open until its scheduled 4 p.m. closing time. Once the gun smoke cleared and the chaos settled down, six people were arrested and a gun was found on top of a fire pit in Swope Park, which surrounds the zoo.  Leaving a gun on top of a fire is always a wonderful idea because of the amusing potential for the heat to cause the gun to begin firing bullets in random directions. The zoo quickly suspended free admission days until the issues that sent this one off the rails are resolved. "We've asked the Parks Department and Zoo to put a hold on free days at the zoo until we can come up with a plan that protects public safety," City Manager Troy Schulte said. A policy banning idiots from the zoo would be an excellent start……..

Friday, March 21, 2014

NBA jersey ads, tiny Manhattan dwellings and Tyler, The Creator is still an idiot


- Who hasn’t thought to themselves at some point, “You know what would make the NBA much better? If it were more like the women’s basketball charity project it subsidizes or European league soccer.” New commissioner Adam Silver has clearly thought that to himself and he is setting a plan in motion to make sure that the NBA, WNBA and English Premier League share a very important denominator in their respective games. Silver informed an audience at the IMG World Congress of Sports on Wednesday that like the Phoenix Mercury and Arsenal, NBA teams’ game uniforms will almost certainly feature sponsors' logos in the next five years. “It just creates that much more of an opportunity for our marketing partners to get that much closer to our fans and to our players," Silver said at the conference. “It gives us an opportunity just to have deeper integration when it comes to those forms of sponsorship.” In other words, we make more money. Yes, making uniforms look like tacky NASCAR vehicles is always a brilliant play, even if it should surprise no one at all that Silver is leading the charge on this. Back in 2011, the then-deputy commissioner said putting logos on jerseys would be worth about $100 million a year to the league. His push lost some stram in recent months and suggested earlier this year that the move to logo patches on jerseys had slowed in recent years because it was unclear how advertising on jerseys might compromise the advertising being sold by the league's national television partners. "We know what the value is to advertisers in a world of 1,000-plus channels to be able to show fans in-game branding," Silver said. It is the NBA charity case that is the WNBA which has gone more all-in on jersey advertising than any other American pro sports leagues, to the point that sponsors’ logos on many teams' jerseys dwarf the teams' actual logos. Then again, the WNBA is a money pit that needs all of the revenue it can get……..


- Stories of people paying absurd amounts of money for absurdly small apartments – or glorified shoe closets – in Manhattan are both plentiful and always amusing. Back in September, a real estate listing for a Harlem apartment that was “smaller than a jail cell” was taken off the market after news about it spread and the story grew too quickly. But just like that, a tale of a tiny pad going for a huge wad of cash is back on the scene and this one is both wildly overpriced and a curious study in the psyche of the insanity of an eastern European. A Hungarian designer with a big apptite for marking up prices bought an über-tiny SoHo studio for $287,000, made some solid modifications and now feels comfortable gouging prospective buyers for a robust $1 million. The entire apartment – itself the size of a small living room – is being “foldable.” What the hell does that even mean? As the made-up moniker would suggest, the mini-apartment has fold-out amenities like a guest “bedroom,” a dining room table and a work area. Tables and beds that fold out and can be folded out of the way in order to provide actual living space when a person wants to move around are somehow supposed to be enough to drive the value up to more than three times the original price. Should this cheap ploy actually work, it could be the new wave in the world of  “micro-apartments,” which have emerged as the smaller, even more uncomfortable cousins of the small apartments that have been a New York City staple for so many years. Designers and slum lords are always looking to push the boundaries of what is acceptable and odds are, it will not end here………..


- Virtual reality was cutting edge and futuristic about 20 years ago, but just because the tech world has moved on to better things does not mean that that companies aren’t still battling away on their ideas for it. Sony is one such business and the Japanese tech giant unveiled a prototype headset this week capable of surrounding a wearer's vision with interactive virtual worlds. The system, codenamed Project Morpheus, is based around a head-mounted 1080p display with head-tracking capabilities. It functions in concert with the PlayStation 4 console to display imagery on the headset's screen, providing a 90-degree field of view. Sony demonstrated the system at the Game Developers Conference, showing off its halo-like ring that snaps into place around the head. A wheel located on the rear headband can be further adjusted for an even closer fit. Based on the design, Sony sought to improve on the Oculus Rift, a similar virtual reality headset that has been teased but never released in the past two years. Some aspects of the Morpheus need work, as a long, heavy black cable protruding from the side of the visors and dangling headphone cords could be cleaned up. At GDC, Sony debuted several programs designed specifically for its new glasses, including one that positions the user as a deep sea diver inside a shark cage and a sci-fi multiplayer dogfighter game pitting players against each other in the cockpits of galactic fighter jets. One of the games incorporated gesture-detecting PlayStation Move controllers in each hand, allowing for more active gaming. The price point and ease of use remain major topics for the project and Project Morpheus isn't exactly set to hit store shelves any time too soon……..


- Tyler, The Creator is better known as Tyler, The Agitator, but his abrasive act does cause him plenty of trouble. The more popular member of Odd Future has sparked multiple on-stage altercations and been in more than his share of scraps since becoming kinda, sorta famous and his antics were in full effect over the weekend at the South by Southwest festival, where he was arrested for allegedly inciting a riot. He was playing the Thrasher Converse Death Match event at the Scoot Inn when the incident took place, heading up a bill that included Nothing, F*cked Up, Ratking and Ryan Hemsworth. What happened and what the intent behind it was depends upon whom you ask and the most recent person to be asked that question was the artist’s attorney, Perry Q. Minton, who issued a statement about the incident that led to his client being arrested and charged with a Class A misdemeanor with bail set at $25,000. "At no time during the concert did Tyler seek to incite or participate in riotous activity as has been reported in the press,” Minton said. “It is clear from video clips and witness reports that the patrons and fans attending the show on that date were full of positive energy appropriate for this type of event and never exhibited any anger or aggression whatsoever. For law enforcement or the media to describe the rush of fans through the gate and the subsequent benign, boisterous activity as a riot is an unfortunate and inaccurate description of what occurred.” Ah, the ol’ “positive energy defense.” Tyler, The Creator’s manager Christian Clancy also took up for his meal ticket with a Tumblr post in which he ass-hattedly claimed that “Tyler had a punk rock moment at the Converse/Thrasher show at sxsw.” Hey tool, your client is neither punk nor rock. He’s a loudmouth, B-list rapper whose primary claims to fame are assaulting audience members and starting riots. You can cite the chaos at a Rage Against The Machine or Metallica show as an example of what your client is all about, but until he has 1/1,000th the game of those artists, you and he should keep their names out your mouth……..
 

- It’s gettin’ real (ugly and oppressive) real quick in Venezuela. Venezuelan President/despot Nicolas Maduro may have only been in office for a year, but he has clearly learned how to wield and abuse the myriad military, legislative and judicial powers consolidated during 15 years of socialist rule in his country. Maduro’s mentor and predecessor in tyranny, the late Hugo Chavez, showed him the way and Maduro proved he has mastered those lessons with a sudden and severe series of attacks against opponents who have spent more than a month protesting in the streets. Maduro and his muscle sprang into action Tuesday, tearing down barricades erected by the opposition movement and imprisoning dissident leaders in a blitzkrieg of abuse that left two major opposition politicians behind bars, one of them sentenced to more than 10 months in prison. Even as the jail doors were clanking shut behind those two, pro-government lawmakers were hard at work targeting another outspoken critic of the Maduro regime. San Diego Mayor Enzo Scarano was removed from his post by the Supreme Court, arrested and on the same day sent to begin a 10 1/2-month prison term for failing to heed a court order to have protesters' barricades removed in his city and the same fate befell San Cristobal Mayor Daniel Ceballos, who was arrested as well on charges of rebellion and conspiracy. Maduro warned last month that Ceballos would soon join opposition hardliner Leopoldo Lopez behind bars for fomenting violence. "It's a matter of time until we have him in the same cold cell," Maduro said. This despotic dictator is obviously a man who keeps his promises, even if that does make him an insecure and abusive ass hat……….

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Chris Martin goes hack, NASA goes alarmist and Sri Lanka goes goon


- Hopefully, Kevin Trudeau is proud of himself. Then again, he’s a television pitchman and author who amassed a fortune selling lies and fraud, so of course he’s proud of himself. He may be headed to federal prison for the next decade after being sentenced on a conviction for violating a 2004 federal court order that prohibited him from making misleading infomercials and misrepresenting his weight-loss books, but the hubris of an infomercial pitchman knows no bounds. For years, Trudeau solid his glorified scam of how to get free money, lose weight and cure a number of illnesses the natural way and he made millions doing it because….well, people are morons. He was convicted of criminal contempt by a jury in November 2013, with evidence presented at trial that he appeared in three infomercials in 2006 and 2007, and in those infomercials he misrepresented the contents of one of his weight-loss books. The U.S. attorney's office in Chicago seized upon those facts to argue that those infomercials were not only untrue, but they violated the 2004 court order that prohibited the infomercials. When Trudeau was convicted and sentenced, he also received a verbal excoriation from U.S. District Judge Ronald Guzman, who lit him up like the Las Vegas strip on a Saturday night. "Since the age of 25, (Trudeau) has attempted to cheat others for his own personal gain," Guzman said at the sentencing hearing. Judge Guzman’s words mirrored those in a sentencing memo by prosecutors, who called Trudeau an "unrepentant, untiring, and uncontrollable huckster who has defrauded the unsuspecting for 30 years." All of this is very shocking from such a credibly and reputable individual who has had several of his books reach No. 1 on the New York Times bestseller list and scammed, er, helped so many people……….


- Bo Jackson may be 51 years old, but arguably the biggest physical freak to play American professional sports in the past century still has an edge to him. Jackson did the two-sport athlete endeavor better than anyone who has come after him and now that a current athlete is dabbling with the idea of following in his footsteps, Bo is dead set against it. Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson is spending part of his offseason in Texas Rangers spring training camp, pretending to be a baseball player after the club selected him in the Rule 5 draft in December. Wilson, who led the Seahawks to a Super Bowl victory in February, said he missed baseball after playing in the minor leagues during his college career. You never say never," Wilson said in early March. "I've always had the dream of playing two sports. If somehow it was a miracle that it could work out, I'd consider it. At the same time, my focus is winning the championship with the Seattle Seahawks and hope to be playing for a long time." Jackson, the only athlete to be named an All-Star in both football and baseball, thinks that plan is garbage. "Stick to what got [Wilson] in the headlines, not baseball," Jackson said. "Twenty-five or 30 years ago when I did it, I'm not trying to say anything negative about other athletes, but the talent pool wasn't that deep.” Jackson explained that the advanced training methods and dietary wisdom today’s athletes have at their disposal makes it impossible for an athlete to split his time between two sports and play at an elite level in either one. He admitted that even a physical freak like himself probably couldn’t do today what he did 20 years ago. Jackson played in the majors from 1986-94 and was a Heisman Trophy-winning running back at Auburn and played for the Los Angeles Raiders from 1987 to 1990 before a catastrophic hip injury ended his football career……….


- Either Sri Lanka forgot about its upcoming United Nations censure vote or it has given up on its case and is throwing sh*t to the wind. That’s the message a nation sends when it arrests two leading rights activists including a Catholic priest under anti-terrorism laws weeks ahead of an expected UN censure vote. Police announced the arrest of Father Praveen Mahesan, head of the Peace and Reconciliation Centre in the war-torn Jaffna region, and Ruki Fernando of the Colombo-based INFORM advocacy group. The duo were detained on Sunday as they met relatives who lost loved ones during the Tamil separatist conflict. "The two suspects were arrested under provisions of the Prevention of Terrorism Act for trying to cause communal disharmony and disturbance," said police spokesman Superintendent Ajith Rohana. The arrests occurred in Kilinochchi, which was the last major stronghold of the Tamil Tiger rebels before they were routed at the end of the war in 2009. Udaya Kalupathirana, director of INFORM, confirmed Fernando's arrest. "We have come to know of Ruki Fernando's arrest as the police had informed the family. Still we are not aware of the charges against him. We are looking for more information," Kalupathirana said. The arrests led to immediate condemnation from the international community, which called for continued scrutiny of Sri Lanka's human rights record. Amnesty International lit Sri Lanka up in a report last month, decrying a "climate of fear" by stepping up harassment of human rights activists in the build-up to a meeting of the UN's Human Rights Council at the end of March. At that meeting, the United States is expected to introduce a resolution calling for an international investigation into allegations that up to 40,000 Tamil civilians were killed after government forces ordered them into a no-fire zone in the war's finale. A vote is expected in Geneva on March 28 and let’s just say that these arrests and whatever happens to the prisoners in between now and then probably won't help Sri Lanka’s case……….


- Just because no one is paying attention to you is no reason to start saying outlandish, scary things, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). The space agency’s budget is shrinking, it can no longer send humans into space and has to hitch rides with the Russians and NASA officials are understandably cranky. Having said that, there is no need to issue a dire prediction that global industrial civilization could collapse in the next few decades if the reasons for the decline remain unaddressed. In a thinly veiled attempt to convince people that its still matters, NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center has released a study allegedly showing the rise and fall of civilizations to be a recurrent cycle found throughout history. Cases of severe disruption of a civilization due to "precipitous collapse, often lasting centuries, have been quite common.” To further its alarmist claims, NASA wrote in the report that even advanced, complex civilizations are susceptible to collapse, raising questions about the sustainability of modern civilization. The authors go on to claim that there are holes in the theory that technology will resolve the great challenges faced by civilization. All of this is based on the dubious investigation of the human-nature dynamics of past cases of collapse in order to (allegedly) identify the most salient interrelated factors that might help determine the risk of collapse today: population, climate, water, agriculture and energy. All of the above have played a central role in the process of collapsed civilizations over the last 5,000 years. Near the end of the report, after trying to send everyone into a full-fledged panic, the authors offered a glimmer of hope that their dire prognostications can be avoided. "Collapse can be avoided and population can reach equilibrium if the per capita rate of depletion of nature is reduced to a sustainable level, and if resources are distributed in a reasonably equitable fashion," the report concludes……..


- Again, Chris Martin? Yes, the Coldplay frontman’s wife is a recurring character on the music-mangling menace that is “Glee,” but that doesn’t mean the respectable frontman of one of the world’s biggest rock bands needs to flush away his credibility too. That is precisely what Martin is doing by appearing in three episodes of NBC’s reality show “The Voice Karaoke” as a mentor. Martin will assist all four of the show’s hack coaches as they train up their teams of aspiring characters ahead of the second knockout round of the season, whatever the hell that means. Martin's episodes will air on March 31, April 1 and April 7 and unfortunately for anyone hoping there is still time for him to pull out of this train wreck of an idea, those episodes have already been filmed. Martin confirmed his presence on the set of a show that is playing a big role in trashing music as we know it by tweeting a photo collage of himself with all four “Voice Karaoke” coaches. His stint on the show is not exactly altruistic, as Coldplay is set to release its sixth studio album, “Ghost Stories,” on May 19. The promotional process for any major album release is an extensive one and last month, Coldplay released “Midnight,” a new track from the album that came accompanied by a music video directed by Mary Wigmore. The band than previewed several tracks from the album at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, Tex., performing at the first ever iTunes Festival show at the event. Give them credit for still working hard to promote their music this far into their career, even if their frontman’s choice of venues leaves much to be desired………..

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

SXSW vomit drama, trans fat debates and NBA tanking excellence


- Bad news, junkies in the Balkans and surrounding areas of western Europe: The price of your next dime bag or 8-ball just went up. That will happen when the cost of doing business goes up and that cost just got bumped thanks to the arrest of the most wanted suspected drug lord in the Balkans. Darko Saric is charged with smuggling 5.7 tons of cocaine from South America to Europe and in a truly un-badass move, he was arraigned after agreeing to surrender unconditionally following his location by several national security agencies in an unidentified Latin American country. Having multiple governments after you can be stressful, but turning oneself in is such a weak move, especially when so many smack addicts and cokeheads in multiple countries are relying on your product for their daily fix. Serbian officials were predictably giddy when discussing their big news. "I would like to extend my special thanks to the American intelligence agency CIA," said Aleksandar Vucic, Serbia's deputy prime minister in charge of the country's security bodies. Police video following the arrest showed a handcuffed Saric escorted from a government jet that flew to Belgrade from neighboring Montenegro. Even the details of his surrender were subpar, as Saric’s only demand for turning himself in was to meet his family and his lawyer in his native Montenegro. For a man who has been on the run since October 2009, when a shipment of 2.7 tons of cocaine that he allegedly organized was disrupted near the Uruguayan Atlantic coast in an international police operation, bigger demands should be expected. The Balkans have long been a primary stop on the drug-smuggling transit routes toward western Europe. Saric’s alleged totals of some 5.7 tons of cocaine trafficked and $30 million laundered are impressive and so is the fact that 18 of his alleged gang members remain on the run. His alleged criminal empire includes Colombia, Argentina and Uruguay, the Balkan countries and western Europe. Now, it’s up to someone else to take up that coke-lined baton and run with it………


- History is being made in Philadelphia and in the process, new NBA commissioner Adam Silver is being made to look like a fool. Silver famously said last week that tanking for better draft picks definitely does not happen in his league and his comments came against the backdrop of the Philadelphia 76ers staging a losing streak for the ages. The Sixers, who entered the year with very little talent and traded several of their better players before last month’s deadline, are a team clearly engineered to suck. The beauty of their plan is that the front office assemble such an awful roster that no matter how hard the players try and how good a job rookie head coach Brett Brown does, the team is still going to lose games – lots of them. The end goal is a top draft pick, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t milestones to reach along the way. After Monday night, the worst team in the Association is a measly six losses from setting a dubious mark that they should celebrate with a drink in each hand and safety goggles over their eyes to keep them safe when the champagne is sprayed. Yes, the 2013-14 Philadelphia 76ers now have the record for longest losing streak in team history and are creeping up on the NBA record of 26 in a row, set by the 2010-11 Cleveland Cavaliers. Still, Brown insisted he doesn't dwell on the streak. It doesn’t really matter if he does or not because as Monday’s 99-90 loss to the Indiana Pacers proves, the Sixers can lose games whether they focus on it or not. "It's hard because of a competitive thing, but in relation to worrying about a record, we don't live in that world," Brown said. "I don't bring that to that locker room once. I don't mention it to them, I don't think about it often -- (but) you can't help but be aware of it." Aware of it? For a team that hasn’t won since Jan. 29 at Boston and is working toward its second consecutive winless month, it’s just about the only thing worth paying attention to………


- Michigan is a classy place. How classy? Classy enough to pass a law allowing restaurant patrons to bring their own box of wine when they hit up the local eatery of their choice. The new law does not require businesses to participate, but those that do can charge a so-called “cork fee” for anyone trucking in a box or bottle of their wine of choice. As long as an establishment has a liquor license, they can have an open door for people who want to B.Y.O.W. Gov. Rick Snyder signed the law into effect Friday and so far, the response has been mostly positive. Although it would seem that giving diners an option rather than buy the drinks you mark up to ridiculous prices would be a negative, many bar and restaurant owners have expressed positive feelings about the law because it gives customers more options. Such laws are common in major cities and any time there’s a way to establish even a tangential link between an urban decay-riddled hellscape such as Detroit and actual major cities like Chicago or New York City, it’s a brass ring to grasp for. Cork fees can vary, but several eateries in the greater Grand Rapids area plan to charge a $12 cork fee which covers for the table space taken up by the outside booze drinkers, the time spent serving them and the glasses that have to be washed afterward. For diners who can find a place willing to let them stop by the local Save-A-Lot or Kroeger’s and pick up a cheap container of hooch, it’s a good way to save money. It may not be classy, but this has little to do with class and everything to do with cash. When they finish their meal, wine drinkers who bring their own beverage will be able to take their unfinished bottles home, as long as they’re capped. Maybe in the near future, the state will clear the way for patrons to also bring their own bread, salad dressing and condiments in case they don’t like what’s on the menu at the diner down the street……… 


- To consume saturated fat or not consume saturated fat? As with every medical or health-related topic of any note, there are credible parties on both sides of the issue and another respected group has jumped into the fray on the pro-trans fat side. A team of researchers at the University of Cambridge recently published the results of a study disputing previous research suggesting that the intake of saturated fats may increase heart disease risk. For their work, the Cambridge researchers reviewed 72 separate studies on heart risk and intake of fatty acids and found no evidence that supports guidelines that say people should restrict their saturated fat consumption for keeping their heart safe. Not finding any evidence doesn’t exactly mean what most will assume it to mean – that downing trans fats is a-OK – but it does suggest that there is currently insufficient evidence to support guidelines that advise eating more foods containing polyunsaturated fats (such as omega-3 and omega-6) to reduce heart risk. The studies analyzed for the research included over 600,000 participants in 18 different countries. In their findings, the Cambridge researchers wrote that current guidelines focus mainly on saturated versus unsaturated fat amounts as opposed to concentrating on the food sources of the types of fatty acid. “The new findings could open new lines of enquiry that carefully question our current dietary guidelines,” said lead author Dr. Rajiv Chowdhury of the University of Cambridge. Regardless of what fuels the problem, cardiovascular disease remains the single leading cause of death and disability worldwide and was responsible for more than 17 million deaths globally in 2008. Less fat in general might help with that dilemma………


- The South by Southwest festival is both a hipster Mecca and a place for artists, musicians and movie makers to promote their work to said hipsters, but it has now become the battleground for two noted pop music hacks who lack actual musical talent but have plenty to say nonetheless. Demi Lovato, she of the “Camp Rock” D-list fame, is the protagonist in this little drama and her target is none other than the not-so-dynamic duo of Lady Gaga and her pal Millie Brown – a noted “vomit painter" – after their, um, performance at the festival. Lady Gags to throw up some neon green liquid on her as she played the drums and while the display produced the desired result of outrage and pointless controversy, it drew the strongest reaction form Lovato, who called out the Gagster for making light of eating disorders. “Sad…. As if we didn’t have enough people glamorizing [eating] disorders already. Bottom line, it’s not “cool” or “artsy” at all,” Lovato tweeted. In that sense, Lovato knows of what she speaks. In 2010, she went to rehab to deal with her own struggles with eating disorders. She drew a direct line between vomiting mocking eating disorders and an addiction of a different kind. “Would you let someone bring a needle and shoot up on you? Addiction is addiction,” Lovato added. ““Putting the word ART in it isn't a free card to do whatever you want without consequences.” After the Twitter rant, Lady Gags’ army of delusional fans rose to her defense and attacked Lovato, accusing her of pandering for attention. In response, Lovato refused to back down and went on an even longer rant suggesting that the influence recording artists have should be used for good, not destructive purposes. So far, only Brown has directly responded to the issue, saying she used “my body to create something beautiful, to express myself and feel powerful.” Whatever you need to tell yourself, M………

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Suing the NCAA, Germany v. France (again) and past-their-prime rock legends tour together


- Here’s hoping the trendy young professionals of New York City feel good about themselves this weekend. These high-earning, Manhattan-dwelling folks have developed a social conscience and turned their collective focus on the 2 million young people across the United States who are homeless. At a time when the problem of homelessness is on the rise and funding to combat the problem is at a critical low in so many cities, hundreds of local young professionals from New York and New Jersey are taking a whopping one night of their time to bring temporary awareness to the issue. On Friday night, these do-gooders are staging a kinder sort of Occupy Movement by sleeping on the streets of Manhattan to show their solidarity with homeless youth. Dubbed the Sleep-Out, the event will have the dual purpose of raising awareness while also raising funds for a local homeless shelter, Covenant House. Todd Monaghan, vice president of development at Covenant House, said his organization and others like it will see 4,000 homeless children at shelters in Manhattan and Newark this year. “These are kids who have spent time living on the streets,” Monaghan said. “They’re kids who’ve survived child abuse, parental abandonment. They’ve survived human trafficking. They’re victims of domestic violence. So they’ve been through a whole lot.” He added that Covenant House’s vision is to train and educate these children so they can get back to school, graduate and go on to become productive citizens who work at high-earning jobs and pretend to be activists once a year so they can feel better about themselves. Keep it up, temporary do-gooders…….


- Rock out with your ‘80s c*ck out. For fans who believe today’s bands just do not rock out hard enough and are yearning for the 1980s to return with a vengeance, there is wonderful news. Past-their-prime rockers Kiss and Def Leppard will team up this summer for a 42-city North American tour that will "deliver good news and excitement," according to Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley. The tour, as any truly lecherous and debaucherous rock and roll endeavor should, will begin in the den of hedonism that is West Valley City, Utah. It will wind its way across the United States and find its way to Woodlands, Tex. for the final show on Aug. 31. The two legendary bands that will make the tour go announced their plans Monday at the House of Blues in Los Angeles at a press conference that was streamed live via the Live Nation website. Def Leppard front man Joe Elliott said he and Gene Simmons first discussed the idea of the two bands touring together when he teamed up with Kiss for a handful of South American dates two years ago as part of a rock-and-roll all-stars tour. "It's finally happened, which is fantastic," Elliott said. Although Elliott shared a stage with Simmons and his crew on another continent, this will be the first time the two bands have played together. "We've run into each other at festivals. It just seemed to be a natural fit,” Stanley said. He recalled a time when one of guitarist Phil Collen's pre-Def Leppard bands, Girl, opened for Kiss in the U.K. during the early ‘80s. Kiss has turned into an over-the-hill band that tours with other over-the-hill bands like Def Lep or Motley Crue, with which it co-headlined a tour in 2012. The tour is also a chance for Kiss to commemorate the 40th anniversary of its first two albums, “Kiss” and “Hotter than Hell,” and to sell more copies of the 34-LP vinyl box set and a two-CD compilation called “Kiss 40” it is pimping around its induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame April 10……….


- Facebook always keeps its promises, right? Not really, unless that promise is to drive everyone under the age of 18 off the site because they want no part of hanging out – digitally or otherwise – in a place where their parents and grandparents spend copious amounts of time and can further embarrass them. But when the social networking giant announced it would acquire messaging app WhatsApp for a whopping $19 billion, there were promises from both sides what everything users loved about WhatsApp would stay the same. While many observers and users expressed shock at the sheer size of the deal and/or fretted that there would be a litany of privacy concerns on account of the merger, both sides in the deal scoffed at those suggestions. Still, no official statements were made and that remained the case until Monday, when WhatsApp CEO Jan Koum boldly lashed out….in a company blog post titled “Setting the record straight.” "If partnering with Facebook meant that we had to change our values, we wouldn’t have done it," Koum wrote. "Instead, we are forming a partnership that would allow us to continue operating independently and autonomously. Our fundamental values and beliefs will not change. Our principles will not change. Everything that has made WhatsApp the leader in personal messaging will still be in place." Koum added that Facebook did not ask for legal names, e-mail addresses, birthdays, workplaces, or home addresses and explained that her company does not know personal Internet usage data about its users. Her post was clearly in response to criticisms from the Electronic Privacy Information Center and the Center for Digital Democracy, both of which publicly urged the FTC to block Facebook's acquisition of WhatsApp. The groups noted that in the past, WhatsApp had promised not to "collect user data for advertising revenue” and postulated that under Facebook’s leadership, that might change. "Users provided detailed personal information to the company including private text to close friends," reads the complaint the groups filed with the FTC. "Facebook routinely makes use of user information for advertising purposes and has made clear that it intends to incorporate the data of WhatsApp users into the user profiling business model." This debate clearly isn't over and likely won't be any time soon…….


- It’s France v. Germany, Round….a lot. The two European neighbors have faced off a lot and the battles typically end with Germany either marching down the Champs Elysees and taking over or the Germans piling on goal after goal for another win in a major international soccer match. Right now, the two nations are squabbling over who should foot the bill for Europe’s banking union, with the French fretting that its banks will shoulder the majority of the 55 billion euros that will go to the European Union’s rescue fund. This is a big week for the EU in its ongoing discussions on a central system for handling bank crises, of which it seems to have an abundance these days. France is fighting against plans to make its sector of big universal banks the leading contributors to the common insurance plan and with a Wednesday deadline looming for new legislation with the European parliament, time is of the essence. The deadline is intended to allow the legislature to pass a bill before upcoming European elections. The other central issues are which EU member’s banking system is the riskiest, whose lenders should pay more for insurance and whether the rescue system is genuinely European or actually partly national. France, Spain and Portugal have all submitted papers on the topic and experts have expressed concern that Germany, the EU’s biggest economy, is leading resistance to increasing the heft of the rescue fund or accelerating its generalization. Some officials believe it is fitting for big banks to pay more and Germany is at the front of that army. Depending on how the fund is set up, German banks could pay as little as 21 percent or as much as 35 percent and when billions are on the line, that is a key difference. If neither side budges, it will make for some tense moments in Brussels this week………


- The NCAA is not a well-liked or respected organization. It should surprise no one that the NCAA is now being sued, even if the plaintiff is slightly unexpected. The men leading this charge are Clemson defensive back Martin Jenkins, Rutgers basketball player J.J. Moore, UTEP tight end Kevin Perry and Cal tight end Bill Tyndall, who are the faces of a class action suit that proposes to represent all scholarship players in FBS football and Division I basketball. The players are represented by high-profile sports labor attorney Jeffrey Kessler, who filed an antitrust claim Monday in a New Jersey federal court, arguing the association has unlawfully capped player compensation at the value of an athletic scholarship. Kessler and his clients believe the NCAA’s restrictions on athletes in Division I basketball and the top tier of college football are not fairly compensated for the billions of dollars in revenues that they help generate. “In no other business -- and college sports is big business -- would it ever be suggested that the people who are providing the essential services work for free,” Kessler said. “Only in big-time college sports is that line drawn.” Kessler is sharp, which explains why he skipped right over the debate over whether college athletes are in fact student-athletes or employees in a big, corporate machine. The target of the lawsuit is the five largest conferences (the Southeastern, Big Ten, Pacific-12, Atlantic Coast and Big 12) and the end game is an end to NCAA-style amateurism. All of the plaintiffs but Jenkins are seniors who have exhausted their eligibility and have nothing directly to gain from the suit. Former West Virginia running back Shawne Alston filed a similar lawsuit earlier this month, but the new suit is not seeking any damages and is aimed only at removing any cap by ordering an injunction against the NCAA ending the practice. "We're looking to change the system. That's the main goal," Kessler said. "We want the market for players to emerge." In other words, treat college sports like the business they already are………..

Monday, March 17, 2014

T-rex cousins, movie news and corrupt boxing referees


- The weekend was not an overly profitable one at the box office and perhaps the most impressive performance came from a film that barely cracked the top 10. Last week’s runner-up, “Mr. Peabody & Sherman,” switch spots with last week’s champion, “300: Rise of An Empire,” and banked $21.2 million for the win in its second weekend. Its cumulative domestic earnings now stand at $63.1 million. “300” snagged $19.1 million in its second weekend, padding its overall earnings to $78.3 million. The top new film was “Need for Speed,” which banked $17.8 million for third place in its debut and has a long way to go to earn back its $66 million budget. “Non-Stop” scored fourth place with $10.6 million, giving the latest Liam Neeson ass-kicking epic $68.8 million through its first three weeks in theaters. The latest “virtually identical to every Tyler Perry movie before it” Tyler Perry movie, “The Single Moms Club,” could do no better than fifth in its first weekend of release with $8.3 million. Sixth place went to “The LEGO Movie,” which banked $7.7 million in its sixth weekend of release to up its overall earnings to $237 million and counting. “Son of God” rode its messiah powers to seventh place, adding $5.4 million to its bank roll and giving the Jesus-centric flick $50.8 million through three weeks. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” remained in limited release but found a way to rise nine spots to eighth place as it added 62 theaters to the four its showed in last weekend and earned $3.7 million for a two-week tally of $4.8 million. “Frozen” stayed in the top 10 for a staggering 17th weekend in a row with $2.2 million, giving the animated success story $396.4 million in total domestic earnings. The most impressive effort of the weekend came from “Veronica Mars,” the movie spin-off from the cult-favorite teen detective TV show of the same name that was made with funding from a Kickstarter campaign, showed only in 291 AMC and independent theaters and yet managed the highest per-theater average of any release for the weekend on its way to $2.1 million and the final spot in the top 10. “The Monuments Men” (No. 11), “3 Days to Kill” (No. 12), “Ride Along” (No. 13) and “12 Years a Slave” (No. 14) all fell out of last weekend’s top 10……..


- German tax cheats have been forewarned. They can continue drinking their top-notch beer, powering through their plates of bratwurst and rocking their lederhosen, but if and when they slop up, their government is looking to drop an even bigger hammer on them. Germany's finance minister announced plans late last week to tighten rules allowing tax evaders to escape punishment if they turn themselves in. The announcement followed the conviction of soccer giant Bayern Munich's ex-president on tax evasion charges, coupled with public opinion polls showing strong opposition against concessions to tax cheats who confess. Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble criticized the rules as an "effective instrument" that are in need of an overhaul. On the surface, ol’ Wolfie would seem to have a point. Currently, German tax cheats who manage to deke their way out of more than 50,000 euros ($69,500) in taxes have to pay 5 percent extra. That paltry amount would not seem to be a significant deterrent for anyone with a tax bill that large, so upping the number to 15 percent or more would be a solid start. In addition increasing the penalty for tax cheats, Schaeuble suggested changing the statute of limitations on money parked abroad. If the new rules are enacted, supporters can thank Uli Hoeness, who subsequently quit as Bayern president. He was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison Thursday for evading millions through an undeclared Swiss account, proving once more that the one crime that will bring you down anywhere in the world is trying to cheat the government out of the money it so loves and craves………..


- Boxing and corrupt judges are like crappy singing and a Britney Spears album, rioting and European soccer fans or terrible acting and Paulie Shore movies. In other words, they are inextricably intertwined. George Groves is all too aware of his sport’s corruption and that’s why he has refused to fight WBA and IBF super heavyweight Carl Froch unless the British Boxing Board of Control appoints "neutral officials" for their rematch at Wembley Stadium. Froch retained his titles with a ninth-round stoppage against Groves in Manchester on Nov. 23 and Groves quickly cried foul, launching an appeal on the grounds that referee Howard Foster stopped the fight prematurely. The IBF seemed to agree and ordered a rematch. That rematch will take place on May 31 and at a news conference last week, Groves denounced the ninth-round stoppage as a "stonewall robbery" and added that his request for neutral officials was "conditional on the fight going ahead." Challengers typically do not dictate terms to champions, but this is an unusual case. Both Groves and Froch are British, so nationality shouldn’t be a factor in any referee bias. Promoter Eddie Hearn supported Groves' call for neutral referees, but refused to assign blame to Foster for his decision to stop the first fight. The controversy could well be a thinly veiled attempt to sell more pay-per-view buys for the rematch, which is expected to set a post-World War II attendance record for a boxing match in Britain after 60,000 tickets that went on sale on Monday sold out quickly. Wembley is able to seat up to 90,000, so the bout will easily shatter the previous record of  56,000 in 2008 for Ricky Hatton-Juan Lazcano at City of Manchester Stadium. "I don't believe in fate, but I do believe in everything happening for a reason," Groves said. "Maybe I had to go through that decision, that first fight, to get to the point where I can fight at Wembley, in my home city, in front of my home fans. I couldn't be more excited about this fight now.” Here’s hoping the fight lives up to all the drama……..


- Someone does not sound confident in her senatorial fundraising abilities, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.). Shaheen is an incumbent facing a midterm election and rather than rest confidently in her abilities to raise copious amounts of cash through both legit and dubious means, she is calling on newly announced Republican challenger Scott Brown to sign the same pact in New Hampshire that helped prevent outside groups from pouring money into his Massachusetts Senate election. Her nomadic challenger, who seems intent on bouncing from state to state around the Northeast in order to find a constituency willing to elect him to a cushy job in which he gets all sorts of perks and benefits without having to actually accomplish anything on a regular basis, signed the so-called People's Pledge with Massachusetts U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren in 2012. Shaheen, perhaps figruing that Brown lost the first time around while operating under that pact and could suffer the same fate once again, said she admired Brown for agreeing to the deal two years ago. It took her all of two seconds to ask for the same deal Saturday morning after Brown announced plans to launch an exploratory committee to enter the New Hampshire race. Shaheen outlined her proposal in a letter to Brown and wrote that New Hampshire voters should have the same assurance their voices won't be "drowned out by third-party expenditures." Brown not-so-deftly sidestepped questions on whether he would agree to the offer, instead shifting the focus to the fact that Shaheen is on a multiple-city West Coast fundraising swing that he says will provide money to third party groups for more outside negative ads against him………


- Did you know that the Tyrannosaurus rex had a cousin? A team of researchers led by paleontologists Anthony Fiorillo and Ronald Tykoski of the Perot Museum of Nature and Science in Dallas announced on Saturday that they have discovered a much smaller Arctic cousin of the T-Rex. The remains were found in Alaska and have been tagged with an official genus and species: Nanuqsaurus hoglundi. According to the museum’s team, the dinosaur lived around 70 million years ago and its remains were first discovered in 2006 in the Prince Creek Formation on Alaska's North Slope. The same quarry has yielded other noteworthy finds such as the horned dinosaur species Pachyrhinosaurs perotorum, whose discovery was announced in 2011. “I find it absolutely thrilling that there is another new dinosaur found in the polar region," Fiorillo said in written release. "It tells us that the ecosystem of ancient Arctic was a very different place, and it challenges everything we know about dinosaurs.” The team discovered only a few small fragments of the Nanuqsaurus hoglundi, including the top part of a skull, part of a lower jaw and part of an upper facial jawbone. "Nanuqsaurus" loosely translates to "polar bear lizard," according to the museum, and was chosen to honor the Inupiat people whose territory traditionally includes the area where the remnants were found. The "hoglundi" portion of the name is a nod to Dallas entrepreneur and philanthropist Forrest Hoglund. While its larger cousin would have weighed between 7-8 tons and spanned nearly 40 feet, an adult Nanuqsaurus might have been only 25 feet long, with a weight of 1,000 pounds. That would still be a large beast, but the researchers believe its relatively small size may be attributable to how isolated the area was and how little food was likely available. At that time in Earth’s history, it is believed that Alaska would have been dark about half the year. “Conditions in this setting were relatively warm, but there were profound to extreme seasonal changes in light regime throughout the year that would have limited resource availability and produced substantial variance in temperatures,” the researchers wrote in their findings. Yes, but a small T-rex is still a T-rex……..

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Riot Watch! Algeria, hostage-based TV and selfie insanity


- What happens when Big Brother doesn’t pay his bills? In Pittsburgh, the result is the same as it would be for Average Joe Citizen when he claims the check is in the mail or that he never received the bill in the first place. See, the city failed to pay a $195,000 maintenance fee to the contractor that operates most of its surveillance cameras and as a result, that contractor pulled the plug. “Having cameras in bad areas helps to catch the bad guy once the crime has been committed,” Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto said. “But, at the same time, they give a peace and security to the people.” They may provide a feeling of peace and security for some people, but once criminals and scofflaws know the cameras are merely glorified street decorations, the security factors is gone. “It’s a big concern,” Peduto added. “Anytime we spend a lot of money and buy equipment that’s supposed to be used for the public, especially for public safety. It’s not being turned on or used, it raises a lot of questions.” The city council is expected to approve the funds necessary to turn the cameras back on, but that only addresses part of the problem. There is still the question of how the bill went unpaid in the first place and more specifically, who can be blamed for this mess. “I don’t have an answer for that right now,” Peduto said. “There’s a couple different opinions that are out there. Until there’s some really concrete facts out there, I don’t want to jump into it and assume.” It is a true politician’s answer and one that couldn’t have been read from the embattled politician’s handbook any better. Odds are that someone will take the fall for this and be fired or reassigned, but the problem itself will be no less likely to happen the next time around because you cannot fire or reassign bureaucratic incompetence……. 


- Has MeAngelo Hall finally come to his senses? Heck no. The egomaniacal Washington Redskins cornerback  - real name DeAngelo Hall – is on the other side of a pointless Twitter exchange with Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman. Both men thumped their chests, whipped it out and tried to prove who was better with 140-character bursts in a technological pissing match that ensued after Hall saw Sherman's exchange with running back LeGarrette Blount earlier in the day about who is the best cornerback in the NFL. Hall, who is on the downside of his prime but still seems to believe he’s on the level of the game’s elite, told Sherman, as Blount did, that he'd like to see the Seattle CB go against "guys like Calvin [Johnson], A.J. Green, Dez Bryant all game." When Sherman and his newly minted Super Bowl ring responded that he has 20 interceptions in three seasons, Hall shot back that when he was in his prime, teams didn’t throw at him the way they throw at Sherman – suggesting they aren't afraid of the dreadlocked Stanford graduate. He piled on by suggesting that Sherman’s teammates account for much of his success. He said his Twitter shots at Sherman were a "little of, 'Come on, man, you're playing on a team with two of the best safeties in the game.'" Clearly, Sherman is getting the public and media attention he so craves with his latest Twitter battle – he dueled with then-Tampa Bay Buccaneers corner Darrelle Revis last season – and Hall gets to keep living in the delusional world where he and his perpetually torched coverage skills are the best around. Sherman has also scrapped with San Francisco 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree and others, but aside from thriving on the drama, he clearly has the skills and success to back up his words. Hall, on the other hand, has never won a Super Bowl and while he has made the Pro Bowl four times, he has always been known as a selfish egomaniac and no one has ever accused him of being the NFL’s best corner……….


- Selfies: They’re hazardous to both you and your friends’ sanity. Not only do endless close-range photos of oneself taken with a smartphone camera and plastered across the Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and SnapChat feeds of friends make those friends want to snatch that iPhone from your hands and bludgeon you with it, but they could also wreck your sanity as well. According to a new study from the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, the phenomenon of taking selfies is actually causing a rise in the rate of plastic surgery on the facial region. A poll of 2,700 of the organization's members found that one in three plastic surgeons specializing in the face reported an uptick in requests for plastic surgery. Although its reasons for tying that rise to the selfie craze are shaky, the organization linked their profit surge to more patients being aware of and unhappy with how they look when they post pictures on social media. In 2013, surgeons in the study saw a 10 percent rise in rhinoplasty (nose jobs) from the year before. Mix in a six percent increase in eyelid procedures and a trend begins to emerge. "Social platforms like Instagram, Snapchat and the iPhone app Selfie.im, which are solely image based, force patients to hold a microscope up to their own image and often look at it with a more self-critical eye than ever before," said AAFPRS President Edward Farrior. "These images are often the first impression young people put out there to prospective friends, romantic interests and employers and our patients want to put their best face forward."  Because most people who take and post selfies skew younger, that has lowered the average age at which people are getting plastic surgery. According to the study, nearly 60 percent of plastic surgeons said they saw a rise in cosmetic surgery in patients under the age of 30 in 2013. For women 35 and under, that tends to focus on younger looking skin, while a significant amount of men under 35 wanted nose jobs, liposuction on the neck and chin implants. Facelifts and nose jobs topped the list for women in general, while nose jobs were also the biggest seller for men. "Whether driven by a desire to stay competitive in the workforce, remain attractive to their mate or simply to look as good as they feel, advances in non-invasive anti-aging technologies are making it possible to delay the hands of time while retaining a natural outcome," Farrior said. Score one for superficiality, eh doc………


- Putting people in danger and watching the drama unfold is a big ratings draw for TV network, assuming they do it right. CBS tried and failed with “Hostages,” a drama featuring Dylan McDermott and Toni Collette that fell well short of expectations last year. Now, NBC will take its shot with “Crisis,” which premieres Sunday night. The high-octane, character-driven suspense drama pitting a rookie FBI agent against emotionally charged odds while trying to solve an odd abduction is the Peacock’s new hope for higher ratings. The plot involves a busload of kidnapped high school students whose powerful parents want their children back, along with answers for what happened to them. The show opens with a sweaty, frazzled man trying to disarm security satellites as an FBI agent played by "666 Park Avenue" star Rachael Taylor attempts to stop him and national security hangs in the balance. There is also a half-baked political scandal of sorts involving the president and series creator Rand Ravich ("Life") has left plenty of other openings in the storyline to get creative as he goes. He is clearly hoping that audiences connect with the rich, snotty kids from a prestigious private school, including the president's son, who are taken hostage. When their field trip goes awry, one student manages to escape with help from Secret Service agent Marcus Finley (Lance Gross), who is having a very bad first day on the job. The family ties are everywhere, including agent Susie Dunn (Taylor) working as the FBI's point person, even though her niece, Amber (Halston Fitch), is one of the hostages. Amber’s mother Meg, played by Gillian Anderson, is estranged from her sister and yet is now counting on Susie to save her daughter. As the kidnappers put pressure on their targets, the students begin to fracture and characters develop. All in all, it sounds like the perfect recipe for a strong debut followed by plummeting ratings as fans get to know the show…….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Every nation has to start small when it comes to uprisings and dissidence and for the northern African nation of Algeria, that beginning is as humble as it could possible be. In a landmark decision, Algerian authorities for the first time have allowed about 100 people from a new opposition movement to protest against the decision by the country’s ailing president to run for a fourth term in April. While applying for permission to protest almost defeats the entire purpose of a protest to begin with, the Algerian people clearly are in the early stages of their journey to becoming full-fledged, anti-establishment rage-aholics who storm city halls with Molotov cocktails and leave a stream of burning dumpsters and overturned cars in their wake. The first official gathering for the Barakat! ("Enough") movement's protest Saturday was light, possibly owing to subpar temperatures and a light rain, but it was also noteworthy because it was the first time a protest took place without the police quashing it in its infancy using violent and possibly deadly tactics. Hopefully, better protests and riots are ahead. Plenty of time remains before the April 17 elections and an uprising or ten will be needed because the six candidates who have been approved for the race are expected to have little chance of unseating President Abdelaziz Bouteflika. He is expected to win with the backing of the powerful machinery of the state, which could be a problem given that he suffered a stroke last year and appears to have trouble now speaking and moving. That could lead to a puppet president who is merely the face of a corrupt regime using him as its face while it goes about its dirty business behind the scenes………..

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Wisconsin goes boom, locker room bigotry and French smog


- Look the hell out, Latvia. Heads are rolling and apparently, it’s unacceptable for a government official – even one with as little power as the country’s environment minister – to participate in annual commemorations of Latvian soldiers who fought in Nazi units during World War II. What would seem like a wonderful event for anyone to be a part of given that people died for their country and are being honored was instead a reason to pink slip Environment Minister Einars Cilinskis of the right-wing National Alliance. Cilinskis announced Friday that he would attend Sunday's events in Riga, flying in the face of warnings from Prime Minister Lamidota Straujuma. The prime minister's spokesman, Andis Blinds, explained that because of an act of direct and willful defiance, Straujuma had no choice but to dismiss Cilinskis, who was not only the minister of environmental protection, but also of regional development. Why would any prime minister dare order members of his government to stay away from a seemingly positive happening? The warning for Cabinet ministers to stay away from the March 16 events was allegedly issued because they are expected to prompt counter-protests from members of Latvia's Russian-speaking minority. Oh, and most Latvians consider the Waffen SS veterans as heroes who fought for independence from the Soviet Union. Russians commonly view the march as an attempt to glorify fascism, which quite frankly does not happen often enough in the world these days as fascist, dictatorial leaders are in dwindling supply. This charade isn’t going to help matters at all……..


- It’s cash-grab time for one of the most iconic rock bands of all-time. Yes, Led Zeppelin wants in on the gravy train once again. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and Co. are reaching into the wallets of loyal fans with the tired, er, tried and true move of reissuing digitally re-mastered versions of their old albums and tossing in a handful of “previously unreleased rarities” that have never been heard before. Led Zep will re-release its first three albums and sprinkle in four new tracks to entice fans to buy music they already own. The new song “La La” will appear on the second disc of “Led Zeppelin II,” while “Led Zeppelin III” will feature “Jennings Farm Blues,” “Bathroom Sound” and “Keys To The Highway/Trouble In Mind.” Previously, the unreleased tracks had only been available to the 100 percent of music fans willing to pick up bootleg albums and get their hands on the same music as everyone else, except for free. There will also be a live music inclusion in the package, as a recording of a gig recorded at Olympia Theatre in Paris from October 1969 will accompany the overhauled version of the original “Led Zeppelin” album. The companion audio for the new “Led Zeppelin II” will get a boost from alternate mixes of five songs from the album, backing tracks to “Thank You” and “Living Loving Maid (She’s Just A Woman).” The “Led Zeppelin III” re-release will come with a bonus disc filled with seven studio outtakes of songs from the album as well as the aforementioned three previously unheard compositions. "The material on the companion discs presents a portal to the time of the recording of Led Zeppelin," Page said. "It is a selection of work in progress with rough mixes, backing tracks, alternate versions and new material recorded at the time." To appeal to hipsters as well as those stuck in the 1990s, the reissues will be released on CD and vinyl as well as digitally on June 2, with all tracks remastered by Page. Eventually, all nine of the band’s studio albums will be reissued in the same style……..


- Never let it be said that northern Europe doesn’t love the environment. An ugly haze of yellowish air pollution has hung over Paris for several days and cloaked the normally picturesque streets of Belgium has led transportation officials to extend a unique offer in the name of environmental protection. With a belt of smog stretching hundreds of miles, all the way from France's Atlantic coast to Belgium and well into Germany, public transit around Paris and in two other cities is being offered for free for the remainder of the weekend. Drivers in Belgium have been forced to slow down significantly on account of the smog and nearly all of France was under some sort of pollution alert Friday, with levels in the Parisian region surpassing some of those in the world's most notoriously polluted cities, including Beijing and Delhi. It was the worst air pollution France has seen since 2007, according to the European Environment Agency said. Other areas of France and Belgium's southern Wallonia area offered free transportation on Friday only, but if conditions don’t improve, that offer could resurface. Smog levels are believed to be on the rise on account of France’s current unusually high number of diesel vehicles, whose nitrogen oxide fumes mix with ammonia from springtime fertilizers and form particulate ammonium nitrate. Mix in pollutants from the burning of dead leaves and wood and the scene is ugly enough to prompt environmental groups to denounce the lack of government response to the mini-crisis as putting lives in danger. European Environment Agency air quality manager Valentin Foltescu noted that pollution can be an immediate health hazard, especially for those with respiratory or cardiac disorders. "Some people will, unfortunately, die," Foltescu said. "There is a high correlation of pollution of this kind and mortality.” As the smog lingered, speed limits were lowered in France and Belgium and electronic billboards in Paris dispensed advice and emergency information. Foltescu said if everyone follows the government's advice "you will see an instant difference." If not, he predicted that the smog would last as long as the region's unseasonably warm and sunny weather……..


- What it cold, slippery and goes boom when you strap dynamite to it? Trick question. Anything cold and slippery goes boom in such situations, but this week it was an ice dam on a creek in the small town of Onalaska, Wisc. As happens when a state is locked in below-zero temperatures from October through May (approximate), bodies of water of all shapes and sizes tend to freeze up. The water on Sand Lake Coulee Creek in the town of Onalaska could not hold off the cold any longer and its once-flowing waters eventually turned into a ginormous mass of ice. Town officials knew they needed to take action and do something about ice that was six feet deep at some points. When heavy machinery wouldn't clear up that ice block out of the way, it was clearly time for more….um…explosive measures. After what were undoubtedly intense discussions and plenty of wonderful brainstorming sessions, they settled on dynamite to blow up the ice. The blockage had to go because the ice dam was causing water to flow around a dike and get close to about a dozen homes. The town council went to the state legislature and the Department of Natural Resources to get all the proper permits they needed to blow the sh*t out of that ice. "That fractured the ice out and the explosions took what ice came out straight up in the air and came back down, there's no debris outside of the creek bed," town spokesman Rolly Bogert said. The explosion went as planned, crews dug out the channel after everything went boom and water was flowing smoothly (and coldly) by the next day……..


- In case there was any doubt that professional sports locker rooms remain among the many places in the world were ignorance and racial insensitivity still reside, this should resolve that wondering. The central character in this drama is New York Mets pitching coach Dan Warthen, who didn’t exactly go on a slur-laced rant but did manage to prove that he’s an old, out-of-touch guy who should probably join the rest of us in 2014. Warthen publicly apologized Wednesday night for having directed a slur once commonly used to denigrate people of Asian descent at Cutler. He reportedly approached the interpreter for right-hander Daisuke Matsuzaka to apologize for using a common racial slur for Asians during a previous conversation. Interpreter Jeff Cutler was speaking with a reporter who happened to be a Chinese American from San Francisco and in apologizing to Cutler, Warthen mentioned the slur again. The reporter was offended and Warthen found himself having to apologize all over again. Thankfully for him, Matsuzaka and Cutler are two forgiving guys and in addition to pitching well in his bid for the final spot in the Mets’ rotation, the veteran Japanese pitcher is big enough to accept a mea culpa and move on. "Today I was just preparing for my game, so I just spoke to him about today's lineup and what was going on during the game," Matsuzaka said through his interpreter after holding the Washington Nationals to one run on three hits and striking out four in 3 2/3 innings. "... I think everyone makes mistakes, and Dan has already commented on it. I don't want to dig deeper into it or try to add to what it is." Cutler said he too has forgive Warthen and that team officials have addressed the issue as well. He added that it was not productive to speak about whether he was personally offended by Warthen's use of the slur, which shows the he too is smarter and less stuck in a bygone era than Warthen himself. Score one for lack of enlightenment…….